A/N Ok sorry it took so long to update this but inspiration doesn't come around everyday and lazyness is always around. In my horoscope it says that I will be more creative the next few days so I should get caught up on at least this one and have a couple chapters up soon. Yay for those stars. I noticed that there are a few parts that seem cheesy, sorry. there was nothing I could do about that. It comes from my dad's side of the family. Blame it on him.
I don't own these people. Technically you can't own people just ideas. anywho don't sue me.
Later that evening
Luke: "Hey where ya goin?"
Jess: "out"
"No wait a minute I have to ask you something."
Jess rolls his eyes "what now?"
"Well Lorelai invited us over to her house and I wanted to know if you wanted to go."
"You mean Lorelai invited you and knowing I'm part of the Luke package decided that I could tag along."
"No she didn't."
"yea right"
"No really she asked if you could come."
Jess eyes him skeptically "What? Is she going to poison my food or something?"
"Now I will say that Lorelai has a lot of faults but I don't see murderous as one of them. Plus, if she kills you then Rory would be fuming at her and she hates to fight with her kid."
Jess smirks and thinks about it for a bit. "Well I guess I could go. Just watch my back for me, k?"
"You're so over-dramatic."
At the gilmore residence
Lorelai is running around trying to pick up the mess that has been created since the last time the cleaned the house.
"Rory?? When was the last time we cleaned this pig sty?"
"I don't know. When was the last party?"
"Ummm your birthday? Yea, it was definitely your birthday."
"Wow that's not too bad then. I mean it wasn't like it was years ago but it sure does feel like it."
"Why don't we hire a maid. Ooooh or better yet let's just steal my mom's. It's not like she'll notice. She'll probably just thinks she fired her but see she would still be on the payroll so she'll will be no charge to us at all. We could get a rag with chloroform on it and drag her off into my jeep and off we go."
"hm right or we could just clean up this mess ourselves. Besides grandma isn't going to keep paying someone she thinks she fired and the maid will be too scared of us to clean."
"Bah humbug"
"Start cleaning missy or I'm gonna stick this feather duster somewhere you won't like."
Lorelai gasps "is that what they teach you in that big fancy school? I swear I have the right to pull you right on out of there so you keep that away from my bum."
Rory starts laughing "Funny I meant you ear cuz it would tickle but I guess that works too."
"oh well that isn't so bad. Is it break time yet?"
"No mom we just started. But I tell you what, once we finish with the living room we'll go to Luke's and grab a coffee to go and then come back and do the kitchen. Deal?"
"wow you're strict. How about you do all the work and I, the parent, supervise you to see if you are doing it right?"
Rory gives her a look that could shoot daggers.
"ok ok WE will do the work. meanie"
Few hours later Lorelai and Rory waltz into the diner and plops at the bar.
Lor: "must"
Rory: "have"
both "coffee"
Luke "What the hell is wrong with you two?"
Lor "I have been slaving away working my skin to the bones cleaning that mansion of ours."
Rory "and I have been doing the same thing but more cuz she whined the entire time"
"did not"
"did to"
Luke "ok here's two coffee's just stop with the childness"
"oh my, coffee without the hassle. When did I ever deserve this"
"I'm sure you get lots of things without deserving it."
"I'm outraged. It's true but I don't like hearing the awful truth."
Rory: "So you can't handle the truth?"
"No jack, I can't"
"That wasn't the characters name?"
"No but Jack Nickolson played it hence me calling you Jack. I can't recall what the characters name is at the moment and since my wit is supposedly fast I just called you what I remember and that's jack."
"You pretty much said all you know is jack. How funny. Hey Luke where's Jess?"
"Out."
"I'm going to go look for him. I'll meet you back at home."
"Ok but you better hurry. That kitchen isn't going to clean itself. Wouldn't that be great though if it did."
"yea maybe pierpont will come alive and get the urge to do dishes." She kiss her mom on the cheek and waves to Luke.
"bye"
"see ya wouldn't want to be ya."
Luke: "that's such an old expression"
Or: "yea well I am thinking of bringing it back into my everyday life again."
"great I'm so looking forward to that."
their was a brief pause
"so did you ask Jess?"
"Uh yea...yea I did. He thinks you are going to poison him."
