Hi!My named is Link.I am the Hero of Time!Now,I
know it's weird because I'm only 10 years old and I had to save the land of
Hyrule.I still don't get why destiny chose me but that I'll never
understand along with why Princess Ruto gave me the Zora's
Sapphire.Oh,well..If you still don't believe me,then I'll tell you the
whole crazy adventure,beginning to end.............So if you have to go to
the bathroom,I suggest you go right now.....
Chapter One-And So,The Adventure Unfortunately Begins
It all started the beginning of last spring.I was enjoying a nice nap when out of nowhere,this fairy popped out and told me to wake up!I was having this good dream about some babe riding on a horse and meeting this freaky guy when she woke me up!Of all the nerve.
"Hey!"Said Annoyance."My name is Navi.The Great Deku Tree asked for you.I'm going to be your new fairy!"
"Oh,great..."I thought.Just when life was getting great without an annoying fairy,Dad decided to give me a pet.
Well,if Dad hadn't of sent for me,I was going to smack her with my pillow.Unfortunately,I was a bit too lazy to do some smacking just yet.I got up and stretched. "WHATTT?!!"I asked her.
"Come on!"Navi said,with a migrainish voice. "The Great Deku Tree(Dad)wants to speak to you!"
"Alright!Alright!I hear you!"I mumbled.I jumped out of bed and looked at this weird sign that had been posted on my wall.It read:
Spiders squished:None. Largest fish:0 pounds Marathon Time:0'00
Basically,it was telling me that I sucked.I ripped it up and threw it in the trash but another one grew right back! "O-kay...this is freaky!!I'm outta here!"I went outside and my best friend Saria came up.
"Hi,Link!"She smiled,then noticed the thing. "Wow!You got a fairy,too?That's great!"
"Not really."I thought.At least HER fairy didn't have an annoying voice.
"I think the Great Deku Tree wanted to see you."Saria reminded me,may I add,less annnoying than Navi. "Mido's blocking the way,though,so that sucks."
"Man,Mido's such a butthead."I said and looked around to make sure he didn't hear that.
"I know....just listen to what he says,though.He went and saw Dad earlier and I think something's wrong with him."
"Yeah,"I thought. "He saw Mido's ugly face." I walked up to Mido,who just held out his hand and said, "Brick wall!"
"You need a sword and a shield,you loser!"He growled.
"Man,forget you!"I yelled and TRIED to get through but NOOO.He kept floating everywhere I tried to get. "Okay,fine!"I stuck out my tongue and looked at the store.
"They have good Deku sticks.Maybe they have what I need."I thought and headed inside.
Just as I reached the entrance,one of the red headed girl's yelled,"Hello!"from the roof. "Man,forget you."I thought and headed inside.
The owner there looked like he really had to go pee.I saw a Deku shield and asked if I could have it."It's 40 rupees."He said.
I didn't have one cent!I ran outside and searched for money.After coming back in and out of Saria's house to get this one rupee ten times,I decided to go to Mido's house and steal his money.I opened up all his treasure chests and now had 40 rupees.
I proudly took my hard earned cash(Syke)to the store and bought the shield.It was funky looking. "Hey!"I said. "This thing is nasty!I want my money back!"
"Sorry,we're closing!"The guy said,before I could breathe and I was kicked out of the store with a funky shield.
I decided to worry about the shield later.I needed a sword.As I walked around, collecting Deku nuts,I saw an interesting hole."Gee,I wonder what could be in there."I thought.
I crawled inside and saw a clear path to make my move when the mother of all boulders came outta nowhere! "WAAAAHHH!!!!"I yelled as I ran out of the way. "Man,why me?"
There was a huge treasure chest there. "Oohh,money money money by the pound."I sang as I opened it up.All,I saw was a dumb sword. "Well,it'll have to do."I thought and didn't watch where I was going as the boulder ran over my foot. "YE-OW!"
I limped over to Mido. "Well,let me through,homeboy.I don't got all day."
He let me through and now I had to go visit Big Daddy.
to be continued....
Chapter One-And So,The Adventure Unfortunately Begins
It all started the beginning of last spring.I was enjoying a nice nap when out of nowhere,this fairy popped out and told me to wake up!I was having this good dream about some babe riding on a horse and meeting this freaky guy when she woke me up!Of all the nerve.
"Hey!"Said Annoyance."My name is Navi.The Great Deku Tree asked for you.I'm going to be your new fairy!"
"Oh,great..."I thought.Just when life was getting great without an annoying fairy,Dad decided to give me a pet.
Well,if Dad hadn't of sent for me,I was going to smack her with my pillow.Unfortunately,I was a bit too lazy to do some smacking just yet.I got up and stretched. "WHATTT?!!"I asked her.
"Come on!"Navi said,with a migrainish voice. "The Great Deku Tree(Dad)wants to speak to you!"
"Alright!Alright!I hear you!"I mumbled.I jumped out of bed and looked at this weird sign that had been posted on my wall.It read:
Spiders squished:None. Largest fish:0 pounds Marathon Time:0'00
Basically,it was telling me that I sucked.I ripped it up and threw it in the trash but another one grew right back! "O-kay...this is freaky!!I'm outta here!"I went outside and my best friend Saria came up.
"Hi,Link!"She smiled,then noticed the thing. "Wow!You got a fairy,too?That's great!"
"Not really."I thought.At least HER fairy didn't have an annoying voice.
"I think the Great Deku Tree wanted to see you."Saria reminded me,may I add,less annnoying than Navi. "Mido's blocking the way,though,so that sucks."
"Man,Mido's such a butthead."I said and looked around to make sure he didn't hear that.
"I know....just listen to what he says,though.He went and saw Dad earlier and I think something's wrong with him."
"Yeah,"I thought. "He saw Mido's ugly face." I walked up to Mido,who just held out his hand and said, "Brick wall!"
"You need a sword and a shield,you loser!"He growled.
"Man,forget you!"I yelled and TRIED to get through but NOOO.He kept floating everywhere I tried to get. "Okay,fine!"I stuck out my tongue and looked at the store.
"They have good Deku sticks.Maybe they have what I need."I thought and headed inside.
Just as I reached the entrance,one of the red headed girl's yelled,"Hello!"from the roof. "Man,forget you."I thought and headed inside.
The owner there looked like he really had to go pee.I saw a Deku shield and asked if I could have it."It's 40 rupees."He said.
I didn't have one cent!I ran outside and searched for money.After coming back in and out of Saria's house to get this one rupee ten times,I decided to go to Mido's house and steal his money.I opened up all his treasure chests and now had 40 rupees.
I proudly took my hard earned cash(Syke)to the store and bought the shield.It was funky looking. "Hey!"I said. "This thing is nasty!I want my money back!"
"Sorry,we're closing!"The guy said,before I could breathe and I was kicked out of the store with a funky shield.
I decided to worry about the shield later.I needed a sword.As I walked around, collecting Deku nuts,I saw an interesting hole."Gee,I wonder what could be in there."I thought.
I crawled inside and saw a clear path to make my move when the mother of all boulders came outta nowhere! "WAAAAHHH!!!!"I yelled as I ran out of the way. "Man,why me?"
There was a huge treasure chest there. "Oohh,money money money by the pound."I sang as I opened it up.All,I saw was a dumb sword. "Well,it'll have to do."I thought and didn't watch where I was going as the boulder ran over my foot. "YE-OW!"
I limped over to Mido. "Well,let me through,homeboy.I don't got all day."
He let me through and now I had to go visit Big Daddy.
to be continued....