Link is back,back again!Just in case anyone wants to know my profile(like
Princess Ruto.God,she's so annoying),here it is:
First name:Link
Last name:Who knows?My mama died when I was really young and left me here with Big Daddy.Plus,I was probably born out of wedlock,since my father is nowhere to be found.My mom was probably a hooker and I was born as an accident during her career.That's what Mido thinks anyway.
Gender:100% male.Believe me,I know.I checked two minutes ago.
Status:Single (I don't know whether I should say 'and looking' though,because Ruto will wonder why I didn't have her if I'm looking,you know?)
Age:Ten
Birthplace:?
Current residence:Kokiri Forest,Hyrule
Favorite shows:Jerry Springer, Jackass, Saturday Night Live, Crank Yankers, Dragonball Z, and I will admit that when I was a little younger and both shows were popular,I used to watch Pokemon and Digimon.
Favorite groups:Nelly, Eminem, Linkin Park, P.O.D ,Outkast, System of a Down,and some more than I can't think of 'cuz Navi won't stop yelling at that Deku scrub outside!AUGH!!!
If I could marry any of the following:Britney Spears, Christina Aguliara, or Shakira,who would it be? Shakira,of course.Britney Spears says she'll be a slave for me and Christina says come on over,but Shakira says whenever,wherever,baby!'Nuff said!
Secret crush:Can't tell you.It's a secret,duh!But it ain't Saria because she's looked the same since I was one and I have a feeling,she won't be developing anytime soon.And definitely not Ruto!She's too slimy and smells like rotten fish!
My idea of heaven:Somewhere Navi can't go and there's a life supply of beef jerky and root beer.Plus,it wouldn't be too bad if Mido was my slave and I had fifty million chicks swooning when I go by.
My idea of hell:Being forced to sit in a fairy fountain for more than two minutes.
Chapter Five-The Time Saria Sucked 'Cuz She Made Me Wanna Stay
I was supposed to see Zelda,the snobby princess of Hyrule,and find out where the other two gems of the Triforce were to protect 'em from Ganondork.That's what Navi told me that the Great Deku Tree requested.I don't remember it,but I must've fallen alseep during that last conversation with him.
Whatever.I was willing to carry out my old man's last wishes.It wouldn't be right if I didn't.Besides,it gave me a darn good excuse to leave Kokiri Forest and I've been waiting to leave ever since I first saw Mido.
Where was Saria?She was my best friend.I had to tell her bye.I told every orange haired kid in the forest(which is most of them) bye.I also told Mido's blonde girlfriend that mopes on top of the bridge bye but she seemed a bit mad at me.Forget her anyway.She may be the best-looking girl in the forest but I'll bet I'll find fifty times better out there....
"Hey,I'm leaving,diggity-dawg."I told the guard who usually blocks me from leaving.He,however,was on the side of the road,looking bored.
"You're out of your mind,Link."He told me. "That's suicide,right there."
"Yeah,well,no one can stop me now."I told him."I'm gonna go to Princess Zeldy castle,then maybe writing a book on how much this place sucks so the whole world will know."
"That'll be bad for our tourism business."He groaned.He was the tour guide and I had just said that last part just to tease him.Even though this place sucks,I know it would be bad for my big-nosed friend if I went around saying negative stuff about here.
I walked across the bridge leading out of here and discovered Saria sitting along there.She looked at me,and had somewhat of a sad expression on her face.It made me almost not wanna go...
Here we go..."Hey,Saria."I smiled,trying to make this a positive experience.
"I heard you were leaving."She whispered,mournfully.
"Yeah,I am."I nodded."I'm finally gonna go and make something of myself,in that big world out there." "I know."Saria agreed with me,looking down."I always figured we were from two different worlds.You,the one who always wanted to travel,and me,the one who was content with everything and where she was in life.I just wish you wouldn't."
