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Ch 3 The Return of the Female Problem
Faye was at the tracks she'd lost 10,000 woolongs and had enough left to fill up her tanks and grab something to eat. "Shit." She cursed herself. She walked over to the concession stand and was about to order some noodles when she saw the odds on a pony named, Cupid's Valentine. What the hell. She ran over to the betting booth and placed the last of her cash on the horse. She ran back over the railing at the race track. Three, two, one, and shot in the air signaled the beginning on the race. Faye watched her horse he was in third place at the first corner. "Run, goddamn you! Run!!" She shouted and as the horses swished past her Cupid's valentine was in the lead. The rest of the pack was at least two necks behind him. As Cupid's Valentine passed the finish line. Faye jumped up and ran toward the payout booth. With her winnings she was ready to place yet another bet. Before she could do that her conscience made her grab her communicator. She called the bebop. Ein answered with a happy bark.
"Ein get me your human!" shouted Faye. With that a second later Ed's smiling face and with a sound that would make anyone's flesh crawl she spoke. "Faye, Faye!!!!" followed with giggles.
"Ed what's going on over there? Any news? A New bounty? Anything?" "Yep. Spi, Spi was really upset. Ready to kill. Ohh Ed didn't dare look or speak to him." "What crawled up his ass?"
"Julia."
"What!?!"
"Julia, Julia, said Ed."
"I know what you said kid. Why.. forget it. I'm comin' back."
"Faye, Faye! Don't forget a gift for Ed!"
"Sure kid."
Faye filled her tanks and grabbed a cute doll and ran to her ship. In about an hour and a half she would she back in the bebop and find out what the hell was going on.
The Bebop lay quiet in the port. Jet sat on the cushion chair across from Spike. Spike sat quietly he stared at the ceiling and watched the slow spinning fan blades. He took a deep breath and realized that it hurt. He grimaced and grabbed his side. "Hey, buddy need any help?" asked Jet. Spike shook his head and slowly got to his feet and began to walk to his room. Suddenly, the ship jolted. "Shit!" Spike spat out. Spike stood with his side planted against the stair railing. His ribs throbbed with pain. Jet jumped up from his seat and ran over to where Spike stood in agony. Both heard the sound of the hanger doors open and close.
"Once again the female problem has returned," spike mumbled. Jet chuckled and Spike started to walk towards his room again.
Faye climbed out of the Redtail and stretched. She reached for her cigs and patted the pack on her palm. She then jolted the pack and plucked one out. She sighed then lit up. The smoke she inhaled filled her lungs. The warm smoke tehn exited her body as that happened her stomach grumbled. I hope Jet has something to eat. I'd even eat his specaility bell peppers and beef with no beef. Faye smiled to her self and walked coolly toward the living room. Ed was spinning 'round and singing some unknown melody. Ein lay on the floor watching Ed and seemed entertained. Faye rolled her eyes and saw Jet in the corner of her eye. "Say, Jet, we got anything to eat on the bunch o' bolts?" "Why don't you go look. I think you'll find something with your name on it."
A minute later Faye sat at the table and began to eat the leftovers of whatever it was Jet had made. Hunger being the perfect spice, Faye inhaled the meal and feeling full she cleaned up after herself and headed towards her room. She passed Spikes room, she peeked in. He was asleep in just his sweat pants. She smiled and then saw the dark purple bruise on this side. Curoiusity getting the better of her she walked into the room. Spike seemed to be in a restless sleep he squirmed and then rolled onto his back. Faye stood at the end of his bed. Slowly, she stepped further into Spike's room. Clack! Her boot made a sharp noise Spike's head snapped to his left and then he graoned. Faye nearly jumped out of her skin. Damn he'd kill me if he'd found out I was in here! Quietly, Faye slipped off her boots placing them on the dresser behind her. She now tiptoed over to the side and bent over she was making a face of disgust then horror as she looked at the bruise closer. No flesh had been broken and she could tell it had to hurt like a bitch.
