Day 1
Agi: Umm...sorry about that...we were having a few little "technical difficulties" But don't worry, we were able to to solve everything...*hides rowboat paddle behind her back* Tee-hee...
Shelby: *sprouts up out of the ground* MOOOO!!
Agi: ...
A little later...
Agi: Our teams are now getting ready for their excursion to...the house that belongs to the other team ^-^
Weiss and Schwarz: *glare at eachother menacingly*
Shelby: Umm...
Schu: *points at Weiss* PINK!
Yohji: *points back* ORANGE!
Agi: Hello~?
Schu: PIIIIIINK!!!
Yohji: ORAAAAAAANGE!!!
Agi and Shelby: O.o
Aya: *whips out katana* SHI-NE!!!
Screen cuts to a shot of a bottle of ketchup while elevator music plays
Ketchup: *sneeze*
30 seconds later...
Agi: *panting* This isn't working out too well...
Shelby: *licks wounds*
Agi: What do we do now?? THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL!!!
Shelby: Umm...I dunno. Wanna go throw stuff out the window??
Agi: No...not really...
Shelby: Ok then...you're the one missing out on the fun...*grabs a random old lady and heaves her out the window*
Old lady: I'm...FREEEEEEEE~!!!! *flaps arms and flies away*
Shelby: Odd...
Farf: THAT HURT GOD!!!!
Agi: *sigh*
-Commercial break-
A little boy walks out holding a jar of peanut butter
Little Boy: *smiles*
Godly voiceover: Just a reminder from your local S.P.C.A - Always have your pets spayed or neutered...and...don't play in the middle of the road.
News Flash!!
News anchor person: Good afternoon. We have just recieved BREAKING NEWS!!! We have gotten many reports of a suspicious flying senior citizen near the Tri-County area. It is slowly making it's way southeast...dropping hand-knit sweaters as it goes. Could this be linked to some sort of extra-terrestrial activity?? HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!?! All I know is that the entire nation is in PANIC!! The government has declared a state of EMERGENCY!! Schools have been closed, factories have shut down, and all youth group meetings have been CANCELLED!! All citizens are advised to STAY INDOORS!! Stayed tuned later for more coverage of this national CRISIS!!!
-End of commercial break-
Agi: Welcome back everybody. It seems during the break we managed to get everything under control...
Weiss and Schwarz: *each team member has their wrists chained to one another*
Ken: How nice of them to go through all this trouble.
Yohji: *whacks Ken*
Farf: *runs around dragging the rest of his team*
Brad: Grrr...
Schu: HELP~!
Agi: Ok, now we can finally start *smiles triumphantly* Ok Shelby...take your team...away.
Shelby: Weeeee~! *grabs Weiss and skips down the street*
Agi: *turns around* Ok my precious little cones, time to--
Schwarz: *tangled around a parking meter*
Agi: *slaps forehead*
Meanwhile...
Shelby and Weiss: *enter the Schwarz apartment and go into the living/tv room/place/thing*
Shelby: THIS is the room we're gonna redo!!!
Weiss: OOOO!! AHHH!!!
Shelby: Now...I'm gonna go buy some "supplies" and you guys better have all this furniture moved out of here by the time I get back ^_^
Ken: Aye-aye Cap'n!
Shelby: Tootle-loo~ *walks out door*
Back on the street...
Agi: YOU GUYS ARE WASTING TIME!!!
Nagi: *has Farf's foot in his mouth* Moof noog uggg frooom!!!!!
Schu: *has Brad's butt in his face* This isn't so bad ^.^
Brad: *kicks Schu*
Schu: X_x
Farf: THIS HURTS G--
Agi: I DONT CARE WHO IT HURTS!!!! ROOOOAAAAR~!!! *rips parking meter out of the ground*
Schwarz: O_O
Agi: LET'S GO!!! *drags Schwarz down the street behind her*
Back at the Schwarz apartment...
Shelby: *returns from her shopping expedition* *hears screaming from inside the apartment* Hmm...I didn't think moving furniture would get them that excited...*opens door*
Just as the door opens a LARGE AMOUNT of flamingos runs out and fills the hallway
Shelby: Eeeeeek! *gets trampled*
Weiss: *screams some more*
Shelby: *gets up and shoves through the crowd of flamingos* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Yohji: We moved the sofa...and they were just...THERE!!!
Aya: *has a toucan on his head*
Toucan: *pecks Aya*
Aya: SHI-NE BIRD!!
Ken: *being chased by an ostrich*
Just then Omi walks in looking distressed
Yohji: Omi?? WHAT'S WRONG?!
Omi: There's PUFFINS in the PANTRY!!! *falls*
Shelby: Ugh..we have NO TIME to worry about bird infestations...WE GOTTA PAINT STUFF!! WALLS MUST COME DOWN!!
Omi: *cries* The puffins POOPED on me!! ;-;
Yohji: *throws a box of baby wipes at Omi*
Meanwhile...
