The water was cold, and I couldn't see anything. The strangest sensation washed over me, I kind of felt empty, light as a feather, and jello-like. like a hollow gelatinous feather. I was running out of breath, so I swam upwards with my webbed feet, broke the surface, and sucked in air with my bill. Wait. webbed feet. bill? I'm a duck-

Quatre: "-billed platypus. She's a platypus."

Duo: "Well I liked poisonous duck-beaver better."

Quatre: "Only the males are poisonous."

Thinking to self: 'Damn.'

Amber: "Ha ha! I made her retarded looking! Ow ow! She has claws!"

Great, so I'm just another Australian freak of nature animal. Come on, only in Australia can you find Giant Pocket Rabbits, Mini Tree Bears, and Poisonous Duck Beavers. Meh, I could've been something worse, like.. A sea cow, cuz then my brother's would never stop mocking me.

I reached into my wonder-bra for a bucket of hot water. Great, not only am I a retarded-looking creature, I'm a retarded-looking creature wearing a bra. Somehow a person's clothes disappear when they change forms, but unfortunately, my wonder-bra was too powerful for that. Dammit dammit dammit.

Quatre: "So, now that everyone's changed, is it over? Is our grand adventure over?!" He bursts into tears. I pour the hot water over myself and turn back to my regular form.

Me: "Over?! NEVER! MUA HAHAHA!"

Duo: "So then what are we gonna do?"

Me: "We're going to Japan. More specifically the Nerima district in Tokyo."

Everyone looks at me quizzically, and the ones who can speak say "Why?"

Me: "Oh, you'll see."

And with that our not so heroic heroes ride Shan-dragon into the sunset, heading for Japan. What madness will ensue there? Read the sequel when I feel like writing it to find out.