Amber: "Finally! You guys took a really long time back there."

Me: "We were making buffalo babies."

Sam: * murmuring in her sleep * "Mmm..Buffalo burgers."

Amber: "Really?"

Me: "No, but I did turn him into a hot-assed buffalo."

Duo: "How is a buffalo's ass hot?"

Me: "Have you ever seen a buffalo bum?"

Duo: "No and I don't really want to."

Quatre: *waves his arms frantically * "I do! I do!"

I dumped some cold water onto Duo, transforming him. Quatre moves closer, looking at Duo's new ass at ever angle.

Quatre: "It looks pretty nice, but how does it feel."

Duo reared up his hind legs and kicked Quatre in the face. Taking pity on him, I produced hot water and turned him into his normal long-haired self.

Duo: "You sick wierdo! Don't you ever try to touch my ass again or I'll burn all your stuffed animals!"

Quatre: "NO! NOT MY STUFFIES! Okay okay, I promise I won't touch your ass again!"

Duo: "Good! Now can we get on with this? It's your turn now!"

Me: "Okay, but I go last. Guess we should change Sam before she wakes up."

Everyone nodded their head in agreement, and with that Duo and Quatre carried her as I took the lead.

Duo: "So what is she gonna be?"

Amber: "A turkey so Turkey-man Bob has a girliefriend and then they can have more turkeys!"

Duo: "And then you'll have a turkey farm and make lots of money when Thanksgiving comes around?"

Amber: "No! I'll train them to free the other turkeys and then they'll kill all the people I don't like first, and then they can kill all the non- vegetarians. Oh! And they will also be the followers of Amberarianism."

Quatre: "If I become a follower will you not kill me?"

Amber: "Okay! As your God, I command you to eat cheese! Now slave! Go eat cheese!"

Quatre: "Umm."

Sam: "Why are the purple flowers eating pop-tarts? And why am floating?"

Me: "Oh no! She's coming to! Quickly, throw her into that pond there!"

* splash* *gurggle * *splutter *

Sam: "MRAAAAAAA!!!!! GRRRRR!!!!"

*splash * *splat *

Duo: "H.help me! I'm being flattened!"

Sam looks at the twitching form beneath her great expanse of black and white fur, and then gets off of him and goes and eats some bamboo shoots. All with the grace and beauty of a giant panda.

Me: "Yummy plants Sim-sim?"

Sam holds up a sign: 'Go to Hell. And yes they are dellicous.'

Quatre walks up, crosses a word out, and re-writes it.

Quatre: "The correct spelling is delicious."

Sam gets angry and sends him flying with a massive bear paw. She holds up a sign saying 'Amber's turn now, I'm making her a kitty.'

Amber: * clapping* "Yay! Amber's gonna be a kitty! Amber's gonna be a kitty!"

Me: "There's the pool, go have fun."

Amber gleefully jumps into the pool and gleefully jumps out transformed into a frisky feline, and not frisky in the sexual way. That would be creepy, and annoying.

Me: "Amber want a toy?"

I take out a plastic stick with a rope and a ball with noisemakers and sparkly streamers dangling from it. It's Amber's favorite toy, and she paws at it and purrs cheerfully.

Quatre: "What a cute little kitty! Awwwwwwww!!!!!!!"

He rushes over and picks her up and cuddles her. Of course, even as a cat, Amber doesn't like to be touched and she scratches him fiercely. Great. Now I am stuck with a squished Duo and a clawed Quatre. And it's also my turn next, and knowing that Amber is changing me it can't be a good thing.

AN: Whew! I finally got up a new chapter! Feel proud of me. My english teacher says I am a talented writer so I better get good reviews. Byes!