"Saria,I have to go!"Hmm...what could I compare my urge to?I've got it!"I'm like pee,being held in too long.I just gotta come out sometime,or else I'll burst, you get me?'
Saria didn't take me seriously,perhaps,because of my example.Instead,she burst out laughing.
So much for being serious..."Hey,this is my chance and I gonna take it so I can get the freak!"I explained.
Saria stop smiling and blinked hard for a minute.She looked as if she was gonna cry for a sec.Then,she took something from her pocket."I wanted to give this to you,as a parting gift so that'll you'll remember me,wherever you go."
I took her gift."It's a fairy ocarina."She told me.
I had played this crappy ocarina in a band Mido had started two years ago called Mido and the Deku Nuts.He had made me join and gave me a crappy ocarina that was brown and rotten.However,after the band's brief tour through the lost woods and entertaining Skull kids and Deku scrubs all around,the band was no more.I liked the ocarina,though,and it became a hobby of mine.
Saria's ocarina was sweet!It was shiny and was a khaki color,with a green reed."Thanks!"I grinned and stuck it in my pocket.Then,I looked at her.Darn that sad face!She was making not wanna go!I had to get out here,before she stopped me.So,I ran,without saying another word.
As I left,I could hear Saria singing one of those girly cutesy songs I often skip on the radio if she's not by me:
"~If you want to,I can save you...
I could take you away from here.
So lonely inside,so busy out there,
and all you wanted was somebody who cared.~"
I still can't figure who she was singing to....
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That song Saria just sang is actually a song by a singer caled Michelle Branch.I did not make it up myself. Plus,Jerry Springer, Jackass, SNL, Crank Yankers, DBZ, Pokemon, Digimon, Nelly, Eminem, Linkin Park, P.O.D., Outkast, System Of A Down, Britney Spears, Christina Aguliara, and Shakira I did not make up eitrher.They are all shows/anime/bands/singers with their own likenesses and whatnot.Yes,I know.No duh,but you're supposed to have a disclaimer on all of your works so there we go!
:-P
First name:Link
Last name:Who knows?My mama died when I was really young and left me here with Big Daddy.Plus,I was probably born out of wedlock,since my father is nowhere to be found.My mom was probably a hooker and I was born as an accident during her career.That's what Mido thinks anyway.
Gender:100% male.Believe me,I know.I checked two minutes ago.
Status:Single (I don't know whether I should say 'and looking' though,because Ruto will wonder why I didn't have her if I'm looking,you know?)
Age:Ten
Birthplace:?
Current residence:Kokiri Forest,Hyrule
Favorite shows:Jerry Springer, Jackass, Saturday Night Live, Crank Yankers, Dragonball Z, and I will admit that when I was a little younger and both shows were popular,I used to watch Pokemon and Digimon.
Favorite groups:Nelly, Eminem, Linkin Park, P.O.D ,Outkast, System of a Down,and some more than I can't think of 'cuz Navi won't stop yelling at that Deku scrub outside!AUGH!!!
If I could marry any of the following:Britney Spears, Christina Aguliara, or Shakira,who would it be? Shakira,of course.Britney Spears says she'll be a slave for me and Christina says come on over,but Shakira says whenever,wherever,baby!'Nuff said!
Secret crush:Can't tell you.It's a secret,duh!But it ain't Saria because she's looked the same since I was one and I have a feeling,she won't be developing anytime soon.And definitely not Ruto!She's too slimy and smells like rotten fish!
My idea of heaven:Somewhere Navi can't go and there's a life supply of beef jerky and root beer.Plus,it wouldn't be too bad if Mido was my slave and I had fifty million chicks swooning when I go by.
My idea of hell:Being forced to sit in a fairy fountain for more than two minutes.
Chapter Five-The Time Saria Sucked 'Cuz She Made Me Wanna Stay
I was supposed to see Zelda,the snobby princess of Hyrule,and find out where the other two gems of the Triforce were to protect 'em from Ganondork.That's what Navi told me that the Great Deku Tree requested.I don't remember it,but I must've fallen alseep during that last conversation with him.
