Brothers
By:
Night~Mare
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Series
spoilers for up to the Kaika episodes...whichever they are.
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You
all know who I am. I am the great god SEIRYUU. Yes. The all powerful god of battle. The one who nearly destroyed Suzaku's pathetic
seishi. The only reason they WON is because
chicken boy got lucky.
Luck
had nothing to do with it and you know it!
GET
OUT OF MY RANT CHICKEN BOY!
MAKE
ME LIZARD BREATH!
*bunts
Suzaku through the ceiling*
As I
was saying...
*Suzaku
reappeares*
Lizard
breath! Lizard breath!
ARRGH!
*chi
blasts Suzaku through a wall and promptly gets trampled by a herd of Nyan-Nyan going to Suzaku's aid*
You
think Nyan-Nyan are cute and helpful do you? They are nothing but pests! A plague of annoying, talking rats. I don't understand why
everyone loves Suzaku...
'Cause
I'm CUTE!
Shut
up! If you had ANY idea what I have to put up with! He always breaks the rules and ALWAYS gets away with it. Just because Suzaku is
the god of love Taiitsukun-sama goes
easy on him. If she let me have my way I'd give him the love he really deserves.
~You
know, that's not entirely true.~
Byakko!
Get your furry face out of this! This is MY monologue!
~Well
it's not. What about the time you saved Amiboshi from that river? Or allowing Nakago to use some of Tenkou's energy to get a
boost? Or that time you 'borrowed' fifty gold
ryu from that one mortal and left it for your twins to 'find'? Taiitsukun-sama let you get away with that didn't
she?~
WELL
WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION ANYWAY?! And Suzaku gets away with a
LOT more.
Do
not.
Do so.
Do
not.
~You
two are so childish.~
Well
SUZAKU started it.
Did
not.
~Get
on with your monologue all ready.~
Where
was I?
~Ranting
over the injustices that are your immortal, eternally healthy, life.~
Don't
think I don't know sarcasm when I see it. I'm not stupid Byakko.
Could
have fooled me!
WILL
YOU JUST GO AWAY?!
Make
me!
~Not
this again. Heavens above. Suzaku either leave or shut up.~
But
what about *my* monologue? I never get a monologe. How come Seiryuu gets one and I don't?
BECAUSE
EVERYONE LOVES YOU ALL READY YOU PEA BRAINED TWIT!
*Suzaku
glomps Seiryuu's arm*
Aww, I
didn't know you cared, Seri-kun.
You
make me sick.
*shakes
Suzaku off*
ANYWAY.
As I was saying. Everyone thinks I'm evil. I'm not. I'm merely misunderstood.
~So
you're not a pushy, ruthless, arrogant, childish prick?~
See,
right there. That's what I mean. You never call SUZAKU that.
~That's
because Suzaku's not a pushy, ruthless, arrogant, childish, prick. Suzaku's a naive, over emotional, sappy, twit.~
YEAH?
WELL YOU'RE A MANGY UGLY STUPID TOOTHLESS HOUSECAT!
~TOOTHLESS?
I'll SHOW you toothless!~
YOU
SCRATCH MY ARMOUR AND I'LL CHI BLAST YOU SO HARD IT'LL MAKE TAIITSUKUN DIZZY!
~Do
you want to back those words with action little geko?~
I WANT
to do my monologue!
I
thought Byakko was a sarcastic, insulting, lecherous pervert.
*At
the same time*
SHUT
UP SUZAKU!
O...okay.
*snif snif*
Poor
Suzakuseikun! We love you Suzaku! We love you!
I love
you too Nyan-Nyan. *genki again*
Nyan-nyans
*shudder* I despise them. Do you see how it is now? How can I help the way I am if I have to live with **them**? If Suzaku's
not bouncing off the walls like an immortal
rubber ball then Byakko's strutting around shedding everywhere. I won't even talk about Genbu.
"Good
for you. I'm sure you'd like to keep all your scales in one piece."
Not
you too! Can't you just let me do my monologue in peace?
"Well
if you three hadn't woken me, I wouldn't have intruded."
~If we
*didn't* wake you up then you'd sleep 'til the apocalypse.~
"Hmph.
Well I'm going to take a nap before Seiryuu bursts a blood vessel."
Ha!
Shows how much you know moron! I don't have blood.
"I
was being metaphorical you idiot. Now don't bother me. I need my beauty sleep."
In
that case maybe you *should* sleep until the apocalypse Genbu-kun!
*Genbu
chi blasts Suzaku through the roof.*
~Have
you ever noticed that Suzaku gets chi blasted more than anyone else?~
Well
that's because he's annoying. Can I get back to what I was doing or are you all going to keep interrupting?
~Go
on, go on. I want to hear what else you have to say. This is killing me.~
*muttered*
I really *kill* you in a minute.
~What
was that?~
Like I
was saying.I am merely misunderstood. If I act this way it's because of the way I was brought up. Taiitsukun-sama never had any
time for me.
*Hmph.
I don't know what you're talking about Seiryuuseikun. Between Suzaku and you I had my hands full. Genbu had to practically fend for
himself*
~All
you have to do for Genbu is give him a fluffy pillow and let him have at it. It's as simple as raising a weed.~
"I'm
sleeping! Not dead! I can still hear you!"
I'll
never get this through with. Taiitsukun-sama why does this always happen to me? Why can't I ever say anything when I want to say it?
Everyone ruins everything!
*All
right boys, this is Seiryuu's time. Move out.*
~All
right, I was getting bored anyway. He talks too much.~
I
hardly said anything!
~Mm-hmm.
I'm going to Sairou.~
Can I
come with you Byakkie-kun? Huh? Canni, canni?
~Sure
I guess...just leave the damned Nyan-nyan at home.~
Awwww...okay.
Sorry Nyan-Nyan.
That's
okay! We love you anyway!
Why's
that?
'Cause
you're cute!
~Oy.;~
Well
that was thoroughly disgusting.
"You
said it."
*After
a minute*
Good.
Finally I'm alone. Now I can talk freely.
...
...
...
...
Well.
...
...
...
...
;;;
I
DON'T CARE ANYWAY!
*stomp
stomp stomp stomp SLAM!*
~~~
C&C
onegai
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standard disclaimers apply