Agi and Schwarz: *FINALLY make it to the Weiss mission room*
Agi: HERE WE ARE!! *unchains Schwarz* Just think how much better this place'll look when we're done ^_^
Schwarz: ...
Agi: Well...DON'T JUST STAND THERE!! We've wasted enough time already!!
Schwarz: ...
Agi: I was thinking we could redesign this room VICTORIAN style!! So...I bought this lovely BRIGHT YELLOW paint. Well...actually, I stole it from the guys that were painting the yellow lines on the road...I didn't think they'd mind...
Out on the street...
Road painter guy #1: *runs around screaming and flailing arms about* AAAAAHHHH~!! All our yellow paint is GONE!! How will the citizens EVER be able to designate one lane from the other!?!?! THIS IS A DISASTER!!! *grabs Road painter guy #2 and shakes him* WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Road painter guy #2: *points to a hole in the sidewalk* Hey...wasn't there a parking meter there?
Agi: Well...what do you guys think??
Farf: I THINK IT HURTS GOD!
Agi Ok good. ^^ And I have an idea...I'll assign each of you a job, maybe that'll make things go faster...
Farf: That idea makes God seizure violently!!!
Agi: Hmm...*sizes each team member up* Ok...Brad and Schu, you guys can...paint stuff. *throws paint cans and brushes at them*
Schu: Paint what??
Agi: The WALLS preferably...
Schu: ^-^
Brad: -_-
Agi: Nagi...your job is to sew stuff...
Nagi: Sew...? O_o
Agi: Yeah...you know...make pillows or something to put on these hideous couches.
Nagi: Oh...ok.
Agi: Ok now Farf...you can...umm...
Farf: I wanna hurt God!!!
Agi: Yeah~ How 'bout you...make some new furniture...?
Farf: That sounds like a SPLENDID idea!! *licks knife*
Agi: OK then...*hands Farf a nail gun*
Farf: *grabs nail gun* *drools* *squeals with delight*
Brad: *whispers to Agi* That was NOT a good idea...
Agi: *gulp*
Farf: *runs out of the room shrieking*
.............
Agi: So...shall we get started?? ^^;;
Back at the Schwarz apartment...
The doorbell rings
Shelby: That must be the exterminator!!
Ken: You called an exterminator?
Omi: *gets tackled by a stork*
Shelby: It's not like I had a choice!! *shoves through the mass of birds and opens the door*
Random guy: Hello. ^_^
Shelby: ...Umm...are you the exterminator??
Random guy: I work at a dairy farm. ^_^
Shelby: I'm guessing you're not the exterminator then...
Random guy: Mind if I take a look at your bathtub???
Shelby: Sure. Knock yourself out.
Random guy: Thanks. ^_^
Yohji: Well...that was...random.
Shelby: GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Weiss: Eeek!
Shelby: *looks at the floor* You guys didn't get rid of this carpet yet?!
Omi: *looks down* *sees birds* What carpet?
Aya: *stabs floor* SHI-NE!!
Ken: Don't worry...I'LL HANDLE THIS!! *runs out of the room*
Shelby, Aya, Omi and Yohji: o_O;;;;
3 minutes later
Ken: *runs back in pushing a lawnmower in front of him*
Shelby: Ken...you're not gonna...mow...the carpet...are you??
Ken: *giggles* No silly. I'm gonna cut it down with this here LAWNMOWER!!!
Shelby: Forget I asked...
At the Weiss mission room...
Agi: Ok! Gather round kiddies!! Time for me to give you HOMEWORK!!!
Schwarz: *moans*
Agi: Umm...since we haven't even started yet...I want you guys to--*looks at Farf who's stroking the nail gun* Umm...why don't you guys just wait 'till I come back tomorrow and command you some more...^^;;;;;
Schu: Oh goody!!
Agi: Ok then...see you guys tomorrow morning...I hope...*runs out*
Meanwhile...at the Schwarz apartment...
Shelby: HOMEWORK TIME!!!
Weiss: ...
Shelby: OK...now for homework I want you guys to...umm...
Ken: Have a sleepover party!!
Shelby: ...Good enough...*runs away screaming*
Yohji: Good idea Ken. ^_~
Omi: ^^
Aya: -_-;;;
Toucan: *pecks Aya*
Aya: *unsheathes katana*
Later...
Agi: Well...umm...as you can see--
Shelby: NOT MUCH IS GETTING DONE!!
Agi: I AGREE!! They only have ONE MORE DAY to finish!!
Shelby: *cracks up laughing*
Agi: Stay tuned to see how Day 2 turns out...
Shelby: I don't WANNA know!
Agi: TOO BAD!! Maybe by some MIRACLE our teams can finish--
Camera falls over
Shelby: *kicks it* Stupid cam--
Static
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As you can tell...things aren't going too well for our teams...at this rate...HOW WILL THEY EVER GET DONE?!