The 99th Platoon – WWW's Dream: Uniting the Tediz

Credits

Sergeant Major Rico "Sarge" Rodriguez: "Gappap"
Special Agent 00-Oreos: "PatrickSim"
Sergeant Chael: "Chael"
Sergeant Thomas "WWW" Warclat: Thomas "WWW.whydowecare.ca" Blight
Sergeant Rick "Pyst" Gores: Matt "Pyst Dude" Bujold
Sergeant Joshua "Flatfeet" Evans: Josh "Flatfeet" Evans
Sergeant Squeaky Fuzz Acore: Tony "Squeaky" Lucero a.k.a. "Zepa" or "Squeaky the Zepa"
Sergeant Stealth LeVasseur: Christian "Stealthkiller300" Levasseur
Corporal Renato "DaMedic" Mon: Renato "DaYetiMon" Whitaker
Corporal DarkFlame: Ryan "Dark05" Miralos Gonzales
Corporal Iron Lion Zion: Riley "Shadow Sniper" Kale Silva
Corporal Dana "Déjà vu" Rodriguez: "Dejavu"
Corporal Samuel Snickers: "SkaterX"
Corporal RedStorm: "DustyX"
Corporal Kenny "CoolGuy" Johnson: Jose "Retroman87" Daniel Osechas
Corporal Twisted: Josh "RazielUnlimited" Cloos
Private "Ricy": Richard "Ricyfood" Allen

Guest starring:
Anthrax the bartender: "Anthraxz"
Cherry the fiancée: as herself
The Commander: as himself
Conker T. Squirrel: as himself

--Started by WWW, written and directed by Gappap--

In a small rectangle the following is seen
*Pyst walks up to Deja*
PYST "So, uh... you and me...are we ok?"
DEJA "How so?"
PYST "Well, you know about the CPR bit awhile back, the fact that Sarge will kick my ass if I get too close to you and also the fact-"
*He drones on for a while. Deja puts up a hand*
DEJA "We're cool Pyst, we're cool."
PYST "Great."
*He puts his arm around her shoulders*
PYST "Deja, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship…"
DEJA "We're not that cool…"
*Pyst draws back quickly*
PYST "Ah."

No Squirrels, Tediz, Komiz or Panthers were harmed in the making of this picture.

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Notes from the Author:
It's been a long road, a long time, and a long while. So what can you expect now? Well there's PatrickSims Tediz Attack- Choose your own adventure coming real soon. The next thing for me to work on is the monster novel (pun) Escape From Batula's Castle. Eric Cartman is working on a 99th Platoon game. Chael said he was going to put up PaintBall – don't know where that one stands. There's probably more that I've forgotten. If you ever want to contact the Platoon go to the Conker's Bad Fur Day boards at www.gamefaqs.com (The best place to Be on the net) and drop a message. We'll find you. I hope you enjoyed yourself, writing these things I get sucked into them too and I hope I may have left a smidgeon of an impression with you. Wishing you all the best – in your writing, your acting and your life.
-~- G.A.P. (Gappap)