"silly kid"
"He said he would go."
"are you going to taste his food before he eats it?"
"Don't have to."
"Oh? cuz you know I'm a really good person?"
"No cuz I know you aren't cooking it."
"Ya know you can still poison take out."
"you are too lazy to go through that much trouble."
"ok ya got me there. Did you wrap his presents?"
"yep....or at least as best as any man can wrap presents."
"That's good. Um I guess I should go."
"Is everything all right?"
"what do you mean?"
"well you just seem un-lorelai-like"
"un-lorelai-like? wow did you just make up a word? I didn't know you had it in you. I should write that one down."
"yea yea mock all you want. You just seem not yourself."
"who do I seem like?"
"I don't know but you aren't as chatty as usual."
Lor: "He says this at the end of our conversation ladies and gents. Um hello I have too been chatty."
"That's not what I mean. You haven't been chatty as in a Lorelai chatty sort of way where I can barely get two words in."
"I thought you hated it when I ramble on and on."
"I never said that."
"Oh I'm sorry I guess the moans and the eye rolls are signs of enjoyment." Lorelai starts to get slightly hostile. "Ya know I'm not all that predictable I can change but no everyone thinks I'm just this flighty person who loves to hear herself talk. I'm not always that person."
"hey hey, what's with the anger? I didn't mean to imply that you were one dimensional cuz lemme tell you, you are anything but one dimensional."
"Sorry, I'm just....I don't know. I have to go clean the kitchen now. Thanks for the coffee." She lays a 5 on the counter "Keep the change."
Lorelai walked home and realized that it was snowing. She wasn't in the greatest mood to completely enjoy it but it did lift her spirits some. She tried to figure out why she was so sensitive and cared so much of what Luke thought of her. She finally arrived home and noticed her daughter had not arrived yet. She quietly started working on the kitchen. Pretty soon she was standing back staring at a sparkling kitchen just as the front door opened and slammed shut.
"Mom?? ya here?"
"In the kitchen."
"Wow it's really coming down out there. We better hurry and get the food before it gets to heavy and they close. Oh you cleaned the kitchen already? You should have waited for me."
"eh it's ok I was suddenly in the cleaning mood so I figure I would take the opportunity before it dissipated."
"And here I thought you would be out playing in the snow."
"Well I got a chance to watch it snow while I did the dishes."
"Sorry I wasn't here earlier."
"It's ok. You will however make up for it by going to get dinner now. Here's some money and I'm going to finish putting up the decorations and get ready myself."
"I'll be back shortly."
"I hope you come back the same height as you left."
"ha ha very funny."
"be safe"
"I will"
Once the gilmores were ready and the house was perfect Luke and Jess showed up.
Lorelai opened the door quickly "Right on time boys. Come in, come in and make yourselves at home just be sure to put the toilet seat back down when you use it."
Luke and Jess walked in and looked around at all the decorations.
Luke: "Wow you really went all out didn't you? I brought the guitar but only cuz if I'm playing then I'm not singing. Understood?"
Lor: "yea yea understood. You can put that in the living room by the chair. Jess, why don't you go ahead and put the gifts under the tree?"
Jess: "uh yea sure."
rory: "hey Jess." she leans over and gives him a quick kiss. "let me help you with those."
"thanks. Man there sure is a lot of gifts."
"Yea mom loves to give people stuff. She feels the more she gives the more she receives."
"Now that's the Christmas spirit"
Luke and Lorelai are in the kitchen preparing everything so it doesn't look like it just came out of a bag.
Lor "There, looks almost home made now doesn't it."
Luke: "How very Sara lee of ya."
"I try"
"Thank you for inviting us."
"It was no problem at all. It's nice to have more than just two people celebrate the holidays. What better people to spend it with than one of my best friends and rory's boyfriend?"
"yea the kid ya wanna kill."
"Man you people make me out to be some evil being. What is up with that? I wish no bodily harm to the boy. yet."
"right"
"Ok well I say that dinner is ready." she yells out "Kids dinner's ready." Looks back at Luke and smiles. "Wow that was a family moment there." She tries to laugh off that awkward moment that should have been more awkward but in some ways felt more right than anything ever before.
