Hey!Remember that money,money,money by the pound song I sang in the
last chapter?That's from this really old Disney movie Saria has called
"Pete's Dragon".I haven't seen it in forever,nor do I remember the plot.I'm
just saying that that song is not mine,okay?
Plus,if I called something gay or retarted,don't take it personally.I really was naive back in those days...(Rubs a bite on arm).I also mentioned Jerry Springer in this chapter,which is a dirty show I love.I watch it at one of the big-nosed red-headed boys' house all the time,since Saria won't let me watch on hers and I don't have a t.v.
Old English is weird.It has all these thou's and art's and th's at the end of words.I can't speak it right and probably never will.Luckily,the Great Deku Tree was the only one I ever had to worry about saying stuff like that.Personally,I don't think he even said it right.
Well,here's Chapter Two,and remember:You might wanna take a bathroom break before I begin again.This chapter's longer than the last....
Chapter Two-Inside the Titanic(A.K.A Dad)
As I approached Dad's grove,two freaky lookin' Deku weeds popped out of no where!They were nasty!They looked like something that dumb blonde on the platform cooked for The Carnival of the Three Goddesses!!
"Gross!"I said and got out my shrimp of a sword.I struck one of the Babas just as they lunged for me.I struck the Deku Baba(I'll just call it "Deku Babe" 'cause it's easier)with my sword and it didn't die!! "You stupid sword!!"I yelled at it. "After I see what Dad wants,I'm flushing you down Saria's toilet!!"
I tried to kill the Deku Babe again and it finally shriveled up and died.It also turned into a Deku nut. "Man,why couldn't you turn into a better sword?"I yelled at it. "I never use Deku nuts!!"
I turned the corner,after killing the other Babe and saw Dad.Now,I'm telling you:Dad is BIG.And nobody wants to be summoned by him.Why,you ask?You'll see...
"Link?Is that thee?"He asked in a raspy voice.Instantly,an aroma of garlic fills my nostrils.Now you see why nobody wants to see him?He's got friggin' garlic breath!
"Naw,it's Jerry Springer."I rolled my eyes.
"What?Speak up,thy son.Thou must maketh haste."
MAKETH WHAT?!! "Yes,it's me."I said,annoyed.Perv.....
"Ah,Link,thy son.Thou needth to ask a favor of thee."
"Dude,quit talking in Old english!!"I thought "What is it?"
"Not too long ago,an evil man by the name of Ganondorf cameth here and demanded that thou giveth him the Kokiri Emerald.Thou refused and thee gave thou a horrible curse..."
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz"
A while later I woke up to hear the end part.
"So Link,willst thou help thee?"He asked.HUH?!
"Um.........yeah....I guess.....whatever..."I mumbled.
"Good,enter through thy mouth and breakth thy curse!"
UH OH...
Titanic opened his mouth and a gust of nasty garlic breath flew in my direction.I gasped for fresh air.
Now I was suppose to enter this...this....thing?If you know me,you know I'm not going in that tree's nasty insides and breakthing a friggin' curse.
"Uh.....Pops....Do thou haveth to?"Heck!I don't know how to say it!
He sighed."Thoust giveth thee a reward if thee breakth thy curse."
Now he was speaking my language!!!Heck yeah,I'll go in Dad's revolting stomach and free him of hemroids for a prize!! "Okay!"I agreed and held my breath as I went inside.
The place stank BIG TIME!!! "This had better be a good reward.."I mumbled.
"Link!Look!"Said the thing.
God,why did she have to add to the chaos? "What is it,you worthless fairy?"I asked.
"I'm not telling you now.Don't call me worthless!"She squeaked.I mouthed her.
PMS... "Hey!Oh,gross!What's this spider web doing here?"I realized what the sticky stuff was I had stepped on.
"That's what I was trying to tell you!"Navi yelled. "There's got to be a way we can get through here."
"Yeah...too bad you're not a bomb.I would have thrown you on it to get down there."
"Did you say I'm the bomb?!"Navi squealed in excitement.She didn't hear me quite right.
Ewwww!Was she getting a crush on me? "No!Darnit!I said...oh never mind.."I decided I might need her in case I'm starving to death.She could poof up some food or something.
