Chapter 3 Still Almost There..
A/n: I feel faint. I have not 1, not 2, but 3, yes 3 reviews! I feel so warm and fuzzy inside. This one is for you, Liza Akita! I need ideas, so please drop me a review! Reviews are gud! Gudgudgud! I luv reviews! Happyhappyhappyhappy..
*Bill the muse hastily removes the cream soda bottles on the desk..someone's had a little tooooo much sugar..*
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*the chapter begins where we left off, with Frodo gone crazy and with a large pole, and everyone else running aroung panicking.*
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Run!! Far Far AWAY!!!!!!!!"
"HARRDEEHARRHARR!! RUN YOU KNAVES! ALL FEAR ME, BLANKBEARD, CAPTAIN OF THE BOONDOCK!!"
Suddenly Frodo froze. (A/N: Hey that rhymes! Frodo froze, froze frodo! Heeheehee.)
The autopilot had been turned off, and now the All-Systems are shut down switch had been clicked.
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".......uuuuummmmmmmmm......Frodo, you ok there?....cause you're really freaking us out right about now...."
Yes, as of 15 min. later, Frodo was still unresponsive.
Pippin's curiosity finally got the better of him.
"FRODO!!!!!! R U THERE!! WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!! HURRY UP I'M WAITIN!!!!!!"
For such a small human...errr...being...errr....thing...Pippin had a very LOUD voice. I sufficed to say that the SHOUT woke the dead and rattled the windows.
Thankfully, however, the forcefullness of Pippin's SHOUT turned the all- systems go switch back to its correct position, and Frodo returned to the land of the living.
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"Where am I??..."
"FINALLY YOU'RE AWAKE!! WE THOUGHT YOU HAD GONE COMATOSE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" (yes that was Pippin. He had unfortunately forgotten to stop SHOUTING, so certain problems arose.)
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! MY FRIGGIN EARS!!! WHAT'D YOU DO YOU LITTLE MIDGET FREAK!!!!!!" The reactions of the others were quite the same.
"OWOWOWOWOW!!! YOU SHORT LIL' YELLOW-BELLIED MUD-SUCKING BOTTOM-DWELLER!!"
That was, of course, TSI Author. You see, since this is a G-PG fic, instead of the wonderfully colorful words used by many of my peers, I have decided to use the Ole Fashined Country Bumpkin Speech*.
Of course, since the others were temporarily (hopefully) deafened, they couldn't hear nuthin**.
"WHAT!?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
"DANGIT SPEAK UP EVERYTHIN'S SO SILENT 'ROUND HERE!"
Frodo, however, was slightly regaining his hearing. Which meant, thankfully, that his hearing was permanently gone for gud. The others' hearing was still missing.
"OW!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS YOU LIL' SHORT FREAK OF NATURE!!! CRUDMONKIES THIS HURTS LIKE TARNATION!"
"PAIN AND SUFFERING!"
"ow..my ears burn like fire...owww!"
And so this continued for about 1 hour.
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*I am (hopefully) going to write a small little book/fic/thing that covers all the Ole Fashined Country Bumpkin Speech phrases and words that I know. If I don't in a month, REMIND ME! PLEEZIE WEEZIES! Ne way, I appreciate you reading the fic bunches n bunches n bunches!! Please leave a small lil review so I know you read it and I don't give up hope! **O.F.C.B.S. sure is fun! FUNFUNFUN!!
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TBC. (A/n: Yes, I finally finished the chapter! This one was for you, Liza Akita! You rule! More coming soon, and I still need ideas!!!
A/n: I feel faint. I have not 1, not 2, but 3, yes 3 reviews! I feel so warm and fuzzy inside. This one is for you, Liza Akita! I need ideas, so please drop me a review! Reviews are gud! Gudgudgud! I luv reviews! Happyhappyhappyhappy..
*Bill the muse hastily removes the cream soda bottles on the desk..someone's had a little tooooo much sugar..*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*the chapter begins where we left off, with Frodo gone crazy and with a large pole, and everyone else running aroung panicking.*
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Run!! Far Far AWAY!!!!!!!!"
"HARRDEEHARRHARR!! RUN YOU KNAVES! ALL FEAR ME, BLANKBEARD, CAPTAIN OF THE BOONDOCK!!"
Suddenly Frodo froze. (A/N: Hey that rhymes! Frodo froze, froze frodo! Heeheehee.)
The autopilot had been turned off, and now the All-Systems are shut down switch had been clicked.
~*~
".......uuuuummmmmmmmm......Frodo, you ok there?....cause you're really freaking us out right about now...."
Yes, as of 15 min. later, Frodo was still unresponsive.
Pippin's curiosity finally got the better of him.
"FRODO!!!!!! R U THERE!! WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!! HURRY UP I'M WAITIN!!!!!!"
For such a small human...errr...being...errr....thing...Pippin had a very LOUD voice. I sufficed to say that the SHOUT woke the dead and rattled the windows.
Thankfully, however, the forcefullness of Pippin's SHOUT turned the all- systems go switch back to its correct position, and Frodo returned to the land of the living.
~*~
"Where am I??..."
"FINALLY YOU'RE AWAKE!! WE THOUGHT YOU HAD GONE COMATOSE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" (yes that was Pippin. He had unfortunately forgotten to stop SHOUTING, so certain problems arose.)
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! MY FRIGGIN EARS!!! WHAT'D YOU DO YOU LITTLE MIDGET FREAK!!!!!!" The reactions of the others were quite the same.
"OWOWOWOWOW!!! YOU SHORT LIL' YELLOW-BELLIED MUD-SUCKING BOTTOM-DWELLER!!"
That was, of course, TSI Author. You see, since this is a G-PG fic, instead of the wonderfully colorful words used by many of my peers, I have decided to use the Ole Fashined Country Bumpkin Speech*.
Of course, since the others were temporarily (hopefully) deafened, they couldn't hear nuthin**.
"WHAT!?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
"DANGIT SPEAK UP EVERYTHIN'S SO SILENT 'ROUND HERE!"
Frodo, however, was slightly regaining his hearing. Which meant, thankfully, that his hearing was permanently gone for gud. The others' hearing was still missing.
"OW!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS YOU LIL' SHORT FREAK OF NATURE!!! CRUDMONKIES THIS HURTS LIKE TARNATION!"
"PAIN AND SUFFERING!"
"ow..my ears burn like fire...owww!"
And so this continued for about 1 hour.
~*~
*I am (hopefully) going to write a small little book/fic/thing that covers all the Ole Fashined Country Bumpkin Speech phrases and words that I know. If I don't in a month, REMIND ME! PLEEZIE WEEZIES! Ne way, I appreciate you reading the fic bunches n bunches n bunches!! Please leave a small lil review so I know you read it and I don't give up hope! **O.F.C.B.S. sure is fun! FUNFUNFUN!!
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TBC. (A/n: Yes, I finally finished the chapter! This one was for you, Liza Akita! You rule! More coming soon, and I still need ideas!!!