Dinner went relatively smoothly. Jess and Lorelai didn't speak to each other much but they didn't not get along. All the while outside it still was snowing very heavily and no one had noticed the amount of snow that had accumulated.
I don't own these people. Technically you can't own people just ideas. anywho don't sue me.
Later that evening
Luke: "Hey where ya goin?"
Jess: "out"
"No wait a minute I have to ask you something."
Jess rolls his eyes "what now?"
"Well Lorelai invited us over to her house and I wanted to know if you wanted to go."
"You mean Lorelai invited you and knowing I'm part of the Luke package decided that I could tag along."
"No she didn't."
"yea right"
"No really she asked if you could come."
Jess eyes him skeptically "What? Is she going to poison my food or something?"
"Now I will say that Lorelai has a lot of faults but I don't see murderous as one of them. Plus, if she kills you then Rory would be fuming at her and she hates to fight with her kid."
Jess smirks and thinks about it for a bit. "Well I guess I could go. Just watch my back for me, k?"
"You're so over-dramatic."
At the gilmore residence
Lorelai is running around trying to pick up the mess that has been created since the last time the cleaned the house.
"Rory?? When was the last time we cleaned this pig sty?"
"I don't know. When was the last party?"
"Ummm your birthday? Yea, it was definitely your birthday."
"Wow that's not too bad then. I mean it wasn't like it was years ago but it sure does feel like it."
"Why don't we hire a maid. Ooooh or better yet let's just steal my mom's. It's not like she'll notice. She'll probably just thinks she fired her but see she would still be on the payroll so she'll will be no charge to us at all. We could get a rag with chloroform on it and drag her off into my jeep and off we go."
"hm right or we could just clean up this mess ourselves. Besides grandma isn't going to keep paying someone she thinks she fired and the maid will be too scared of us to clean."
"Bah humbug"
"Start cleaning missy or I'm gonna stick this feather duster somewhere you won't like."
Lorelai gasps "is that what they teach you in that big fancy school? I swear I have the right to pull you right on out of there so you keep that away from my bum."
Rory starts laughing "Funny I meant you ear cuz it would tickle but I guess that works too."
"oh well that isn't so bad. Is it break time yet?"
"No mom we just started. But I tell you what, once we finish with the living room we'll go to Luke's and grab a coffee to go and then come back and do the kitchen. Deal?"
"wow you're strict. How about you do all the work and I, the parent, supervise you to see if you are doing it right?"
Rory gives her a look that could shoot daggers.
"ok ok WE will do the work. meanie"
Few hours later Lorelai and Rory waltz into the diner and plops at the bar.
Lor: "must"
Rory: "have"
both "coffee"
Luke "What the hell is wrong with you two?"
Lor "I have been slaving away working my skin to the bones cleaning that mansion of ours."
Rory "and I have been doing the same thing but more cuz she whined the entire time"
"did not"
"did to"
Luke "ok here's two coffee's just stop with the childness"
"oh my, coffee without the hassle. When did I ever deserve this"
"I'm sure you get lots of things without deserving it."
"I'm outraged. It's true but I don't like hearing the awful truth."
Rory: "So you can't handle the truth?"
"No jack, I can't"
"That wasn't the characters name?"
"No but Jack Nickolson played it hence me calling you Jack. I can't recall what the characters name is at the moment and since my wit is supposedly fast I just called you what I remember and that's jack."
"You pretty much said all you know is jack. How funny. Hey Luke where's Jess?"
"Out."
"I'm going to go look for him. I'll meet you back at home."
"Ok but you better hurry. That kitchen isn't going to clean itself. Wouldn't that be great though if it did."
"yea maybe pierpont will come alive and get the urge to do dishes." She kiss her mom on the cheek and waves to Luke.
"bye"
"see ya wouldn't want to be ya."
Luke: "that's such an old expression"
Or: "yea well I am thinking of bringing it back into my everyday life again."
"great I'm so looking forward to that."
their was a brief pause
"so did you ask Jess?"
"Uh yea...yea I did. He thinks you are going to poison him."
"silly kid"
"He said he would go."
"are you going to taste his food before he eats it?"
"Don't have to."
"Oh? cuz you know I'm a really good person?"