Since I couldn't go down that way,I climbed up the ladder. "Man,have I got it made."I declared,cheerfully.
There was a ledge with a heart on the end.I jumped in got the heart(no real point since I already had 3 full ones)and landed on the spider web again. "GR-OSS!Not again!"
I trudged back up the walkway and came to a treasure chest. "Oh,come on!"I whined. "A little challenge here?"I opened up the treasure chest then.
"Alright!Toilet paper!Woo woo!"I grinned from ear to ear.
"Uhh...Link.I think that's.."
"I know it's the Great Deku Tree's but I bet he's got millions of 'em in this dump so what the hey,right?"
"Right..."Navi groaned and disappeared.Thank the three Goddesses..
Now I was in a good mood. "~She's a super freak(Navi,but don't tell I was singing about her) ,super freak.She's super freaky.Ye.....OW!!"I realized the door I walked into had shut onto my foot.Now it was even sorer(remember,this got ran over earlier by Big Momma boulder).
Inside the room was a thing called a Deku Scrub.It wouldn't hold still when I tried to slash at it.Then,the motheroo hit me with something nasty coming out of its mouth!
"Hey!Cut that out!"I yelled at it. "Now I only have 2 and a half hearts left!"
Butthead continued so I blocked his next attack with my shield.I suddenly heard a farting sound and noticed that it had died.I don't know how it did but I'm glad!The doors also opened.
There was a sharp cliff ,which of course,I jumped over and landed on the ground.There was another treasure chest glistening in the sun there so I opened it.
"DUDE!!"I exclaimed. "I always wanted a fairy slingshot!" The first thing I shot with my brand new slingshot was Navi(Hey,it's a 'fairy' slingshot,am I right?She bugged me to stop so I finally did(after 67 times of shooting at her).
I then realized that the way I had come from was too high. "Oh please don't tell me I'm stuck here forever!"I whined.I could imagine it now...
~~~~~ O ~~~~~
I'm about seventeen but I'm not tall like I wanted to be.Because of no sunlight,my body shriveled and wrinkled up.I'm married to Navi(G-ROSS and plus,I wouldn't marry that weed in the corner even if it's female!).Nav's killing another Skullfoola for dinner and I'm smoking Deku weed(probably 'cause I'm depressed that I married Navi).There's a little version of me(only with wings)flying around my head,yelling, "Daddy!Hey,Daddy!"Augh...No!It can't be!
~~~~~ O ~~~~~
"Hey!"Said Navi.
"No!!!I don't wanna be married to you anymore!"I moaned.
"Huh?"Giggled Navi and blushed.Oh yeah.I'm back in real life. "Did you say you wanted to marry me?"
Someone's got a hearing problem..... "No,deaf woman!Now what do you want?"
Navi frowned(I think...she's too bright to see her face). "There's a ladder up there!"
I looked.My prayers were answered!
"Use your slingshot and let it fall."Navi told me.
"No more garlic breath!!"I cheered and did what she told me.The ladder,of course,fell and I got out of there,fast. "No more smoking Deku weed,eating rotten Skullfoola,and having a 1 foot Link Jr. hovering above my head!"
Navi looked at me like I was the one with garlic breath. "WH-AT?!"I asked,annoyed. "Can't I think out aloud in peace?"
I came back out of the room and looked around. "Now what'll I do?"I groaned. "That's it!This is friggin' gay!I'm leavin'!"
"But Link!"Navi protested.
"No.You're a butt!I hate this place!Forget the prize!I already got a free slingshot and toilet paper so back off!"I began walking down the walkway.Suddenly,I tripped on my boot(proving I was a butt `;.... )and fell into the wall.
"Link!Are you ok?"Navi gasped.
"I'm fine,booty cheese!What is this crud all over the wall?"I groaned and got up.
"Looks like a bunch of vines."Navi guessed.
"Naw...ya think?"I rolled my eyes and began climbing the wall.I looked down and began getting dizzy. "No time to get afraid of heights,dork."I told myself. "Your momma."I told myself again.
I looked back up and came face to face with a giant purple Skulltula!Before I could move,it backed up and knocked the living daylights out of me!! "AAAAHHH!!!"I screamed as I fell.I landed hard on the ground.Luckily,I had two hearts left.I looked up and realized there was not one,but THREE annoying SkullFOOLas on the vines. "MAN,WHY ME?!"I thought again.
