Thank you to everyone who revied, especially KagenoTenshi and Lone Wolf!

Note: Well, I thought that the next thing up here would be One Week or All Star, but I was listening to some of my old self-burned CDs the other day, and came across another really hilarious song by Weird Al.

It was from Yoda's POV, with him giving out advice ranging from losing your lightsaber to Wookies shedding on the furniture….It's had a really nice beat, and Yoda kept saying the funniest things in a perfectly serious voice.

I've no idea what the original song was, but all the words to make it fit Yu-gi-oh just kind of popped into my mind, so I wrote it all down really fast and typed it in. Don't worry, All Star and One Week Yu-gi-oh versions are coming soon. Most likely it's gonna be Yugi doing the fast parts in One Week with Joey doing the story part….hehehe….

Another Note: Think the beginning part of the second episode where Sugoroku began to teach Joey. But before he started…..also, btw, this is once again full of Battle City spoilers. You have been warned.

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So Joey wanted to learn Duel Monsters. To begin teaching him, Yugi's Grandpa suddenly burst into song.

Yugi's Grandpa:  Sunscreen good.

No sunscreen bad.

Rest of advice based on years of dueling experience, yes! This advice…I will teach you, now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of the cards. Understand the Heart, you will not, until you have used it!

Fabulous is how the Harpies look. Hot as Mai Kujaku they are not (Joey: o.O) (1).

Worry not about the flip side. Worrying is as effective as trying to make Yugi taller by force-feeding him hamburgers. Heeeheehee!

Do one thing every day that scare even Yami Malik away, yes: Brush! (teeth)

Waste time not at Kaiba's HQ; in the end, trapped in a video game you will be, yes!

Kind may your Red-Eyes be, for when it's gone, miss it you will

Dance! Even if you do not want to do it, because it makes you look like Anzu Mazaki.

Time Wizard magic on Harpies use you not! Make them look ancient and grey it will, yes!

Just one minute you wait! What is wrong with being ancient and grey I ask, hmmm?

Get to know that Namu. You never know if actually Malik he will be!

Go to Duelist Kingdom's semifinals once; but lose before soulless Pegasus makes you.

Go to Kaiba's semifinals once; but lose before dead Yami Malik makes you.

Challenge a world champion! But make sure his helicopter isn't waiting first. (2)

Accept certain, unchangeable truths: Malik and Ishizu, related they are, yes!

Yugi on a good hair day hit by lightning he looks, he does.

And sound a lot like Yoda from Star Wars I do, hmm?

Respect Seto Kaiba! Very good in Pokemon, he was, yes! (3)

With your hair, mess not. Or within a few minutes, like Yami's it will look!

Be careful of advice—and Yami Bakura.

But trust you me on the sunscreen, yes! Heeeheeeheeeheee!!!!

Joey: Okay….

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(1) In the Japanese version, he's actually a quite a bit of a perv…

(2) Joey challenged Seto, but at that second, Seto was notified that his company had found a duel with a god card in play going on, and he left by helicopter.

(3) Kaiba's English VA also plays Brock.

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It's a bit short, but hopefully funny. Did you like it? Yes or no, please review!