Omake!!
A/N: Yes, an Omake, and done by my best bud and fellow fangirl Queen
Celestia! As usual, she's done outstanding work! Thanks much Cel-chan!
Yuna...I've known her for so long, it seems. But it really hasn't. I mean, I only walked around with her for a few weeks. But, damn, did it feel like forever! No wonder Braska was so eager to go on his pilgrimage! He could have warned me! I wonder if her mother was this bad...She still has that bright glimmer of hope in those...those....those damned annoying mix- matched eyes! I can't stand it! Are you a normal human or a swirly eyed al bhed?! make up your mind! If anyone could unite Spira....it would be a miracle....the only thing that will unite Spira is blitzball....they should get one of the players to rule the world next..
Tidus....Another of the freakin' imps i've had to play babysitter to. Gods, I hate that kid. You can tell he's his father's kid - all he cares about are himself and blitzball...and flirting with the chicks. And, geez, you'd think he'd have learned to carry a sword by now! Ever time he takes that thing out i get scared he's gonna drop it on his foot, or loose his grip while swinging and kill somebody else! And another thing! Who the hell does he think he is trying to hook up with Yuna? If anyone's gonna boink her, it'll be me!
Rikku... One hot mutha....too bad she's jailbait. Not to mention another one of those spiral eyed freaks. It's like they're trying to hypnotize you or something! Poor thing is too young to realize that we were only using her - making her do the slave labor of upgrading our weapons, and using her airship. but the dumbest ones are always the easiest to-- ok auron, calm down. you're being sent to the farplane, not a brothel.
Kimahri... .......the fuckin wuss lost his horn in a fight against another wuss. ....wuss.
Lulu... ...Her clothes say a lot about her. She covers much and reveals much more. They're just screaming, I'm cheap, but you better offer me a lot more than i'm worth or I'll strangle you with my belts. I just hope that one day, she'll drop the zipper in the back there and let every one of her customers have a go for free....
Wakka... I almost...no....I do feel sorry for his poor deluded...deranged...soul. The guy was a freaking Yevonite! What a moron! It must hurt to be so stupid. And the guy cannot play blitzball to save his life. My grandmother, no, worse, Tidus could beat him! Maybe now that he's retired the Aurochs are actually winning a few games.
Yuna...I've known her for so long, it seems. But it really hasn't. I mean, I only walked around with her for a few weeks. But, damn, did it feel like forever! No wonder Braska was so eager to go on his pilgrimage! He could have warned me! I wonder if her mother was this bad...She still has that bright glimmer of hope in those...those....those damned annoying mix- matched eyes! I can't stand it! Are you a normal human or a swirly eyed al bhed?! make up your mind! If anyone could unite Spira....it would be a miracle....the only thing that will unite Spira is blitzball....they should get one of the players to rule the world next..
Tidus....Another of the freakin' imps i've had to play babysitter to. Gods, I hate that kid. You can tell he's his father's kid - all he cares about are himself and blitzball...and flirting with the chicks. And, geez, you'd think he'd have learned to carry a sword by now! Ever time he takes that thing out i get scared he's gonna drop it on his foot, or loose his grip while swinging and kill somebody else! And another thing! Who the hell does he think he is trying to hook up with Yuna? If anyone's gonna boink her, it'll be me!
Rikku... One hot mutha....too bad she's jailbait. Not to mention another one of those spiral eyed freaks. It's like they're trying to hypnotize you or something! Poor thing is too young to realize that we were only using her - making her do the slave labor of upgrading our weapons, and using her airship. but the dumbest ones are always the easiest to-- ok auron, calm down. you're being sent to the farplane, not a brothel.
Kimahri... .......the fuckin wuss lost his horn in a fight against another wuss. ....wuss.
Lulu... ...Her clothes say a lot about her. She covers much and reveals much more. They're just screaming, I'm cheap, but you better offer me a lot more than i'm worth or I'll strangle you with my belts. I just hope that one day, she'll drop the zipper in the back there and let every one of her customers have a go for free....
Wakka... I almost...no....I do feel sorry for his poor deluded...deranged...soul. The guy was a freaking Yevonite! What a moron! It must hurt to be so stupid. And the guy cannot play blitzball to save his life. My grandmother, no, worse, Tidus could beat him! Maybe now that he's retired the Aurochs are actually winning a few games.