Spike felt odd. He could feel like someone was in the room he didn't open his eyes. Instead he listened. He could tell it wasn't Ed. She would've jumped on his ribs. She loved knocking the wind out of Spike. To her it was a game to see how mad she have to get him before he'd chase her round the ship. Then he heard a clack of a shoe. I had to be Faye. That woman would never learn would she! He had threatened her plenty of times before. When would she get it? Finally he peeked opened his eye and saw that she was staring at his bruised side. Quickly, he slipped his hand under his pillow he grabbed his gun. Faye moved her hand slowly towards Spike's side. Spike smiled and as her finger came within and inch of his body, suddenly he moved. Faye startled felt Spikes hand grab her wrist. He tugged and she was dragged onto the bed. Spike had lightning speed reflexes. In a second of being tuggnd she was know pinned down to the bed. Spike stradled his intruder and placed his gun between her eyes. Faye had no time to scream she just squirmed as much as she could. Spike had the all the power one arm was pinned down above her while her other tried to slap him. To no avail, she stopped fighting and felt the cold steel on her head. "You got three seconds, cowgirl, explain why you're in here?" "I...I..I dunno." She stammered.
"Not good enough." He said as he released the safety on the gun.
"Put that thing away!" she exclaimed.
"Why, you know I always have it with me."
Jet heard Faye yelling. He shook his head and uttered "women." Ed simply looked at Jet and then headed toward the hall where the screaming had come from. Ein just yawned and placed his head back down onto Jet's leg.
Faye lay there not fighting anymore. Angry that Spike had her pinned she huffed. Spike was smiling. "So tell me. Why the hell are you in here?"
"I was just checking on you."
"Right, and tell me why am I supposed to believe you?" he smirked.
"Will you put your gun away. That damn thing is annoying."
"I told you before. That there'd be signifigant consequences for entering my room." He said as a huge grin came across his face.
"Consequences, yeah right!!! This, this is more like some sick sex fetish!"
"What!"
"You heard me! I've seen how you look at me." her eyes narrowed as her voice changed from outrage to sly.
"Right, I saw you staring at me the other day! I mean c'mon. I am a very handsome guy. Who could resist me?"
Faye was fuming mad now. It was time! With her free arm she swung and connected with Spikes side. The sudden movement caught him off guard and the gun was dropped. With his left hand he grabbed blindly until he had her other wrist. Faye was kicking her feet and squirming . "Get off of me." She spit out from gritted teeth.
Spike, clearly, had the upper hand. Pinned with both of her arms by her head Faye looked to her left then to her right. "Shit!!!" she screamed. Spike laughed. Faye gave a look of death at her comrade.
"Look we can play this game or we can just get down to it." "What?!?" Faye's shouted. "Forget the games. I don't want to play anymore." Spike's grip loosened and his hands went from Faye's wrist to her hands. Faye watched in disbelief. She was clearly startled. She watched the whole motion and then looked back at Spike's face. He was looking at her with an experession she had never seen on him before. Faye was in disbelief. "Spike, c'mon this isn't funny."
"Your, right this isn't funny." With that said Spike slowly lowered his body onto Faye's. He looked into her eyes. As in a trance he leaned his head closer towards her head, and just millimeters from her lips he whispered. "This is how it begins."
"How..wha.."
Faye was cut off by Spike kissing her. At first she was fighting it. Then she relaxed. After a minute the kiss broke.
"Get off of me, damn you!"
This was not the response Spike expected. He looked at her his face showed confusion. Faye shoved Spike off of her. She got up off the bed and grabbed her shoes off the dresser. Just as she exited the room she slammed the door shut. Spike sat there and bolted to his feet ran as fast as he could to the door, swung it open and yelled, "Jesus Christ woman stay the hell out of my room and if you want any action go find some poor drunken fool that'll be desperate enough to sleep with you!"
Spike turned and slammed his door closed. Spike stood there, he sighed and shook his head. What the hell was I thinking! He walked back to his bed and layed down. In total darkness he fell asleep.
