AN: Okay so the only suggestion was a really fat man in a thong with lots of warts (thanks for your feedback sam you retard, jk). So now I have to come up with my own idea.

Quatre: "Yay! I'm gonna be a cute little fuzzy animal! Right?"

Me: "Uh, sure. Now all you have to do is take a little swim in this cute little spring!"

Quatre: "YAY!"

Sam: "How can water be cute?"

Quatre: "It is cute, the way it ripples and splashes!"

Amber: "Shut up and get in!"

Quatre: "Okay! Weeee!" *Splash * Gurgle gurgle * sploosh* "Am I cute and cuddly yet? Why is my voice so deep? It should be high and squeaky."

Trowa: "Maybe you should look at your reflection."

Quatre looks in the clear water and screams. "I'm not cute and cuddly! I'm big and ugly! Waaaaa haaaaaa!"

Duo: "Well at least you're fuzzy.sorta."

Heero: "And you have big teeth and long sharp claws and spikes along your back and bat wings and you can breath fire and *gasp * is that a poison-tipped tail? WHY COULDN'T HAVE I BEEN LIKE THIS INSTEAD OF A STUPID GOLFISH!"

Quatre and Heero both run away crying, one because of his new-found capabilities of mass destruction, the other because of his lack of destructive physical traits.

Me: "Heero, your problem was your violent behaviour-"

Heero: "Oh yeah, that's why I'm a goldfish."

Me: "-and Quatre, your problem is you're so in touch with your feminine side, you lost your masculinity. So that's why I had to turn you into a demon."

Quatre: * Sniff* "Okay, but what will other people think of me?"

Me: "Well, I know of someone who almost has the same form as you."

Trowa: "And I'll still love you no matter what Quatre dearest!" He ran towards the demon with his arms open.

Trunks: "And he was calling me gay because of my purple hair."

Duo: "No, he was asking if you were gay out of hope."

As the idea slowly formed in Trunk's head, his face disfigured into a mask of disgust and, horrified, he laid down in the fetal position and started to shiver and shake.

Sam: "I'll comfort you Trunks sweetie!"

Me: "No, I think you should stop the comforting between Quatre and Trowa"

Duo: "Just let them have their privacy, they don't get to have too many intimate moments."

Amber: "Is and intimate moment when someone's head is in the other person's stomach?"

Duo: "Wha? AAGH! I'm coming to save you Trowa buddy!" he ran to where

Quatre sat, with Trowa's legs waving frantically out of his mouth. He grabbed onto Trowa's ankles and tried to pull him free, but got sucked into the demon's stomach along with Trowa.

Sam: "Some people are really stupid." She walked over calmly and used her amazing strength to plant a fist into Quatre's hairy stomach, forcing him to spit out the two gundam pilots. I got Shan to heat up some water with her fire-breath, and then I dumped it on Quatre.

Me: "My god you almost eat more than Sam."

Amber: "Almost, but not quite."

Quatre: "Trowa honey! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! You hate me now don't you?"

Trowa: "If I hated you would I do this?" He grabbed Quatre's shoulders and kissed him gently on the lips.

Amber: "AWWWW! That's so cute! They kissed!"

Trunks saw it all, and as they parted he tried to gouge out his eyes. Relena stopped him by covering his face with her large slimy body. She was so disgusting and rank that he passed out and almost died, but Sam saved him by prodding her off his body with a very long bamboo pole.

Sam: "Oh no! He's not breathing! I have to perform mouth to mouth!"

Me: "Um, Sam? There is no tongue involved in mouth to mouth."

Amber: "And usually the victim's clothes stay on."

Sam: "Shh! He'll never know!"

Me: "Yes he will, cuz he's awake right now."

Amber: "Other than that he's scarred for life, he'll be fine."

Sam: "Dammit!"

Me: "Besides, we have more important things to do. And the completely 'random' draw out of the hat says the next person is Trowa."

Trowa: "Hey! It's not very random if all the names are mine!"

Me: "Shut up and start walking."

AN: yea that chapter was very uh, 'romantic' if that's what you wanna call it, but the next one will be different, maybe, I don't know yet.