The Dead Jedi are watching the events of the NJO from the vantage point of whatever dimension they exist in. To say they are dismayed would be gross understatement.
Yoda: Ah, Obi-Wan, another padawan of yours screwed up is.
Obi: What do you mean, padawan of mine? You trained him!
Anakin (arguably the most depressed of the three): Luke, my son! You're a Jedi, you saved me from the Dark side…and then you go and marry that...thing!! What happened?!
Obi: I second that! What IS it, even?
Anakin (dramatic voice: She was known as the Emperor's Hand…Job.
Obi-Wan looks puzzled. Yoda, who in 900 years has gleaned considerable knowledge of the galaxy, whacks Anakin across the shins with his gimer stick.
Ani: Ow!
Yoda: Wash your mouth out with soap, I would, if one of my younglings you were!
Obi (catching on at last): Oh! OH. (blushes)
Anakin: But I don't know where she came from, or in what twisted universe she is allowed to exist!!
Yoda: Hmm. Many and varied the tales of her birth are. In all of them her mother red-gold and beautiful and obnoxious was…
Anakin: I get the picture! Ewww!
Yoda: Many say Obi-Wan her father was—
Anakin: But that would involve…Obi-Wan…getting laid…(grins) They sure don't have much of a grasp of his character!
Obi (gloomily): You never said a truer word, my very young apprentice.
Yoda: Heard, I have, that you, Anakin, her father was…
Anakin: Nnoooooooo! That's not true!! It's IMPOSSIBLE!! I don't have any MORE secret children! I would never be unfaithful to my Padme! (pauses) That would mean poor Luke is married to his OTHER sister—And by the way, Master, you might have given the poor kid a HINT that Leia was, well, UNAVAILABLE as far as he was concerned…
Obi: I was dead, Anakin.
Ani: Like that would have stopped you.
Yoda: Heh. Ahem. That Palpatine her sired, another theory is.
Anakin: Excuse me while I clean out my ears…you did say PALPATINE? As in, Machiavellian-politician-cum-evil-Sith-Lord? My Sith master? THAT Palpatine? Because the thought of Palpatine procreating…I think I'm going to vomit.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, you're one with the Force. You can't vomit. You don't have a stomach. (Thoughtfully) You know, that theory does make a twisted kind of sense, Master Yoda…
Anakin (moans): Luke, I didn't save you from the Emperor so you could marry his spawn…
Obi-Wan (glancing at the travesty of the NJO): Apparently they are trying to make up for a thousand years of Jedi celibacy all by themselves…
Ani: I did NOT want to know that.
Obi: Master Yoda, where did we go wrong?
Yoda: Getting screwed over Leia is too…invaded the galaxy is being by aliens who exist not in the Force…
Obi and Anakin exchange glances and burst out laughing.
Anakin (lying on his front hitting the ground): The galaxy's—being invaded—by—non-existent aliens!! Ha ha ha ha!
Yoda: Heh heh heh!
Obi-Wan (giggling): You know, the recent history of the galaxy reads like a cheap holonovel.
Anakin (sobering up): A badly plotted, ill conceived, poorly characterised CRAPPY cheap holonovel.
Yoda. Hmmmm….clouded, the future is. I fear, that started with the Zahn-hack, this did.
An: What's that?
Obi: It's a long story.
Yoda: Very long story, yes! Full of banal plots, crappy characterisations, and rampant Gary Stu's, mmmm!
Anakin: We've got to do something to stop this!
Yoda: Stopped it must be. Mmm. Meditate on this, I will.
Yoda: Ah, Obi-Wan, another padawan of yours screwed up is.
Obi: What do you mean, padawan of mine? You trained him!
Anakin (arguably the most depressed of the three): Luke, my son! You're a Jedi, you saved me from the Dark side…and then you go and marry that...thing!! What happened?!
Obi: I second that! What IS it, even?
Anakin (dramatic voice: She was known as the Emperor's Hand…Job.
Obi-Wan looks puzzled. Yoda, who in 900 years has gleaned considerable knowledge of the galaxy, whacks Anakin across the shins with his gimer stick.
Ani: Ow!
Yoda: Wash your mouth out with soap, I would, if one of my younglings you were!
Obi (catching on at last): Oh! OH. (blushes)
Anakin: But I don't know where she came from, or in what twisted universe she is allowed to exist!!
Yoda: Hmm. Many and varied the tales of her birth are. In all of them her mother red-gold and beautiful and obnoxious was…
Anakin: I get the picture! Ewww!
Yoda: Many say Obi-Wan her father was—
Anakin: But that would involve…Obi-Wan…getting laid…(grins) They sure don't have much of a grasp of his character!
Obi (gloomily): You never said a truer word, my very young apprentice.
Yoda: Heard, I have, that you, Anakin, her father was…
Anakin: Nnoooooooo! That's not true!! It's IMPOSSIBLE!! I don't have any MORE secret children! I would never be unfaithful to my Padme! (pauses) That would mean poor Luke is married to his OTHER sister—And by the way, Master, you might have given the poor kid a HINT that Leia was, well, UNAVAILABLE as far as he was concerned…
Obi: I was dead, Anakin.
Ani: Like that would have stopped you.
Yoda: Heh. Ahem. That Palpatine her sired, another theory is.
Anakin: Excuse me while I clean out my ears…you did say PALPATINE? As in, Machiavellian-politician-cum-evil-Sith-Lord? My Sith master? THAT Palpatine? Because the thought of Palpatine procreating…I think I'm going to vomit.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, you're one with the Force. You can't vomit. You don't have a stomach. (Thoughtfully) You know, that theory does make a twisted kind of sense, Master Yoda…
Anakin (moans): Luke, I didn't save you from the Emperor so you could marry his spawn…
Obi-Wan (glancing at the travesty of the NJO): Apparently they are trying to make up for a thousand years of Jedi celibacy all by themselves…
Ani: I did NOT want to know that.
Obi: Master Yoda, where did we go wrong?
Yoda: Getting screwed over Leia is too…invaded the galaxy is being by aliens who exist not in the Force…
Obi and Anakin exchange glances and burst out laughing.
Anakin (lying on his front hitting the ground): The galaxy's—being invaded—by—non-existent aliens!! Ha ha ha ha!
Yoda: Heh heh heh!
Obi-Wan (giggling): You know, the recent history of the galaxy reads like a cheap holonovel.
Anakin (sobering up): A badly plotted, ill conceived, poorly characterised CRAPPY cheap holonovel.
Yoda. Hmmmm….clouded, the future is. I fear, that started with the Zahn-hack, this did.
An: What's that?
Obi: It's a long story.
Yoda: Very long story, yes! Full of banal plots, crappy characterisations, and rampant Gary Stu's, mmmm!
Anakin: We've got to do something to stop this!
Yoda: Stopped it must be. Mmm. Meditate on this, I will.