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December 31, 2002. 8:40 P.M.
The Federico Doorbell rang. Mrs. Federico answered.
"Hello. Mrs. Federico?" Three FBI badges were flashed. "We're with the FBI. My name is Special Agent Jacinta Federico, these are my partners Special Agents Dana Scully and Special Agents Fox Mulder, and this is our 'personal support staff people', and we'd like to ask you a few questions?"
There was a brief pause, and then a round of hugs for all.
Federico Living room 11:40 P.M.
Federico smiled at her glass of champagne.
"Okay. I'm confused, am I the only one?"
Everyone remained silent.
"Apparently." She was amused. "Enlighten me, please." She leaned back.
"Well, what are you confused about?" Scully asked.
"Ummm....From the part where I first introduced myself."
"Well....Let's be a little more specific."
"Okay.... Mrs. What's-her-name. I mean. Where'd she fit in?"
"Well. Smoking Man lied. She was at Roswell. But like everyone else who witnessed the crash, her name was kept off the files, and she was practically wipe out of existence. She was really pointing us in the right direction, amazingly enough."
"Okay. So. We hook up with Area 51. We get nothing from there, aside from seeing an alien-like thing, and my friend's cousin. I arrange to meet with him. I steal files. Which have missing pages.....?"
"Pure accident." Mudler said. He received a questioning look from Federico. "It was. It was an accident. We found out that those files were sent to another country."
"That was an accident?"
"Well.....more or less. Ms. Kahmpii apparently works for all the countries who work together for colonization as secretary, as well as one communist country who doesn't belong to the international conspiracy."
"China."
"That's right."
"The two-timing rat, girl." She laughed.
"Why didn't you tell me?"
There was a silence.
"Guys?"
"We didn't know if we could trust you."Langly admitted from his post on the couch.
"Didn't trust me!? I snuck into the headquarters, stole files, WAS NEARLY KILLED MIGHT I ADD!!!!! I'm.....I'm a RAMONES FAN!!" She pleaded as though she were pleading for her very life. "I mean trust no one, but hey, now! Sheesh! Do you trust me? NOW?"
"Yes." Scully rushed quickly. "Implicitly"
"Well, that's good to hear." She sat back indignantly. "OH!" She sat up. "I've got it!" "I saved you!"
"That was after the fact." Frohike pointed out.
"Hmmm....." She leaped back again. "So you.......*have your doubts*.....What was the encrypted junk?"
"Simply records about alien anatomy. That's it."
"Spiff. Okay, why were you captured?"
"They wanted you dead," Byers said. "But that didn't work. So to keep Mulder and Scully out of the picture, they captured them. Probably had killed them too soon enough." He added remorsefully.
"Divide and conquer." She said. "So....Did we ever.....Make a connection between colonization and Roswell, you know, and fulfill our mission?"
"Sure. We now know that Bounty hunters were at Roswell, and they're gonna colonize." Langly said simply. "That's the connection."
"Wait, wait. I feel like we're running around in circles this whole time, where, I mean, what are we missing, that's it, that's the connection?" She let out in one breath.
"That's the connection. But we did run in circles, cause we didn't have that file from Ms.Kahmpii, the one she gave China." Scully said pointedly.
Federico laughed. "To think! Here we are, questioning our case, I mean, we've ran around in circles, we've found next to nothing, and you guys are okay with this. This is like all your cases. And you're STILL on The X- Files! Man! I give you guy's credit for your stamina!" She laughed. Then proposed a toast. "To our next case!"
"To our next case!" They chimed in.
"Hey! The ball's dropping!"
"4.....3....2....1.....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! WOOO!!! HOOO!!!!!"
February 4, 2003 9:40 A.M. FBI Headquarters.
Federico smiled to herself as she walked to her office.
"Federico!"
She whirled around. Uh-oh.
"Garaguso?"
"Hi ya'!"
"Where'd you go?"
"Vacation....." He sounded surprised.
She flipped her stiletto quietly. No reaction.
"Boy, I missed you!" She said, satisfied, and gave him a hug.
"Well...uh...that's...nice." He was evidentially confused. She dragged him into the office, bombarding him with questions about his case. Finally she sat down at her desk, he at his. She smiled.
"Goit a new case for us."
He smiled. "With Mulder and Scully?" His New York accent was heavier than hers.
"I wish! Nope. Just another terrorist group, threatening to release biological weapons."
"Awww.....Again?" He joked at her calmness about it.
"Yeah. Again." She felt relieved. A tremendous, but fun, weight had been lifted from her shoulders. "Why don't you go see what you can pull outta of Skinner? I'll research here."
"Sure." Garaguso left with a smiles.
She smiled, and flipped on her computer.
You've Got Mail!
Wow! At work?
She opened it up. Federico immediately burst out laughing. She shook her head. A smile spread across her face, as she printed it out, and pressed "Keep as New."
Dear Federico,
Thanks for everything! See you soon! (?? ??)
-The Tinmen
E Fin
Author's Note: Okay, Remember that really funny picture of the Lone Gunmen? Okay, maybe you don't, but it's of them staring at you, through, presumably, a computer screen. I don't know, it strikes me as funny. But before they "sign" their names in Federico's email, that picture is supposed to be there, although I couldn't get it up on Fanfiction.net I hope you enjoyed. I'm actually workin' on another Jacinta Federico one. As always, please review! Thanks for reading!