I,of course,got out my slingshot and pinned their butts to the floor.I also got two sets of Deku seeds.WHOOP.Man,isn't there something that isn't made by Deku(c) Products?
I limped into the next room and before any of the creatures could breathe,I got my slingshot out and shot them all.There were two torches in the room.One was lit and the other wasn't.
Navi circled around the unlit torch with her weird green lights. "Hey.This one looks just like it just went out.I .."
"Congratulations!Tell her what she's won,Bob!"I mumbled. "Stooge!Of course it's unlit!And I suppose I'm supposed to get out a retarded Deku stick and light it?"
"Well..."Navi thought a second.
My hypothesis proved right.A treasure chest appeared for me.
"O-kay?"I thought aloud. "This has got to be some trick.I mean,when you really walk in a dungeon,do treasure chest appear just waiting to be opened?"
"I don't.."
"Oh,well!"I quickly interrupted Navi's squeak of a voice and looked at the treasure chest. A feeling came over me so I quickly looked around for any sign of paparazzi.Was I on Candid Camera or what,here?Nonetheless,I was gonna beat up my old man for making me do this "Breakth Curse thing".
I opened the treasure chest to find an old compass or something.I mean,it was OLD.. "Man,what do I need a stupid compass for?"I groaned."This place is so nasty,it's gonna keep the compass from working!"
"Ugh....."I heard Navi groan.PMS strikes again,I suppose...
After leaving the room,there was a giant Skullfoola in the way so I shot at it.It only spinned around a couple times then glared at me. "Great!It won't die!Now what?"I looked at Navi for an answer.
"Oh,now you want my help!"Navi griped. "Well,I'm not giving it to you.How do you like that?"
Poor,poor victim of PMS!!! "Whatever."I rolled my eyes and looked at the Skullfoola's stupid face. "If all else fails,use a dumb Deku nut."A thought flashed through my mind. "Dude."I thought. "It just might work.....and if it doesn't...Forget this.."
I threw the Deku balls I MEANT NUT!!Gosh,I get confused sometimes!The Skullfoola froze dead in its tracks and now I made my move.Two slingshot fires and one more b..nut and it died.Luckily,it also turned into three hearts.
I replenished my health and looked down.I could barely make out the nasty spider web from earlier.Then,my heights paralysm struck once more.Without warning,I felt myself falling..
"LINK!!!!"Cried Annoyance.
I realized that I was leaning out far too much and fell. "Noooo!I don't wanna die!"I whined as I fell.Heck,better start praying...I saw the spider web and imagined my foot shattering when I fell on top of it.Luckily,I fell through it.Now,the new problem was breaking my leg on the ground below. "WHY MEEEEEEE???!!!"I yelled as I fell.....what?!Into water? Alright!
I gasped and gurgled.Where was the friggin' ground when I needed it most?
After a minute of sloshing in the sewer water,I finally reached land.
"LINK?LINK?Are you okay?"Was the first thing I heard after my resurrection.
I opened my eyes and swatted the thing. "MAN,I wish you were Mido's fairy!"I groaned.
This was only the first part of a looonggg day.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- A note from a little pink kitten:
Legend of Zelda-Ocarina of Time is property of Nintendo and Shigeru Miyamoto,Zelda's creator.I didn't create Link, Navi, Saria, Zelda, or any of the characters in the story.That was purely Miyamoto and the rest of the programmers,which by the way,I thank for letting me come up sith this story.
Plus,you'll have to excuse when Link remarks that things are gay or retarted or PMS-related.Y'lnow how ignorant little kids are.He didn't mean anything by it and neither do I.Look at it as him saying that the object, person, or experience is not what he had in mind.Thanks for understanding.If it makes you feel any better,I'll bite Link's arm. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
I recalled a memory,seeing a cute little pink kitten walking towards."Wow!I didn't know pink cats existed!"I exclaimed.I bent down to pick it up...
CHOMP!
"YEOW!!"I yelped,and dropped the kitten.It scurried off."Rotten kitten!What'd you do that for?"I examined my arm,hoping that thing didn't have rabies.
