The Lars family and Padme are also watching the NJO unfolding. Padme and Beru are hugging, both nearly in tears.
Padme: Oh, my baby! My poor baby!
Beru (sniffing): Why couldn't you have found yourself a NICE GIRL, Luke? It's a big galaxy...
Owen (grumpily): I told him I'd tan his hide if he so much as LOOKED at those Scarlet Women in Mos Eisley, and what does the boy do? Marries one!
Cliegg: He was such a sweet little boy...so kind...so helpful (shakes head)
Owen (muttering): Too-much-of-his-father-in-him.
Shmi: He evidently doesn't have my Ani's good taste in women, my dear. (Pats Padme's shoulder)
Padme: Leia's husband has become a drunk-
Owen: What can you expect from a space pirate?
Padme: My grandchildren are brats...oh dear oh dear.
Suddenly, Qui-Gon Jinn appears.
Shmi: Hello, sir!
Padme stands. Suddenly, she is Amidala again.
Padme: Master Jinn. Are you aware of this...situation?
Qui: I am indeed. Master Yoda believes, however, that it can be remedied. I myself have been working on a small part of the plan.
Beru: You mean this mess can be fixed? How?
Qui-Gon: Anakin will bring balance. He is the Chosen One.
Shmi: My Ani can fix anything!
Owen: I'll believe it when I see it!
Qui: Would you like to watch it then, sir?
Cliegg: Sure.
Qui-Gon leads them to Anakin, Yoda and Obi-Wan.
Anakin: Hi, Angel! Hi, Mom!
Padme and Shmi hug him.
Beru: Hello, Ben.
Obi: Hello Beru. Owen.
Anakin nods to his stepfamily.
Anakin: Hi, Cliegg, Owen, Beru. How've you been?
Owen: Dead.
Yoda: Gathered here, we are, to witness the righting of a great wrong. The marriage of Luke Skywalker to, hmm, Mara Jade.
Padme: Marriage, indeed!
Restive muttering from everyone else.
Anakin: That SLUT has the cheek to call itself 'Skywalker'! Mattress Laid Streetwalker would be more like it! There are only three Skywalker women; my mom, my wife and my daughter!!
Obi: Anger is of the Dark Side, Anakin.
Ani: So's that red-gold Mange! And that's another thing-'service to evil is still service' Where exactly did you leave that excellent moral sense of yours, Luke? On the planet with the furry lizards, perhaps?
Yoda; At least the grace to admit, that of the Dark Side you were, Anakin. Totally hypocritical and unrepentant, Tang Stain is. Only the Chosen One, with the Force as his ally, can the galaxy rid of the heritage of the Sith, and balance bring.
Obi: I'm afraid that I cannot help you, Anakin. The Zahn-hack stopped me from visiting Luke using the Plot Device.
Yoda: But stopped ME, no one has! Visit my last padawan, I think it is time.
Qui: I'll just stay here, shall I, and shout helpful advice occasionally.
Obi: Cos that worked so well last time, Master.
Qui-Gon; Oh! I almost forgot! Anakin!
Anakin: What?
Qui: Not you, the other one.
A teenage boy with fair hair and bright blue eyes appears.
Qui-Gon; This is Anakin Solo. Although his death was a relief at the time, due to his extreme Mara-worship, I have been teaching him the true ways of the Force since he died.
Anakin Solo: I see now how deluded I was by that thing I called Aunt Mara.
Anakin Skywalker: You're Leia's youngest, aren't you? Why in the galaxy did she call you after me? The last time I saw her, she told me to get lost. I said I'd come back when she'd forgiven me, but she never called. I'd have expected Luke, now...
Yoda: Too confusing, with two 'Anakin's, it is. Call you something else, we should.
Anakin Skywalker: How about Kin? It's better than 'Ani'.
Anakin Solo, henceforth known as Kin): Sure! Let's go!
Yoda: Save the galaxy again, we will!
Padme: Oh, my baby! My poor baby!
Beru (sniffing): Why couldn't you have found yourself a NICE GIRL, Luke? It's a big galaxy...
Owen (grumpily): I told him I'd tan his hide if he so much as LOOKED at those Scarlet Women in Mos Eisley, and what does the boy do? Marries one!
Cliegg: He was such a sweet little boy...so kind...so helpful (shakes head)
Owen (muttering): Too-much-of-his-father-in-him.
Shmi: He evidently doesn't have my Ani's good taste in women, my dear. (Pats Padme's shoulder)
Padme: Leia's husband has become a drunk-
Owen: What can you expect from a space pirate?
Padme: My grandchildren are brats...oh dear oh dear.
Suddenly, Qui-Gon Jinn appears.
Shmi: Hello, sir!
Padme stands. Suddenly, she is Amidala again.
Padme: Master Jinn. Are you aware of this...situation?
Qui: I am indeed. Master Yoda believes, however, that it can be remedied. I myself have been working on a small part of the plan.
Beru: You mean this mess can be fixed? How?
Qui-Gon: Anakin will bring balance. He is the Chosen One.
Shmi: My Ani can fix anything!
Owen: I'll believe it when I see it!
Qui: Would you like to watch it then, sir?
Cliegg: Sure.
Qui-Gon leads them to Anakin, Yoda and Obi-Wan.
Anakin: Hi, Angel! Hi, Mom!
Padme and Shmi hug him.
Beru: Hello, Ben.
Obi: Hello Beru. Owen.
Anakin nods to his stepfamily.
Anakin: Hi, Cliegg, Owen, Beru. How've you been?
Owen: Dead.
Yoda: Gathered here, we are, to witness the righting of a great wrong. The marriage of Luke Skywalker to, hmm, Mara Jade.
Padme: Marriage, indeed!
Restive muttering from everyone else.
Anakin: That SLUT has the cheek to call itself 'Skywalker'! Mattress Laid Streetwalker would be more like it! There are only three Skywalker women; my mom, my wife and my daughter!!
Obi: Anger is of the Dark Side, Anakin.
Ani: So's that red-gold Mange! And that's another thing-'service to evil is still service' Where exactly did you leave that excellent moral sense of yours, Luke? On the planet with the furry lizards, perhaps?
Yoda; At least the grace to admit, that of the Dark Side you were, Anakin. Totally hypocritical and unrepentant, Tang Stain is. Only the Chosen One, with the Force as his ally, can the galaxy rid of the heritage of the Sith, and balance bring.
Obi: I'm afraid that I cannot help you, Anakin. The Zahn-hack stopped me from visiting Luke using the Plot Device.
Yoda: But stopped ME, no one has! Visit my last padawan, I think it is time.
Qui: I'll just stay here, shall I, and shout helpful advice occasionally.
Obi: Cos that worked so well last time, Master.
Qui-Gon; Oh! I almost forgot! Anakin!
Anakin: What?
Qui: Not you, the other one.
A teenage boy with fair hair and bright blue eyes appears.
Qui-Gon; This is Anakin Solo. Although his death was a relief at the time, due to his extreme Mara-worship, I have been teaching him the true ways of the Force since he died.
Anakin Solo: I see now how deluded I was by that thing I called Aunt Mara.
Anakin Skywalker: You're Leia's youngest, aren't you? Why in the galaxy did she call you after me? The last time I saw her, she told me to get lost. I said I'd come back when she'd forgiven me, but she never called. I'd have expected Luke, now...
Yoda: Too confusing, with two 'Anakin's, it is. Call you something else, we should.
Anakin Skywalker: How about Kin? It's better than 'Ani'.
Anakin Solo, henceforth known as Kin): Sure! Let's go!
Yoda: Save the galaxy again, we will!