AN: Hello! On this chapter we have a very special guest, and I'm sorry if he offends anyone. It's just a parody, so lighten up! Anyways, a recap of what happened previously, I tried to destroy Dorothy's eyebrows by turning her into a hairless cat, but to no avail.

Quatre: "No! That's impossible!"

Trowa: "Her eyebrows really are indestructible, how evil!"

Dorothy's eyebrows: "Ha ha ha! Of course I am indestructable, I am Satan! Ha ha ha!"

Duo: "Aagh! They talk!"

Me: *Smack him upside the head * "Well duh, of course they talk, they're possessed by the Dark Lord."

Amber: "Satan! Where have you been all this time? I've tried calling and writing but you never answered!" *Cries *

Satan: "Well.uh. the truth is."

Amber: "And after all I've done for you! You couldn't even visit in my dreams?!"

Sam: "So what have you done for him?"

Amber: "Well. nothing but shh! That's not important!"

Satan: "Well darling, just listen to me-"

Quatre: "Darling?"

Amber: "No! You listen! You've been going behind my back haven't you? Even after you said you loved me! Waaaaaaaaa!!!!"

Satan: "Well, this is quite a situation."

Trowa: "A very odd situation."

Amber: "You said that I would be your Dark Queen and rule Hell with you!"

Satan: "Yes, but then um.I.well.you see I was trapped.yes trapped in these eyebrows by God, and that's why I couldn't contact you."

Amber: "LIES, ALL LIES!"

Satan: "Well that's what I do! I lie and cheat and steal and kill because I am evil! That's just the way I am! I can't change or else there would be no hell and Light will prevail!"

Amber: "Oh, okay."

Satan: "Well, I have to go back to see how my minions are doing. So bye!"

Amber: "Take me with you!"

Satan: "Uh, there's an emergency. I have to go now!"

*Poof * And with that Satan leaves, and the evil freaky eyebrows with him. Everyone but Amber cheers.

Amber: "He ditched me! That bastard! Isn't he so cute when he's being evil?"

Duo: "You seriously have problems."

Amber: "Now all I need is a human pet, and I will have fulfilled another goal!"

All the G-boys move away slowly.

Me: "Anyway, that was very touching and sweet.I guess. but now it's someone else's turn." I pull a hat filled with paper slips out of my wonder bra. "The only people left are Duo, Quatre, and Trowa."

Heero: "What about you four?" he points to me, Sam, Amber and Trunks.

Quatre: "Yeah, it's not fair that only we have to be changed."

Me: "Well Trunks is only half human anyway, and we're not the ones with problems!"

Duo: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS?!?! She's violent, horny and hungry all the time, she eats people and has a relationship with Satan, and you have a magical bra and get high off of pinecones!"

Me: "Hey, the bra is an advantage, AND LEAVE THE PINECONES OUT OF THIS!"

Duo: "YOU'RE ALL INSANE!"

Me, Sam and Amber: "There's nothing wrong with insanity."

Me: "Fine, Sam will pick Amber's, Amber will pick mine, and I'll pick Sam's. But you guys have to go first."

They all agreed, so I drew a name out of a hat: Quatre.

Quatre: "Ooh! Can I be a fluffy little puppy that never gets big?"

Me: "Uuh, we'll see."

And with that we carried on our journey.

AN: Any ideas of what to do with Quatre? Cuz I don't. Put your pick in a review, and maybe I'll put it in. Thanks!