Ch 3 The Return of the Female Problem
Faye was at the tracks she'd lost 10,000 woolongs and had enough left to fill up her tanks and grab something to eat. "Shit." She cursed herself. She walked over to the concession stand and was about to order some noodles when she saw the odds on a pony named, Cupid's Valentine. What the hell. She ran over to the betting booth and placed the last of her cash on the horse. She ran back over the railing at the race track. Three, two, one, and shot in the air signaled the beginning on the race. Faye watched her horse he was in third place at the first corner. "Run, goddamn you! Run!!" She shouted and as the horses swished past her Cupid's valentine was in the lead. The rest of the pack was at least two necks behind him. As Cupid's Valentine passed the finish line. Faye jumped up and ran toward the payout booth. With her winnings she was ready to place yet another bet. Before she could do that her conscience made her grab her communicator. She called the bebop. Ein answered with a happy bark.
"Ein get me your human!" shouted Faye. With that a second later Ed's smiling face and with a sound that would make anyone's flesh crawl she spoke. "Faye, Faye!!!!" followed with giggles.
"Ed what's going on over there? Any news? A New bounty? Anything?" "Yep. Spi, Spi was really upset. Ready to kill. Ohh Ed didn't dare look or speak to him." "What crawled up his ass?"
"Julia."
"What!?!"
"Julia, Julia, said Ed."
"I know what you said kid. Why.. forget it. I'm comin' back."
"Faye, Faye! Don't forget a gift for Ed!"
"Sure kid."
Faye filled her tanks and grabbed a cute doll and ran to her ship. In about an hour and a half she would she back in the bebop and find out what the hell was going on.
The Bebop lay quiet in the port. Jet sat on the cushion chair across from Spike. Spike sat quietly he stared at the ceiling and watched the slow spinning fan blades. He took a deep breath and realized that it hurt. He grimaced and grabbed his side. "Hey, buddy need any help?" asked Jet. Spike shook his head and slowly got to his feet and began to walk to his room. Suddenly, the ship jolted. "Shit!" Spike spat out. Spike stood with his side planted against the stair railing. His ribs throbbed with pain. Jet jumped up from his seat and ran over to where Spike stood in agony. Both heard the sound of the hanger doors open and close.
"Once again the female problem has returned," spike mumbled. Jet chuckled and Spike started to walk towards his room again.
Faye climbed out of the Redtail and stretched. She reached for her cigs and patted the pack on her palm. She then jolted the pack and plucked one out. She sighed then lit up. The smoke she inhaled filled her lungs. The warm smoke tehn exited her body as that happened her stomach grumbled. I hope Jet has something to eat. I'd even eat his specaility bell peppers and beef with no beef. Faye smiled to her self and walked coolly toward the living room. Ed was spinning 'round and singing some unknown melody. Ein lay on the floor watching Ed and seemed entertained. Faye rolled her eyes and saw Jet in the corner of her eye. "Say, Jet, we got anything to eat on the bunch o' bolts?" "Why don't you go look. I think you'll find something with your name on it."
A minute later Faye sat at the table and began to eat the leftovers of whatever it was Jet had made. Hunger being the perfect spice, Faye inhaled the meal and feeling full she cleaned up after herself and headed towards her room. She passed Spikes room, she peeked in. He was asleep in just his sweat pants. She smiled and then saw the dark purple bruise on this side. Curoiusity getting the better of her she walked into the room. Spike seemed to be in a restless sleep he squirmed and then rolled onto his back. Faye stood at the end of his bed. Slowly, she stepped further into Spike's room. Clack! Her boot made a sharp noise Spike's head snapped to his left and then he graoned. Faye nearly jumped out of her skin. Damn he'd kill me if he'd found out I was in here! Quietly, Faye slipped off her boots placing them on the dresser behind her. She now tiptoed over to the side and bent over she was making a face of disgust then horror as she looked at the bruise closer. No flesh had been broken and she could tell it had to hurt like a bitch.
