That night [Part 1]
I'm...soooooo...SORRY for not updating ANYTHING. I have a very odd way of not writing anything for months and then APPEARING again. But you're all glad I'm back...right? ^^ Oh, and big thanks to the people who wrote all those nice reviews ^^ YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I LOVE YOU.
Ok anyway...this chapter has nothing to do with...anything. But I'm sure if you've ever watched Trading Spaces, then I'm sure you've noticed that they never show what goes on in the houses "that night" But NOT ANYMORE. Tee-hee...ENJOY!
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Agi is sitting on a big poofy couch in front of a TV set.
There's a VCR there too...
IT HAS TO BE MENTIONED!!!!
Sorry.
Agi: Welcome b--
Shelby: *runs in screaming* INVASION!!!!!!!!!!
Agi: ...? Invasion of what??
Shelby: *shrugs* I dunno...but I got the popcorn ^_^
Agi: Anyway...as you remember, we have just left our teams...alone...in houses unknown to them...
Shelby: *hums the theme to the Twilight Zone*
Agi: LIKE I was saying...they're over there...with no supervision...and well...WE DON'T TRUST THEM!!
Shelby: *guffaw*
Agi: So...we set up hidden cameras in both houses to record the...happenings...that occur. And now we're gonna watch the tapes...at MY HOUSE!! ^^ But...how we got from Japan to my house in a matter of seconds is beyond me...
Shelby: No it's not...
Agi: Really? How so?
Shelby: Teleportation, my dear Watson...teleportation.
Agi: ?????
Shelby: Here, lemme show you! *sits down on the couch, closes eyes and appears to concentrate really hard*
Time passes
Agi: Shelby?? O.o Shel~by...? *pokes*
Shelby: SYRUP!!!! *leaps up and begins running repeatedly into a nearby wall*
Agi: o.O
Shelby: ABANDON SHIP!!!
Agi: So~ did you bring the tapes???
Shelby: Huh? Oh yeah! THE TAPES!! *reaches into back pocket* I know they're in here somewhere...*pulls out a rake* *examines it* Hmm...nope, THIS IS NOT A DEVICE ON WHICH CANDID ACTION IS RECORDED. *slams rake onto the floor*
Agi: O_o
Shelby: *pulls out a gallon of milk* Hey! I thought I lost that milk! ^-^ *throws milk on the floor to join the rake*
More time passes
By this time the pile on the floor has accumulated to: a floral-print lampshade, 3 moldy graham crackers, a hoola-hoop, a 50-foot ladder, 735 paperclips, a 6-pronged fork, and a life-size replica of Abraham Lincoln.
Agi: Umm...Shelby...why do you carry so much useless stuff around in your...pocket????
Shelby: *picks up life-size Abraham Lincoln* You never know when this might come in handy!!
Agi: Yeah...sure~
Shelby: *digs around in her pocket some more* AH-HA!! *snatches up a handful of tapes* *tosses one at Agi*
Agi: *shoves it into the VCR*
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What we see next...appears...to be an opera rendition of Indiana Jones...
Agi: *rips tape out of the VCR* SHELBY!! *throws the tape at her* I didn't ask to see your home movies!!!!
Shelby: Home movies?? That was the opera rendition of Indiana Jones...*tosses another tape at Agi*
Agi: *sighs* *grumblegrumblegrumble* *puts it in the VCR*
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Agi and Shelby: *hop onto the couch*
Shelby: *eats popcorn*
Agi: *eats fingernails*
Weiss is seen in the Schwarz apartment...
Ken: Sooo...what are we supposed to do now??
Yohji: I dunno...you think of something.
Ken: *thinks really hard* I...can't...DO IT!!!! *grabs his head and begins flailing about*
Omi and Yohji: O.o
Yohji: Hey...where's Aya in all this festivity??
Omi and Yohji: *look around*
Ken: *stares at the wall* I CAN'T SEE HIM!!!
A loud crash is heard from the kitchen
Birds fly out
Aya: SHI-NE!!!! *runs after the birds*
Yohji: I guess that answers my question...
