Trowa: "Remember, you have to keep your part of the deal."

Me: "Yeah yeah, shut up and get in the water."

Trowa: "How can I trust you to keep the bargain when your idea of a random draw is to only put my name in?"

Me: "Because you were pissing me off and still are so shut up and GET IN!"

Trowa: "Fine then. I won't mind being an animal, I like them."

Sam: "Maybe up the ass." She said under her breath.

Trowa gave her an angry look and stepped calmly into the water. A minute later, he came splashing out of the pool, soaking everyone with his flapping wings.

Trowa: "Gobble gobble!"

Amber: "A turkey!"

Me: "Yes one of the ugliest birds in the world. Trowa's hair was too retarded, so I was gonna turn him into a bald eagle (haha bad pun I know) but then I thought better of it when I realized eagles have sharp beaks and talons. So I made him a bald, ugly turkey."

Amber: "I like turkeys, can I keep him?"

Me: "Go for it."

Amber: "Yay! Amber has a turkey, Amber has a turkey! Turkey? Where are you going?"

Trowa-turkey tried to edge away without noticing, but his constant gobbling noises sort of gave it away. Sighing with defeat, he let Amber pick him up and cradle him in her arms. This isn't so bad, he thought.

Sam: "Can we eat him? Hey! We could have a barbecue! We have a pig, a turkey and a.uh.does anyone eat slugs?"

Amber: "No we can't eat him, maybe when he's old, or we're starving."

Sam: "I'm starving right now!"

Duo: "Oh my god, you really are a bottomless pit! And no one is eating anyone, or anything in Relena's case."

Relena tried to glare at him evilly, but then realizing she had no eyes, she gave up.

Duo: "What is she trying to do? A little slug mating dance or something?"

Amber: * whispers * "Maybe she's coming on to you."

Duo: * with a very disgusted look on his face * "Can I be changed now? I really need something else to think about, right now!"

Me: "Alrighty, come with me then. The rest of you stay here, Quatre, keep everyone under control..or not."

Quatre was bawling his eyes out, along with Dorothy the hairless cat, and Wu-fei the woman-pig, and Relena the slug. Trowa was making little turkey sobs as he was held captive in Amber's arms. And Heero was..

Sam: "Heero? What are you doing?"

Heero: "When I am done, this pile of bamboo shoots, leaves, and these poisonous berries will be a poison dart shooter designed for my goldfish form. No one messes with Heero-fish! Mwa hahahaha!"

Sam: "I don't think that's going to work dear."

Heero: "Why not?"

Sam: "Because you have it all wrong, you attach this to that, tie this around that little knobby there, and stick this on top of that, and voila! You now have a poison dart shooter for goldfish and now you can take it everywhere, and it's also water resistant!"

Me: "Sam? Since when could you build things?"

Sam: "I took mechanics for a reason. Besides, those berries can't possibly be that poisonous." * splash fshhht * "Ungh..woooooo!" *Thunk *

Amber: "Sam? Sammy girl? Well she's dead let's eat her!"

Me: "She's not dead, just unconscious, so stop gnawing on her arm!"

Amber: "You always ruin my fun!"

Me: "Yea well. Okay, this fish must be restrained!" I said as another dart flew past my head. Dorothy, go get him!"

Dorothy pounced on Heero, pinning him down as she pawed away his dart shooter. Then she carried him between her teeth and put him in his bowl.

Me: "Now with the evil fish restrained, Duo and I are off to fix his problem."

Duo: "What is my problem exactly?"

Me: "You'll see."

A couple minutes later we came to a clearing with a rather large spring at it's center.

Me: "Well, this is it."

Duo: "Well what's my problem? Am I too death obsessed?"

Me: "No, I like that."

Duo: "Well what is it?"

Me: "Nothing, you're perfect."

To his surprise I kissed him, and at the same time pushed him into the pool.

When he emerged, he was a big, hairy, soaking wet buffalo. I took a thermos full of hot water out of my wonder-bra and dumped it on his head.

Duo: "If I'm so perfect, why'd you turn me into a buffalo?"

Me: "Aren't you happy? You still have lots of hair, and a hot ass, and I just helped restore a small little part of Alberta's almost depleted buffalo population, well once I bring you home-"

Duo: "Bring me home? What are you talking about?"

Me: "Well, my dad has lots of land, you can live on his acreage when you want to be in your other form, and the rest of the time you can stay with me."

Duo: "Stay with you?"

Me: "Yeah, my idea is to have Trunks as a body guard and when he's off duty he's Sam's, Alucard from Hellsing will make me a vampire (disclaimer: I don't own him or the show/manga), you will be my jester, and Brandon Boyd from Incubus, or maybe Ville from HIM, or possibly both (Disclaimer: I don't own them or their bands either), will be my muse(s) and sing for me!"

Duo: "And meanwhile you will be doing what?

Me: "Sitting on my throne, drinking blood, being worshipped, you know, being the Goddess of Darkness or something. Or if you want, you can still be the God of Death and I'll be your Goddess! After I'm a vampire though."

Duo: "So how will you get all these people to do things for you?"

Me: "Steal them of course."

Duo: "And you really think that's going to work?"

Me: "Well a girl can dream, right?"

Duo: "You really are something."

Me: "Does that mean you like me?!"

Duo: "We'll see when you're a vampire."

Me: "Alrighty, next job: Find Alucard!"

Duo: "No, first you and your friends have to change too."

Me: "Dammit! I will be a vampire someday!"

Duo: "Sure."

AN: So that was longer than I expected, but oh well. Yes Duo should love me, and Trunks should love Sam * lightbulb over head turns on * Idea! But later. Yes now I must leave so review this or I will come after you and make you my slave, (mua hahaha!)