Spike felt odd. He could feel like someone was in the room he didn't open his eyes. Instead he listened. He could tell it wasn't Ed. She would've jumped on his ribs. She loved knocking the wind out of Spike. To her it was a game to see how mad she have to get him before he'd chase her round the ship. Then he heard a clack of a shoe. I had to be Faye. That woman would never learn would she! He had threatened her plenty of times before. When would she get it? Finally he peeked opened his eye and saw that she was staring at his bruised side. Quickly, he slipped his hand under his pillow he grabbed his gun. Faye moved her hand slowly towards Spike's side. Spike smiled and as her finger came within and inch of his body, suddenly he moved. Faye startled felt Spikes hand grab her wrist. He tugged and she was dragged onto the bed. Spike had lightning speed reflexes. In a second of being tuggnd she was know pinned down to the bed. Spike stradled his intruder and placed his gun between her eyes. Faye had no time to scream she just squirmed as much as she could. Spike had the all the power one arm was pinned down above her while her other tried to slap him. To no avail, she stopped fighting and felt the cold steel on her head. "You got three seconds, cowgirl, explain why you're in here?" "I...I..I dunno." She stammered.
"Not good enough." He said as he released the safety on the gun.
"Put that thing away!" she exclaimed.
"Why, you know I always have it with me."
Jet heard Faye yelling. He shook his head and uttered "women." Ed simply looked at Jet and then headed toward the hall where the screaming had come from. Ein just yawned and placed his head back down onto Jet's leg.
Faye lay there not fighting anymore. Angry that Spike had her pinned she huffed. Spike was smiling. "So tell me. Why the hell are you in here?"
"I was just checking on you."
"Right, and tell me why am I supposed to believe you?" he smirked.
"Will you put your gun away. That damn thing is annoying."
"I told you before. That there'd be signifigant consequences for entering my room." He said as a huge grin came across his face.
"Consequences, yeah right!!! This, this is more like some sick sex fetish!"
"What!"
"You heard me! I've seen how you look at me." her eyes narrowed as her voice changed from outrage to sly.
"Right, I saw you staring at me the other day! I mean c'mon. I am a very handsome guy. Who could resist me?"
Faye was fuming mad now. It was time! With her free arm she swung and connected with Spikes side. The sudden movement caught him off guard and the gun was dropped. With his left hand he grabbed blindly until he had her other wrist. Faye was kicking her feet and squirming . "Get off of me." She spit out from gritted teeth.
Spike, clearly, had the upper hand. Pinned with both of her arms by her head Faye looked to her left then to her right. "Shit!!!" she screamed. Spike laughed. Faye gave a look of death at her comrade.
"Look we can play this game or we can just get down to it." "What?!?" Faye's shouted. "Forget the games. I don't want to play anymore." Spike's grip loosened and his hands went from Faye's wrist to her hands. Faye watched in disbelief. She was clearly startled. She watched the whole motion and then looked back at Spike's face. He was looking at her with an experession she had never seen on him before. Faye was in disbelief. "Spike, c'mon this isn't funny."
"Your, right this isn't funny." With that said Spike slowly lowered his body onto Faye's. He looked into her eyes. As in a trance he leaned his head closer towards her head, and just millimeters from her lips he whispered. "This is how it begins."
"How..wha.."
Faye was cut off by Spike kissing her. At first she was fighting it. Then she relaxed. After a minute the kiss broke.
"Get off of me, damn you!"
This was not the response Spike expected. He looked at her his face showed confusion. Faye shoved Spike off of her. She got up off the bed and grabbed her shoes off the dresser. Just as she exited the room she slammed the door shut. Spike sat there and bolted to his feet ran as fast as he could to the door, swung it open and yelled, "Jesus Christ woman stay the hell out of my room and if you want any action go find some poor drunken fool that'll be desperate enough to sleep with you!"
Spike turned and slammed his door closed. Spike stood there, he sighed and shook his head. What the hell was I thinking! He walked back to his bed and layed down. In total darkness he fell asleep.