"That's what you get for calling things gay,retarded,and associating Navi's attitude with PMS!"The pink kitten snapped at me.It freaked me out.
Then,she ran off.
Plus,if I called something gay or retarted,don't take it personally.I really was naive back in those days...(Rubs a bite on arm).I also mentioned Jerry Springer in this chapter,which is a dirty show I love.I watch it at one of the big-nosed red-headed boys' house all the time,since Saria won't let me watch on hers and I don't have a t.v.
Old English is weird.It has all these thou's and art's and th's at the end of words.I can't speak it right and probably never will.Luckily,the Great Deku Tree was the only one I ever had to worry about saying stuff like that.Personally,I don't think he even said it right.
Well,here's Chapter Two,and remember:You might wanna take a bathroom break before I begin again.This chapter's longer than the last....
Chapter Two-Inside the Titanic(A.K.A Dad)
As I approached Dad's grove,two freaky lookin' Deku weeds popped out of no where!They were nasty!They looked like something that dumb blonde on the platform cooked for The Carnival of the Three Goddesses!!
"Gross!"I said and got out my shrimp of a sword.I struck one of the Babas just as they lunged for me.I struck the Deku Baba(I'll just call it "Deku Babe" 'cause it's easier)with my sword and it didn't die!! "You stupid sword!!"I yelled at it. "After I see what Dad wants,I'm flushing you down Saria's toilet!!"
I tried to kill the Deku Babe again and it finally shriveled up and died.It also turned into a Deku nut. "Man,why couldn't you turn into a better sword?"I yelled at it. "I never use Deku nuts!!"
I turned the corner,after killing the other Babe and saw Dad.Now,I'm telling you:Dad is BIG.And nobody wants to be summoned by him.Why,you ask?You'll see...
"Link?Is that thee?"He asked in a raspy voice.Instantly,an aroma of garlic fills my nostrils.Now you see why nobody wants to see him?He's got friggin' garlic breath!
"Naw,it's Jerry Springer."I rolled my eyes.
"What?Speak up,thy son.Thou must maketh haste."
MAKETH WHAT?!! "Yes,it's me."I said,annoyed.Perv.....
"Ah,Link,thy son.Thou needth to ask a favor of thee."
"Dude,quit talking in Old english!!"I thought "What is it?"
"Not too long ago,an evil man by the name of Ganondorf cameth here and demanded that thou giveth him the Kokiri Emerald.Thou refused and thee gave thou a horrible curse..."
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz"
A while later I woke up to hear the end part.
"So Link,willst thou help thee?"He asked.HUH?!
"Um.........yeah....I guess.....whatever..."I mumbled.
"Good,enter through thy mouth and breakth thy curse!"
UH OH...
Titanic opened his mouth and a gust of nasty garlic breath flew in my direction.I gasped for fresh air.
Now I was suppose to enter this...this....thing?If you know me,you know I'm not going in that tree's nasty insides and breakthing a friggin' curse.
"Uh.....Pops....Do thou haveth to?"Heck!I don't know how to say it!
He sighed."Thoust giveth thee a reward if thee breakth thy curse."
Now he was speaking my language!!!Heck yeah,I'll go in Dad's revolting stomach and free him of hemroids for a prize!! "Okay!"I agreed and held my breath as I went inside.
The place stank BIG TIME!!! "This had better be a good reward.."I mumbled.
"Link!Look!"Said the thing.
God,why did she have to add to the chaos? "What is it,you worthless fairy?"I asked.
"I'm not telling you now.Don't call me worthless!"She squeaked.I mouthed her.
PMS... "Hey!Oh,gross!What's this spider web doing here?"I realized what the sticky stuff was I had stepped on.
"That's what I was trying to tell you!"Navi yelled. "There's got to be a way we can get through here."
"Yeah...too bad you're not a bomb.I would have thrown you on it to get down there."
"Did you say I'm the bomb?!"Navi squealed in excitement.She didn't hear me quite right.
Ewwww!Was she getting a crush on me? "No!Darnit!I said...oh never mind.."I decided I might need her in case I'm starving to death.She could poof up some food or something.
Since I couldn't go down that way,I climbed up the ladder. "Man,have I got it made."I declared,cheerfully.
