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Draco Malfoy's: Order Of The Phoenix.

(: The fifth book is being released on the 21st of June 2003!! Just thought I let y'all know.

Chapter Five:

Draco groaned inwardly, right now his was in Potions class and stuck with Potter! Of all people . . . Just looking at his face made him sneer. But then mother always did say that sneering caused wrinkles so to be on the safe side, he thought, a glare would be good enough.

As part of the 'Inter-House Relationship Scheme', set up by of course Dumbledore, houses had to join together in classes. But that definitely wasn't working. Potter had obliviously never been told that sneer's cause wrinkles because that was all he was doing since the both were assigned as partners.

Serves him right.

He was cut off by Professor Snape who had just finished his speech about the Isotope Liquor. All he managed to get that the Isotope Liquor can enable you to 'mind-speak' with you're adjoining partner; something he was not looking forward to. And as that was all he had heard he knew he was in dead meat when Potter asked him place all the ingredients in the potion after he had finished cutting them up.

"Of course Potter. That is if you do all the right measurements." Draco replied coolly covering his uncertainty. There wasn't a special order of the ingredients, right?

"Look who's talking." Potter said with a full on face sneer. The wrinkles!

"I do believe it is you that is talking or could I be hearing things?" Draco said. What does he read? 'The One Liners Guide'? That would be right, he always has one of those.

Potter frowned but started to work on the ingredients. Draco held his tongue. Right now he would probably be at war with Potter now but he had bigger things on his mind. Potter was nearly finishing with the ingredients so he had to act fast.

"That's it Potter. I'll take that and put it in there. Some of that too. No wait, more of that. Finished. Seriously Potter, it took you ages doing that is it some sort of curse that was given to you with the horrid scar?" Draco leaned back confidently. Good save, Draco.

Potter on the other hand turned white with his eyes widening slowly. Draco followed his shocked gaze to their cauldron and it was not a sight that Draco wanted to see again. The cauldron was all green with sickening green bubbles popping from it, a low gurgling sound was coming about of it and it seemed that it was growing louder by the second.

The class was also watching the cauldron in a fixated stare. It was going blow. . .

"Run!" Everyone yelled in unison as chairs were pushed aside and people ran to the exit. But it was too late, BANG!!

Suddenly everything was covered in thick green goo. Draco choked as goo got caught in his mouth and fluorescent green blurred his vision.

A person slammed into him causing his to land on his back making him slide in an ungracefully manner with the person still on top with him.

"Malfoy!" A feminine voice spluttered. He looked up to find a very green, well everything was green but that wasn't the point, Hermoine Granger.

"Granger would you mind?" He said pointedly. Granger mumbled something but slid off.

"What happened? Someone must have really messed up. The Isotope Liquor is not even an offensive potion! " Granger gasped.

"Yes, Know- It- All Granger enlightens us." Draco said sarcastically.

"It's just that I read in Advanced Potions -" Granger started going on unfazed by his comment until Draco cut her off.

"The one by Lyan Walkers?"

"Yes! She has also published that book about the Social Standings In-"

"That one too. Have you read that chapter-"

"Of course. I must say that was one of her best works-"

"I agree but have you read her new book- "

"I bought the whole set-"

"Granger! Wait what exactly are you we doing?" Draco stopped realising that he was actually having a conversation with Granger. The goo must be poisonous, deadly he thought.

"Everybody out! Then we might at least clean this room up. " Snape ordered to the class. Draco glared at Granger then picked himself up for the floor and walked out of the room.

But not with out passing Potter who nodded said "Malfoy. . ."

"Potter. . ."

"YOU!"

"NO YOU!"

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