December 31, 2002. 8:40 P.M.
The Federico Doorbell rang. Mrs. Federico answered.
"Hello. Mrs. Federico?" Three FBI badges were flashed. "We're with the FBI. My name is Special Agent Jacinta Federico, these are my partners Special Agents Dana Scully and Special Agents Fox Mulder, and this is our 'personal support staff people', and we'd like to ask you a few questions?"
There was a brief pause, and then a round of hugs for all.
Federico Living room 11:40 P.M.
Federico smiled at her glass of champagne.
"Okay. I'm confused, am I the only one?"
Everyone remained silent.
"Apparently." She was amused. "Enlighten me, please." She leaned back.
"Well, what are you confused about?" Scully asked.
"Ummm....From the part where I first introduced myself."
"Well....Let's be a little more specific."
"Okay.... Mrs. What's-her-name. I mean. Where'd she fit in?"
"Well. Smoking Man lied. She was at Roswell. But like everyone else who witnessed the crash, her name was kept off the files, and she was practically wipe out of existence. She was really pointing us in the right direction, amazingly enough."
"Okay. So. We hook up with Area 51. We get nothing from there, aside from seeing an alien-like thing, and my friend's cousin. I arrange to meet with him. I steal files. Which have missing pages.....?"
"Pure accident." Mudler said. He received a questioning look from Federico. "It was. It was an accident. We found out that those files were sent to another country."
"That was an accident?"
"Well.....more or less. Ms. Kahmpii apparently works for all the countries who work together for colonization as secretary, as well as one communist country who doesn't belong to the international conspiracy."
"China."
"That's right."
"The two-timing rat, girl." She laughed.
"Why didn't you tell me?"
There was a silence.
"Guys?"
"We didn't know if we could trust you."Langly admitted from his post on the couch.
"Didn't trust me!? I snuck into the headquarters, stole files, WAS NEARLY KILLED MIGHT I ADD!!!!! I'm.....I'm a RAMONES FAN!!" She pleaded as though she were pleading for her very life. "I mean trust no one, but hey, now! Sheesh! Do you trust me? NOW?"
"Yes." Scully rushed quickly. "Implicitly"
"Well, that's good to hear." She sat back indignantly. "OH!" She sat up. "I've got it!" "I saved you!"
"That was after the fact." Frohike pointed out.
"Hmmm....." She leaped back again. "So you.......*have your doubts*.....What was the encrypted junk?"
"Simply records about alien anatomy. That's it."
"Spiff. Okay, why were you captured?"
"They wanted you dead," Byers said. "But that didn't work. So to keep Mulder and Scully out of the picture, they captured them. Probably had killed them too soon enough." He added remorsefully.
"Divide and conquer." She said. "So....Did we ever.....Make a connection between colonization and Roswell, you know, and fulfill our mission?"
"Sure. We now know that Bounty hunters were at Roswell, and they're gonna colonize." Langly said simply. "That's the connection."
"Wait, wait. I feel like we're running around in circles this whole time, where, I mean, what are we missing, that's it, that's the connection?" She let out in one breath.
"That's the connection. But we did run in circles, cause we didn't have that file from Ms.Kahmpii, the one she gave China." Scully said pointedly.
Federico laughed. "To think! Here we are, questioning our case, I mean, we've ran around in circles, we've found next to nothing, and you guys are okay with this. This is like all your cases. And you're STILL on The X- Files! Man! I give you guy's credit for your stamina!" She laughed. Then proposed a toast. "To our next case!"
"To our next case!" They chimed in.
"Hey! The ball's dropping!"
"4.....3....2....1.....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! WOOO!!! HOOO!!!!!"
February 4, 2003 9:40 A.M. FBI Headquarters.
Federico smiled to herself as she walked to her office.
"Federico!"
She whirled around. Uh-oh.
"Garaguso?"
"Hi ya'!"
"Where'd you go?"
"Vacation....." He sounded surprised.
She flipped her stiletto quietly. No reaction.
"Boy, I missed you!" She said, satisfied, and gave him a hug.
"Well...uh...that's...nice." He was evidentially confused. She dragged him into the office, bombarding him with questions about his case. Finally she sat down at her desk, he at his. She smiled.
"Goit a new case for us."
He smiled. "With Mulder and Scully?" His New York accent was heavier than hers.
"I wish! Nope. Just another terrorist group, threatening to release biological weapons."
"Awww.....Again?" He joked at her calmness about it.
"Yeah. Again." She felt relieved. A tremendous, but fun, weight had been lifted from her shoulders. "Why don't you go see what you can pull outta of Skinner? I'll research here."
"Sure." Garaguso left with a smiles.
She smiled, and flipped on her computer.
You've Got Mail!
Wow! At work?
She opened it up. Federico immediately burst out laughing. She shook her head. A smile spread across her face, as she printed it out, and pressed "Keep as New."
Dear Federico,
Thanks for everything! See you soon! (?? ??)
-The Tinmen
E Fin
Author's Note: Okay, Remember that really funny picture of the Lone Gunmen? Okay, maybe you don't, but it's of them staring at you, through, presumably, a computer screen. I don't know, it strikes me as funny. But before they "sign" their names in Federico's email, that picture is supposed to be there, although I couldn't get it up on Fanfiction.net I hope you enjoyed. I'm actually workin' on another Jacinta Federico one. As always, please review! Thanks for reading!