? : After the battle of Fox versus Andros, the whole population of the Lielack system had to clean his mess. The star fox team was in charge of jailing henchmen of the evil wizard. But without the Star Fox team knowing it; the military general of Lielack hired a five star team of bounty hunters called " The Star Hound" team. Their first mission was on a new planet of Tapearia, where a criminal mastermind named Chery was.

P.S. The star hound team include: Hound Skywalker, Chachino petey, Lacey artage and boxer devlin. (We join fox on tapearia)

Fox: All right, his ship is up ahead. Falco take my left.

Falco:(mumbles to himself) why do I always get the left side, nothing ever happens on the left side(

Fox: peppy, you take right and slippy, you take rear

Peppy and Slippy: got it!

Falco: Wait! Whats that!?

(Four ships come down from over head)

Hound: Hey fox your being pulled off this mission generals orders

Fox: but what about Chery?

Hound: we are star hound we can take care of him.

(Star fox team flies off)

Falco: I don't think we should leave something as important as this up to those bounty hunters

Hound: I heard that(. O.K. chachino takes star speed to the other side of the ship will lacey takes information on the ships shield and boxer

Boxer: ya

Hound: you blow shit up. I'll try to find the power core. Move!

Lacey: enemy shield confirmed. He's trying to make contact

Chery: oh yay. Some one to play with. Forces 1-9 ATTACK!!!

?: The battle starts without me?

Hound: bro get out of here!

Lancy: who is that?

Chachino: it's hounds brother Rudder

Rudder: watch and learn shorty

Hound: I'm not shorty!

(Rudder's ship transforms into biosuit then blows shit up)

Hound: show off

Lancy: hey everyone, the ship's shields are down

Hound: new plan, everyone FIRE!!

BANG BANG BANG BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Lancy: hound now's your chance

(Hound's ship docks on Chery's ship and runs in)

Ship: self-destruct in 5 minutes

Hound: it's always the same they always put it on self-destruct

(Hound opens door and finds Chery on the ground stunned)

Chery: you can't win (presses button on chest that says" body self-destruct in 10-9-8")

Hound: (runs) OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!!

Just as Chery's body was at 3 sec. Hound threw him off the ship and chery's body went boom. His head falls on ship

Hound: you have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say or....wait, scratch do

Chery: I'll return some day. THAT'S A PROMISE!!!!!

Will chery return? What will happen to star hound? WHY THE F*** CAN'T I GET A PART IN THIS FLICK?!?!

Join us in chapter 2