Army of One Parody
Disclaimer of Stupid Disclaiming: I do not own LoD or Scooby Doo or the Army (so help us bob if I did!))
Lloyd: I am the bigger and the stronger of all the girly men! (scrolls across the back of the screen - Damn straight!)
Dart: I know 50 ways to start a fire with a strand of hair. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Get that lighter from him.)
Rose: I am 11 million years old and have killed many babies to save the world. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Umm.ok then.)
Lavitz: I have millions of fans and have caused the Anti-Lloyd movement. (scrolls across the back of the screen - All Hail Lavitz!)
Shana: I am completely useless, ooh pretty flowers. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Where did I leave that safe?)
Miranda: *&)^(^^#$(*&#^$(*#^$(*#&^$(*#&^$*#^$_#$&)(*&! (scrolls across the back of the screen - Thank Bob for censorship!)
Albert: I can recite the entire dictionary perfectly. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Yeah right.)
Haschel: I can't believe that stupid pyro is my granson. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Like you had a say gramps)
Kongol: KONGOL SMASH! (scrolls across the back of the screen - You do that.)
Meru: Sweet Tarts! (scrolls across the back of the screen - For Bob's sake.)
Doel: If you don't tell me where those damn cows are I will kill you all! (scrolls across the back of the screen - They are over there (()
Greham: I am a traitorious biyatch! (scrolls across the back of the screen - How long did that one take you?)
Melbu Frahma: I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids! (scrolls across the back of the screen - Sure.)
Yusuke: I like Mountain Dew. (scrolls across the back of the screen - So do I!)
All: I am an Army of One!
Disclaimer of Stupid Disclaiming: I do not own LoD or Scooby Doo or the Army (so help us bob if I did!))
Lloyd: I am the bigger and the stronger of all the girly men! (scrolls across the back of the screen - Damn straight!)
Dart: I know 50 ways to start a fire with a strand of hair. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Get that lighter from him.)
Rose: I am 11 million years old and have killed many babies to save the world. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Umm.ok then.)
Lavitz: I have millions of fans and have caused the Anti-Lloyd movement. (scrolls across the back of the screen - All Hail Lavitz!)
Shana: I am completely useless, ooh pretty flowers. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Where did I leave that safe?)
Miranda: *&)^(^^#$(*&#^$(*#^$(*#&^$(*#&^$*#^$_#$&)(*&! (scrolls across the back of the screen - Thank Bob for censorship!)
Albert: I can recite the entire dictionary perfectly. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Yeah right.)
Haschel: I can't believe that stupid pyro is my granson. (scrolls across the back of the screen - Like you had a say gramps)
Kongol: KONGOL SMASH! (scrolls across the back of the screen - You do that.)
Meru: Sweet Tarts! (scrolls across the back of the screen - For Bob's sake.)
Doel: If you don't tell me where those damn cows are I will kill you all! (scrolls across the back of the screen - They are over there (()
Greham: I am a traitorious biyatch! (scrolls across the back of the screen - How long did that one take you?)
Melbu Frahma: I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids! (scrolls across the back of the screen - Sure.)
Yusuke: I like Mountain Dew. (scrolls across the back of the screen - So do I!)
All: I am an Army of One!