There was a ledge with a heart on the end.I jumped in got the heart(no real point since I already had 3 full ones)and landed on the spider web again. "GR-OSS!Not again!"
I trudged back up the walkway and came to a treasure chest. "Oh,come on!"I whined. "A little challenge here?"I opened up the treasure chest then.
"Alright!Toilet paper!Woo woo!"I grinned from ear to ear.
"Uhh...Link.I think that's.."
"I know it's the Great Deku Tree's but I bet he's got millions of 'em in this dump so what the hey,right?"
"Right..."Navi groaned and disappeared.Thank the three Goddesses..
Now I was in a good mood. "~She's a super freak(Navi,but don't tell I was singing about her) ,super freak.She's super freaky.Ye.....OW!!"I realized the door I walked into had shut onto my foot.Now it was even sorer(remember,this got ran over earlier by Big Momma boulder).
Inside the room was a thing called a Deku Scrub.It wouldn't hold still when I tried to slash at it.Then,the motheroo hit me with something nasty coming out of its mouth!
"Hey!Cut that out!"I yelled at it. "Now I only have 2 and a half hearts left!"
Butthead continued so I blocked his next attack with my shield.I suddenly heard a farting sound and noticed that it had died.I don't know how it did but I'm glad!The doors also opened.
There was a sharp cliff ,which of course,I jumped over and landed on the ground.There was another treasure chest glistening in the sun there so I opened it.
"DUDE!!"I exclaimed. "I always wanted a fairy slingshot!" The first thing I shot with my brand new slingshot was Navi(Hey,it's a 'fairy' slingshot,am I right?She bugged me to stop so I finally did(after 67 times of shooting at her).
I then realized that the way I had come from was too high. "Oh please don't tell me I'm stuck here forever!"I whined.I could imagine it now...
~~~~~ O ~~~~~
I'm about seventeen but I'm not tall like I wanted to be.Because of no sunlight,my body shriveled and wrinkled up.I'm married to Navi(G-ROSS and plus,I wouldn't marry that weed in the corner even if it's female!).Nav's killing another Skullfoola for dinner and I'm smoking Deku weed(probably 'cause I'm depressed that I married Navi).There's a little version of me(only with wings)flying around my head,yelling, "Daddy!Hey,Daddy!"Augh...No!It can't be!
~~~~~ O ~~~~~
"Hey!"Said Navi.
"No!!!I don't wanna be married to you anymore!"I moaned.
"Huh?"Giggled Navi and blushed.Oh yeah.I'm back in real life. "Did you say you wanted to marry me?"
Someone's got a hearing problem..... "No,deaf woman!Now what do you want?"
Navi frowned(I think...she's too bright to see her face). "There's a ladder up there!"
I looked.My prayers were answered!
"Use your slingshot and let it fall."Navi told me.
"No more garlic breath!!"I cheered and did what she told me.The ladder,of course,fell and I got out of there,fast. "No more smoking Deku weed,eating rotten Skullfoola,and having a 1 foot Link Jr. hovering above my head!"
Navi looked at me like I was the one with garlic breath. "WH-AT?!"I asked,annoyed. "Can't I think out aloud in peace?"
I came back out of the room and looked around. "Now what'll I do?"I groaned. "That's it!This is friggin' gay!I'm leavin'!"
"But Link!"Navi protested.
"No.You're a butt!I hate this place!Forget the prize!I already got a free slingshot and toilet paper so back off!"I began walking down the walkway.Suddenly,I tripped on my boot(proving I was a butt `;.... )and fell into the wall.
"Link!Are you ok?"Navi gasped.
"I'm fine,booty cheese!What is this crud all over the wall?"I groaned and got up.
"Looks like a bunch of vines."Navi guessed.
"Naw...ya think?"I rolled my eyes and began climbing the wall.I looked down and began getting dizzy. "No time to get afraid of heights,dork."I told myself. "Your momma."I told myself again.
I looked back up and came face to face with a giant purple Skulltula!Before I could move,it backed up and knocked the living daylights out of me!! "AAAAHHH!!!"I screamed as I fell.I landed hard on the ground.Luckily,I had two hearts left.I looked up and realized there was not one,but THREE annoying SkullFOOLas on the vines. "MAN,WHY ME?!"I thought again.
