Opposite Day
One day, Yugi woke up...
And he didn't want any friends.
"I'm a loner!" He started jumping on his bed, which woke up Yami because he was sleeping under the bed.
Yami started shaking because he was scared.
"Whatcha DOIN', Chuckster!?!?" Yugi shrieked, sticking his head under the bed.
"AUGH!!!" Yami replied, hiding under his blanket. He looked like a shivering plate of Jell-O.
"THAT'S NICE!!!" Yugi said, then continued to jump on the bed. "By the way, you are NOT my little freend [1]!"
Yami began whimpering and crying, mainly because of the bed making creaking noises.
"I'm going to be ALONE for a while! See ya!" yelled Yugi, who proceeded to leap out the window.
Yami crawled out from under the bed and looked down from the window.
"His mom's gonna have a fit about those rosebushes..."
A bird nearby made a tiny whistle and Yami jumped, completely freaked out.
There was a knock at the door. Yami, clutching his blanket, carefully went down the stairs, tense.
He opened the door and two very familiar people were standing there.
"Hey, dude!" said the first, a possibly hippie albino. The other was blonde, holding hands with the albino.
"Yeah, like, man, we're like, spreadin' the love and peace and stuff!" said the blonde. His hair was braided and he wore a headband. Their clothes were bright, their jackets suede, and many symbols, like doves and peace signs, covered the jackets.
The albino had an acoustic guitar case over his shoulder, platform shoes, and many necklaces. Circular glasses covered his hazel eyes.
"Like, dude, look at his clothes!" the albino urgently whispered to the blonde. But the blonde just replied, kinda loudly, "But like, man, we could like, convert him or something!"
Yami got really freaked out and slammed the door and ran upstairs.
The two hippie-dudes stood on the front step.
"Like, dude, Yami Bakura, what do we do, man?" said the blonde.
"Yami Malik, let's just go and like, help the needy, man," replied Yami Bakura.
Meanwhile, Seto woke up...
"Umm...err...what's my name again?"
...with a rather large IQ drop.
He sat up. "Let's see...the sock goes on the...hand? No, that can't be right...ear?" He placed the sock on his ear, then shook his head, causing the sock to fall on the floor. "Hey...where'd that sock go?"
He began searching under the covers, completely unaware of his little brother with a teacup in his hand, pinky up.
"I say, Big Brother, what are you doing?"
Seto sat up underneath the covers, then muffle-y replied, "Umm...I don't know."
Mokuba narrowed his eyes, then took a sip of his tea. "Well, I'd better join Tristan for our spot of tea. Lovely weather we're having, isn't it, old chap?" He made a strange laugh and left the room.
But anyhoot...
Yugi happily bounced on the trampoline in his backyard. There was a squirrel on the tree which he began to talk to.
"Y'know, it's cool not to have people bugging you all the time! It's cool to be a loner! You get to do the things you want instead of doing those really retarded things some people want to do, like Duel Monsters and all that crap." He looked down at the item around his neck.
"And speaking of crap..." He tried to take the Puzzle off but it weighed too much. "Damn, Yami...lose a little weight!!!" he exclaimed.
And he fell off the trampoline.
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One day, Yugi woke up...
And he didn't want any friends.
"I'm a loner!" He started jumping on his bed, which woke up Yami because he was sleeping under the bed.
Yami started shaking because he was scared.
"Whatcha DOIN', Chuckster!?!?" Yugi shrieked, sticking his head under the bed.
"AUGH!!!" Yami replied, hiding under his blanket. He looked like a shivering plate of Jell-O.
"THAT'S NICE!!!" Yugi said, then continued to jump on the bed. "By the way, you are NOT my little freend [1]!"
Yami began whimpering and crying, mainly because of the bed making creaking noises.
"I'm going to be ALONE for a while! See ya!" yelled Yugi, who proceeded to leap out the window.
Yami crawled out from under the bed and looked down from the window.
"His mom's gonna have a fit about those rosebushes..."
A bird nearby made a tiny whistle and Yami jumped, completely freaked out.
There was a knock at the door. Yami, clutching his blanket, carefully went down the stairs, tense.
He opened the door and two very familiar people were standing there.
"Hey, dude!" said the first, a possibly hippie albino. The other was blonde, holding hands with the albino.
"Yeah, like, man, we're like, spreadin' the love and peace and stuff!" said the blonde. His hair was braided and he wore a headband. Their clothes were bright, their jackets suede, and many symbols, like doves and peace signs, covered the jackets.
The albino had an acoustic guitar case over his shoulder, platform shoes, and many necklaces. Circular glasses covered his hazel eyes.
"Like, dude, look at his clothes!" the albino urgently whispered to the blonde. But the blonde just replied, kinda loudly, "But like, man, we could like, convert him or something!"
Yami got really freaked out and slammed the door and ran upstairs.
The two hippie-dudes stood on the front step.
"Like, dude, Yami Bakura, what do we do, man?" said the blonde.
"Yami Malik, let's just go and like, help the needy, man," replied Yami Bakura.
Meanwhile, Seto woke up...
"Umm...err...what's my name again?"
...with a rather large IQ drop.
He sat up. "Let's see...the sock goes on the...hand? No, that can't be right...ear?" He placed the sock on his ear, then shook his head, causing the sock to fall on the floor. "Hey...where'd that sock go?"
He began searching under the covers, completely unaware of his little brother with a teacup in his hand, pinky up.
"I say, Big Brother, what are you doing?"
Seto sat up underneath the covers, then muffle-y replied, "Umm...I don't know."
Mokuba narrowed his eyes, then took a sip of his tea. "Well, I'd better join Tristan for our spot of tea. Lovely weather we're having, isn't it, old chap?" He made a strange laugh and left the room.
But anyhoot...
Yugi happily bounced on the trampoline in his backyard. There was a squirrel on the tree which he began to talk to.
"Y'know, it's cool not to have people bugging you all the time! It's cool to be a loner! You get to do the things you want instead of doing those really retarded things some people want to do, like Duel Monsters and all that crap." He looked down at the item around his neck.
"And speaking of crap..." He tried to take the Puzzle off but it weighed too much. "Damn, Yami...lose a little weight!!!" he exclaimed.
And he fell off the trampoline.
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Well? Whaddya think? I know, it sucks.
I need feedback. More opposites