Just then that random guy from the dairy farm pops up again
Ken: *shrieks and points* What IS that thing?!
Yohji: Hey...that's the guy that was...molesting...the bathtub O_o Who ARE you?!
Random dairy farm guy: Jonathon...my name is JONATHON!!!!!
Omi, Ken and Yohji: ...
Yohji: Ok then...Jonathon...
Jonathon: *cackles evilly*
Omi, Ken and Yohji: o_O
Omi: Umm...is there something...wrong?
Jonathon: MWAHAHA! You have all fallen into my sinister trap! For I am not Jonathon, I am Pipsy...THE GREEN NINJA!!! *makes wavy hand motions* Waaaa~ OOGA! OOGA!
Omi, Ken and Yohji: ...
The word 'ninja' catches Aya's attention and he scampers over
The word 'green' catches Ken's attention...but that's just Ken...
Aya: *dives at Pipsy with katana* SHI-NE!!!
Pipsy the Green Ninja: *jumps onto the couch* MWAHAHA! That ancient stick isn't going to beat ME! Now, watch me DISAPPEAR! *throws a smoke bomb onto the ground*
The room fills with smoke
Ken: AHHHH! MY WINDPIPE!! *clutches throat* *falls stiffly onto the ground*
Aya, Omi and Yohji: ...
5 seconds later...
The smoke clears and Pipsy the Green Ninja is...still on the couch...
Yohji: I thought he was supposed to disappear...
Pipsy: *twitches wildly* SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Omi: Should we get him some water? Juice? Or maybe he'd prefer some NICE...SOFT...YAMS.
Pipsy: *leaps onto the window sill and beats his chest* YIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!! *jumps out the window*
Weiss: o.O
Omi: Hey...what time is it?
Ken: I...don't...KNOW!
The doorbell rings
Ken: AHHHH! The door is...BEEPING!
Yohji: ANSWER IT!
Ken: But I don't speak...door...
Omi: *sighs*
Yohji: Moron...
Aya: SHI-NE!!! *charges at the door and rips it off its hinges*
Omi, Ken and Yohji: O_o
Guy at the door: CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU'VE JUST WON--
Ken: *bounds over to the door* A BUCKET FULL OF PLASTIC OVALS?! *looks hopeful*
Guy at the door: Umm...NO! YOU'VE WON A TRUCKLOAD OF--
Ken: MEDICAL SUPPLIES?!
Aya: *throws door at Ken*
Ken: AHHH! MY WINDPIPE!! *falls on the floor again*
Yohji: So...what'd we win?
Guy at the door: YOU'VE WON A TRUCKLOAD OF TABLES!!!
Yohji: Tables...? What kind of a prize is...tables?
Guy at the door: Shut UP! YOU'RE PRIZE WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY!! HAVE A NICE...LIFE! *curls up into a ball and rolls down the stairs*
All off a sudden a large truck plows through the wall and dumps a large amount of tables into the room...and casually drives away...down the stairs
Aya: *starts hacking away at the tables*
Ken: How EMBARASSING!!
Static
Agi: O_O
Shelby: Umm...I guess that's the end of the tape...
Agi: O_O
Shelby: Wanna watch the other one now?
Agi: O_O
Shelby: ...
Agi: Other...*twitch* TAPE?! You mean there's MORE?! *twitch*
Shelby: Yup ^^ We haven't watched the one of Schwarz yet ^_^
Agi: ...
Shelby: Don't you want to watch it?
Agi: ...
Shelby: Agi???
Agi: RRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!! *grabs the life-size Abraham Lincoln and shoves it through the TV set*
Shelby: O_O
Agi: Hey, you were right...you never know when that thing might come in handy...*dusts hands off and walks out of the room*
Shelby: O_O
10 minutes later...
Shelby: ABE~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!! *cries* T_T
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DON'T WORRY!!!! I AM going to do a Schwarz one too...lol. Don't bite my head off just yet ^_-