"No cuz I know you aren't cooking it."
"Ya know you can still poison take out."
"you are too lazy to go through that much trouble."
"ok ya got me there. Did you wrap his presents?"
"yep....or at least as best as any man can wrap presents."
"That's good. Um I guess I should go."
"Is everything all right?"
"what do you mean?"
"well you just seem un-lorelai-like"
"un-lorelai-like? wow did you just make up a word? I didn't know you had it in you. I should write that one down."
"yea yea mock all you want. You just seem not yourself."
"who do I seem like?"
"I don't know but you aren't as chatty as usual."
Lor: "He says this at the end of our conversation ladies and gents. Um hello I have too been chatty."
"That's not what I mean. You haven't been chatty as in a Lorelai chatty sort of way where I can barely get two words in."
"I thought you hated it when I ramble on and on."
"I never said that."
"Oh I'm sorry I guess the moans and the eye rolls are signs of enjoyment." Lorelai starts to get slightly hostile. "Ya know I'm not all that predictable I can change but no everyone thinks I'm just this flighty person who loves to hear herself talk. I'm not always that person."
"hey hey, what's with the anger? I didn't mean to imply that you were one dimensional cuz lemme tell you, you are anything but one dimensional."
"Sorry, I'm just....I don't know. I have to go clean the kitchen now. Thanks for the coffee." She lays a 5 on the counter "Keep the change."
Lorelai walked home and realized that it was snowing. She wasn't in the greatest mood to completely enjoy it but it did lift her spirits some. She tried to figure out why she was so sensitive and cared so much of what Luke thought of her. She finally arrived home and noticed her daughter had not arrived yet. She quietly started working on the kitchen. Pretty soon she was standing back staring at a sparkling kitchen just as the front door opened and slammed shut.
"Mom?? ya here?"
"In the kitchen."
"Wow it's really coming down out there. We better hurry and get the food before it gets to heavy and they close. Oh you cleaned the kitchen already? You should have waited for me."
"eh it's ok I was suddenly in the cleaning mood so I figure I would take the opportunity before it dissipated."
"And here I thought you would be out playing in the snow."
"Well I got a chance to watch it snow while I did the dishes."
"Sorry I wasn't here earlier."
"It's ok. You will however make up for it by going to get dinner now. Here's some money and I'm going to finish putting up the decorations and get ready myself."
"I'll be back shortly."
"I hope you come back the same height as you left."
"ha ha very funny."
"be safe"
"I will"
Once the gilmores were ready and the house was perfect Luke and Jess showed up.
Lorelai opened the door quickly "Right on time boys. Come in, come in and make yourselves at home just be sure to put the toilet seat back down when you use it."
Luke and Jess walked in and looked around at all the decorations.
Luke: "Wow you really went all out didn't you? I brought the guitar but only cuz if I'm playing then I'm not singing. Understood?"
Lor: "yea yea understood. You can put that in the living room by the chair. Jess, why don't you go ahead and put the gifts under the tree?"
Jess: "uh yea sure."
rory: "hey Jess." she leans over and gives him a quick kiss. "let me help you with those."
"thanks. Man there sure is a lot of gifts."
"Yea mom loves to give people stuff. She feels the more she gives the more she receives."
"Now that's the Christmas spirit"
Luke and Lorelai are in the kitchen preparing everything so it doesn't look like it just came out of a bag.
Lor "There, looks almost home made now doesn't it."
Luke: "How very Sara lee of ya."
"I try"
"Thank you for inviting us."
"It was no problem at all. It's nice to have more than just two people celebrate the holidays. What better people to spend it with than one of my best friends and rory's boyfriend?"
"yea the kid ya wanna kill."
"Man you people make me out to be some evil being. What is up with that? I wish no bodily harm to the boy. yet."
"right"
"Ok well I say that dinner is ready." she yells out "Kids dinner's ready." Looks back at Luke and smiles. "Wow that was a family moment there." She tries to laugh off that awkward moment that should have been more awkward but in some ways felt more right than anything ever before.
Dinner went relatively smoothly. Jess and Lorelai didn't speak to each other much but they didn't not get along. All the while outside it still was snowing very heavily and no one had noticed the amount of snow that had accumulated.