I,of course,got out my slingshot and pinned their butts to the floor.I also got two sets of Deku seeds.WHOOP.Man,isn't there something that isn't made by Deku(c) Products?
I limped into the next room and before any of the creatures could breathe,I got my slingshot out and shot them all.There were two torches in the room.One was lit and the other wasn't.
Navi circled around the unlit torch with her weird green lights. "Hey.This one looks just like it just went out.I .."
"Congratulations!Tell her what she's won,Bob!"I mumbled. "Stooge!Of course it's unlit!And I suppose I'm supposed to get out a retarded Deku stick and light it?"
"Well..."Navi thought a second.
My hypothesis proved right.A treasure chest appeared for me.
"O-kay?"I thought aloud. "This has got to be some trick.I mean,when you really walk in a dungeon,do treasure chest appear just waiting to be opened?"
"I don't.."
"Oh,well!"I quickly interrupted Navi's squeak of a voice and looked at the treasure chest. A feeling came over me so I quickly looked around for any sign of paparazzi.Was I on Candid Camera or what,here?Nonetheless,I was gonna beat up my old man for making me do this "Breakth Curse thing".
I opened the treasure chest to find an old compass or something.I mean,it was OLD.. "Man,what do I need a stupid compass for?"I groaned."This place is so nasty,it's gonna keep the compass from working!"
"Ugh....."I heard Navi groan.PMS strikes again,I suppose...
After leaving the room,there was a giant Skullfoola in the way so I shot at it.It only spinned around a couple times then glared at me. "Great!It won't die!Now what?"I looked at Navi for an answer.
"Oh,now you want my help!"Navi griped. "Well,I'm not giving it to you.How do you like that?"
Poor,poor victim of PMS!!! "Whatever."I rolled my eyes and looked at the Skullfoola's stupid face. "If all else fails,use a dumb Deku nut."A thought flashed through my mind. "Dude."I thought. "It just might work.....and if it doesn't...Forget this.."
I threw the Deku balls I MEANT NUT!!Gosh,I get confused sometimes!The Skullfoola froze dead in its tracks and now I made my move.Two slingshot fires and one more b..nut and it died.Luckily,it also turned into three hearts.
I replenished my health and looked down.I could barely make out the nasty spider web from earlier.Then,my heights paralysm struck once more.Without warning,I felt myself falling..
"LINK!!!!"Cried Annoyance.
I realized that I was leaning out far too much and fell. "Noooo!I don't wanna die!"I whined as I fell.Heck,better start praying...I saw the spider web and imagined my foot shattering when I fell on top of it.Luckily,I fell through it.Now,the new problem was breaking my leg on the ground below. "WHY MEEEEEEE???!!!"I yelled as I fell.....what?!Into water? Alright!
I gasped and gurgled.Where was the friggin' ground when I needed it most?
After a minute of sloshing in the sewer water,I finally reached land.
"LINK?LINK?Are you okay?"Was the first thing I heard after my resurrection.
I opened my eyes and swatted the thing. "MAN,I wish you were Mido's fairy!"I groaned.
This was only the first part of a looonggg day.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- A note from a little pink kitten:
Legend of Zelda-Ocarina of Time is property of Nintendo and Shigeru Miyamoto,Zelda's creator.I didn't create Link, Navi, Saria, Zelda, or any of the characters in the story.That was purely Miyamoto and the rest of the programmers,which by the way,I thank for letting me come up sith this story.
Plus,you'll have to excuse when Link remarks that things are gay or retarted or PMS-related.Y'lnow how ignorant little kids are.He didn't mean anything by it and neither do I.Look at it as him saying that the object, person, or experience is not what he had in mind.Thanks for understanding.If it makes you feel any better,I'll bite Link's arm. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
I recalled a memory,seeing a cute little pink kitten walking towards."Wow!I didn't know pink cats existed!"I exclaimed.I bent down to pick it up...
CHOMP!
"YEOW!!"I yelped,and dropped the kitten.It scurried off."Rotten kitten!What'd you do that for?"I examined my arm,hoping that thing didn't have rabies.
"That's what you get for calling things gay,retarded,and associating Navi's attitude with PMS!"The pink kitten snapped at me.It freaked me out.
Then,she ran off.