1 Chapter 1 – The Way There
A/N - This is modeled after certain car trips…..any resemblence, in character or appearance is purely and completely coincidental. If you don't want to read it, R/R anyway!!!! :~)
Disclaimer – Don't own any of the people, except for T.S.I. Author and her cat.
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It was a trip to the Keys, driving, from New York. A middle school band trip. 24 hours of sugar induced, coffee fueled madness, complete with charter bus, back rooms, and all our favorite characters from LotR (including Boromir!!) If there is any slash, it is purely accidental. R/r, please please please pleas please please!!!!!
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It was the start of the 24 hour straight band trip. Bags were checked in, everyone loaded up on the bus, and chaperones (Gandalf, Elrond, etc.) were nowhere in sight. Of course, no food or drink was allowed, but, as usual, there was a vertiable storehouse of sugar contraband placed in strategic locations under floorboards, between seats, and in instrument cases.
The back room, as they were told in all seriousness by Gandalf, was strictly for instruments. What a joke.
(A/n: For all my friends, you know what I mean. If you don't, read on!!!)
The seating arrangement was as follows:
Driver
Galadriel/Gandalf Faramir/Eowyn
Aragorn/Arwen Frodo/Sam (a/n: like u didn't see that coming!)
Merry/Pippin (a/n: ditto) Boromir/Legolas
Eomer/ Elrond Crazy sugar induced author/her cat
Back rooms (OFF LIMITS)
One Hour into trip………….
" 950 bottles of beer on the wall, 950 bottles of beer……."
"Pippin, will you SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!"
"Take one down, pass it around….."
"Don't push me!!!"
"Listen to her! Last time, she cracked and threw Merry off the bus!!"
"Hey! You promised to never tell anyone!"
"I lied. Sue me."
"Well, I could just let slip a certain secret about who it was with the lampshade last time!"
"Zip it if you value your life!!"
"949 bottles of beer on the wall! 949 bottles of beer on the wall, 949 bottles of beer!"
"Shut up already!!!"
"It's a free country!"
"I don't care!"
"You should!"
" Do tell."
"Take one down, pass it around, 948 bottles of beer on the wall!"
~~~
"Pass the goods."
Eowyn reached down under the seat, slid aside the panel, and got 5 Jolly Rancher lollipops out.
"What flavor?"
"Lemon."
She passed the lemon down to Boromir. At once she got orders.
"One cherry!"
"A watermelon!"
~~~
Finally, Eomer, Elrond, Legolas, Boromir, T.S.I. Author, and Snowflake, her cat, had succeeded to stop Pippin's singing.
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"This is the song that never ends!"
"Not again!!!"
"Yes it goes on and on my friends!"
"Can it, midget boy!!"
(A/n: I have full respect for all the short people of the world, including myself)
"Some people, started singing it not knowin what it was!"
"Shut UP!!!"
"And they'll continue singin it forever just because this is the song that never ends…."
T.S.I. started banging her head against the wall.
"Shut up (thunk)….Shut up (thunk)…..Shut up(thunk)…"
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And so it continued for about 5 minutes.
"I can't take it anymore!!!!! Anyone who wants to live, follow me!!!"
Everyone followed Arwen to the "forbidden" back room.
She turned on the lights and at once pepper party lights turned on. She got out a bottle.
"Spin the bottle!"
(A/N: once again an 8 hour drive and sugar have put my muse on overdrive! Any and all reviews are welcome!!)
:~)
A/N - This is modeled after certain car trips…..any resemblence, in character or appearance is purely and completely coincidental. If you don't want to read it, R/R anyway!!!! :~)
Disclaimer – Don't own any of the people, except for T.S.I. Author and her cat.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
It was a trip to the Keys, driving, from New York. A middle school band trip. 24 hours of sugar induced, coffee fueled madness, complete with charter bus, back rooms, and all our favorite characters from LotR (including Boromir!!) If there is any slash, it is purely accidental. R/r, please please please pleas please please!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
It was the start of the 24 hour straight band trip. Bags were checked in, everyone loaded up on the bus, and chaperones (Gandalf, Elrond, etc.) were nowhere in sight. Of course, no food or drink was allowed, but, as usual, there was a vertiable storehouse of sugar contraband placed in strategic locations under floorboards, between seats, and in instrument cases.
The back room, as they were told in all seriousness by Gandalf, was strictly for instruments. What a joke.
(A/n: For all my friends, you know what I mean. If you don't, read on!!!)
The seating arrangement was as follows:
Driver
Galadriel/Gandalf Faramir/Eowyn
Aragorn/Arwen Frodo/Sam (a/n: like u didn't see that coming!)
Merry/Pippin (a/n: ditto) Boromir/Legolas
Eomer/ Elrond Crazy sugar induced author/her cat
Back rooms (OFF LIMITS)
One Hour into trip………….
" 950 bottles of beer on the wall, 950 bottles of beer……."
"Pippin, will you SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!"
"Take one down, pass it around….."
"Don't push me!!!"
"Listen to her! Last time, she cracked and threw Merry off the bus!!"
"Hey! You promised to never tell anyone!"
"I lied. Sue me."
"Well, I could just let slip a certain secret about who it was with the lampshade last time!"
"Zip it if you value your life!!"
"949 bottles of beer on the wall! 949 bottles of beer on the wall, 949 bottles of beer!"
"Shut up already!!!"
"It's a free country!"
"I don't care!"
"You should!"
" Do tell."
"Take one down, pass it around, 948 bottles of beer on the wall!"
~~~
"Pass the goods."
Eowyn reached down under the seat, slid aside the panel, and got 5 Jolly Rancher lollipops out.
"What flavor?"
"Lemon."
She passed the lemon down to Boromir. At once she got orders.
"One cherry!"
"A watermelon!"
~~~
Finally, Eomer, Elrond, Legolas, Boromir, T.S.I. Author, and Snowflake, her cat, had succeeded to stop Pippin's singing.
~~~
"This is the song that never ends!"
"Not again!!!"
"Yes it goes on and on my friends!"
"Can it, midget boy!!"
(A/n: I have full respect for all the short people of the world, including myself)
"Some people, started singing it not knowin what it was!"
"Shut UP!!!"
"And they'll continue singin it forever just because this is the song that never ends…."
T.S.I. started banging her head against the wall.
"Shut up (thunk)….Shut up (thunk)…..Shut up(thunk)…"
***************************************
And so it continued for about 5 minutes.
"I can't take it anymore!!!!! Anyone who wants to live, follow me!!!"
Everyone followed Arwen to the "forbidden" back room.
She turned on the lights and at once pepper party lights turned on. She got out a bottle.
"Spin the bottle!"
(A/N: once again an 8 hour drive and sugar have put my muse on overdrive! Any and all reviews are welcome!!)
:~)