AN: Alright no one reviewed, but that's alright. I know at least Amber read it, maybe Sam, but oh well. I'm having too much fun writing this so I don't care! Yea I think this is the last chapter, of this part, YES THERE WILL BE MORE MUAHAHAHAHHAHA! Anyways. on with the story!

So we're still in this cursed place, and I'm the only 'normal' one left but not for long. Needing Amber's response, I converted her back into her human form by pouring cold water on her.

Amber: "I want you to be.umm. I don't know yet."

Me: "While you think I should find out where the hell Trunks and Relena went. I haven't seen them in a while. Have you seen them Sim-sim?"

Sam looks guilty and holds up a sign that says 'No.. of course not.'

Me: "Okay did you try to panda-rape Trunks? And what the hell would you want to steal Relena for?"

Sam casts down her eyes and blushes. 'A love potion' her sign reads.

Duo: "Why would you need a love potion?"

She takes a sign that says 'For Trunks Dumbass!!" and whacks him upside the head.

Me: "Why didn't I think of that? And how did you find out how to make a love potion?"

Sam: 'I guess when I got turned into a panda, the great Panda wisdom was passed on to me too.'

Amber: "Sammy smart now? Can you spell 'dissolve'?"

Sam: 'D-es.ovel. Damn you! But anyway, this love potion is potent and is guaranteed to make Trunks love me. All I need is the slime from a 'special' slug, and a feather from a 'special' turkey, bamboo, those berries Heero poisoned me with, and non-cursed water. Oh and fire, you always need fire!'

Amber: "Don't hurt my turkey!"

Me: "I'm sure he can spare just one feather. It's going to a good cause, cuz then Sam will stop bitching about how guys will never like her. Alright so it's not really real love, but oh well it's all good. Fork over the feather Trowa!"

With a gobble and a squawk, and a couple scratches and pecks, Trowa finally surrendered a tail-feather. I gave it to Sam, and she worked harder than I had ever seen her, which really isn't that hard, but love makes people do strange things. She meticulously started a fire, boiled the water, added precise proportions of ingredients, and then carefully stirred the concoction with a bamboo shoot. After a few minutes, the giant panda held up a sign with 'Voila!' written on it.

Sam: 'Now all I have to do it get Trunks to drink this..wait, I think I'm forgetting something. oh yeah! I need a single strand of my own hair so that he'll love me. So I need to be my normal self.'

I changed her back, and she plucked out a strand of her artificially red hair and added it to the mixture.

Sam: "YAY! TRUNKS WILL BE MINE!! HAHAHAHA!!"

Off she skipped, spilling some of the potion along the way, to where she had hidden Trunks with Relena as a guard.

Sam: "Truuunks! Wakey wakey oh love of my life!"

Trunks: "Urgh, what's going on? What happened?"

Sam: "Relena just tried to smother you, and then I resuscitated you, and then I had to hit you over the head to make you unconscious again!"

Trunks: "Umm."

Sam: "Just shut up and drink this." She forced Trunks to take a swallow of the brew, almost making him choke to death. He made a face of revulsion, and then his expression changed to one of love at first sight.

Trunks: "Oh Sam! Suddenly you seem so beautiful to me! I think I love you! No, I know I love you! My darling! My sparkling Aphrodite!"

Sam: "A sparkly Afro-what now?"

Trunks: "Kiss me with those lips of honey!"

Sam: "Okie dokie!"

So the two new lovers started kissing, and such, I won't give you any details, cuz Sam would probably hurt me, and Amber would never sleep again.



Continuing on to the main plot line..

Amber: "Um. I don't know what you should be. can I make you a Turonk?"

Duo: "What the hell is a Turonk?"

Quatre: "Is it fuzzy and cute?"

Amber: "It's a cross between a donkey and a turtle, and it makes a sound like 'Turonk-ee! Turonk-ee!'"

Me: "I think it actually have to exists to drown in a pool of water."

Amber: "It exists in my world!"

Duo: "Yes, but this isn't your world, crack-head."

Amber: "Oh that's what you think. Mua hahahaha!"

Quatre: "Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it was."

Me: "No really Amber, you have to decide on what I should be."

Amber: "I dunno. Jump into that one there, it looks interesting."

Me: "You mean the one with all the spiderwebs and vines and evil-looking trees and a 'don't jump into this pond' sign?"

Amber: "Yea, that one!"

Me: "Alrighty. It can't be that bad." I borrow Trunks' sword to chop down some vines, and then take a deep breath and jump into the murky water.

AN: Yes, I'm further stalling the inevitable, but I still have to ask Amber, cuz I always forget when she tells me. But yea shut up at least I got the effort to put up another chapter.