Whatever.I was willing to carry out my old man's last wishes.It wouldn't be right if I didn't.Besides,it gave me a darn good excuse to leave Kokiri Forest and I've been waiting to leave ever since I first saw Mido.
Where was Saria?She was my best friend.I had to tell her bye.I told every orange haired kid in the forest(which is most of them) bye.I also told Mido's blonde girlfriend that mopes on top of the bridge bye but she seemed a bit mad at me.Forget her anyway.She may be the best-looking girl in the forest but I'll bet I'll find fifty times better out there....
"Hey,I'm leaving,diggity-dawg."I told the guard who usually blocks me from leaving.He,however,was on the side of the road,looking bored.
"You're out of your mind,Link."He told me. "That's suicide,right there."
"Yeah,well,no one can stop me now."I told him."I'm gonna go to Princess Zeldy castle,then maybe writing a book on how much this place sucks so the whole world will know."
"That'll be bad for our tourism business."He groaned.He was the tour guide and I had just said that last part just to tease him.Even though this place sucks,I know it would be bad for my big-nosed friend if I went around saying negative stuff about here.
I walked across the bridge leading out of here and discovered Saria sitting along there.She looked at me,and had somewhat of a sad expression on her face.It made me almost not wanna go...
Here we go..."Hey,Saria."I smiled,trying to make this a positive experience.
"I heard you were leaving."She whispered,mournfully.
"Yeah,I am."I nodded."I'm finally gonna go and make something of myself,in that big world out there." "I know."Saria agreed with me,looking down."I always figured we were from two different worlds.You,the one who always wanted to travel,and me,the one who was content with everything and where she was in life.I just wish you wouldn't."
"Saria,I have to go!"Hmm...what could I compare my urge to?I've got it!"I'm like pee,being held in too long.I just gotta come out sometime,or else I'll burst, you get me?'
Saria didn't take me seriously,perhaps,because of my example.Instead,she burst out laughing.
So much for being serious..."Hey,this is my chance and I gonna take it so I can get the freak!"I explained.
Saria stop smiling and blinked hard for a minute.She looked as if she was gonna cry for a sec.Then,she took something from her pocket."I wanted to give this to you,as a parting gift so that'll you'll remember me,wherever you go."
I took her gift."It's a fairy ocarina."She told me.
I had played this crappy ocarina in a band Mido had started two years ago called Mido and the Deku Nuts.He had made me join and gave me a crappy ocarina that was brown and rotten.However,after the band's brief tour through the lost woods and entertaining Skull kids and Deku scrubs all around,the band was no more.I liked the ocarina,though,and it became a hobby of mine.
Saria's ocarina was sweet!It was shiny and was a khaki color,with a green reed."Thanks!"I grinned and stuck it in my pocket.Then,I looked at her.Darn that sad face!She was making not wanna go!I had to get out here,before she stopped me.So,I ran,without saying another word.
As I left,I could hear Saria singing one of those girly cutesy songs I often skip on the radio if she's not by me:
"~If you want to,I can save you...
I could take you away from here.
So lonely inside,so busy out there,
and all you wanted was somebody who cared.~"
I still can't figure who she was singing to....
____________________________________________________________________________ ______
That song Saria just sang is actually a song by a singer caled Michelle Branch.I did not make it up myself. Plus,Jerry Springer, Jackass, SNL, Crank Yankers, DBZ, Pokemon, Digimon, Nelly, Eminem, Linkin Park, P.O.D., Outkast, System Of A Down, Britney Spears, Christina Aguliara, and Shakira I did not make up eitrher.They are all shows/anime/bands/singers with their own likenesses and whatnot.Yes,I know.No duh,but you're supposed to have a disclaimer on all of your works so there we go!
:-P