Sirius was reading the book ONE-THOUSAND TRICKS AND PRANKS by Arruberra
Mcarthy.
They were in the Gryffindor common room. Remus was working on his essay on
red caps. James was discussing quidditch with peter who listened gloomily.
Peter had failed to make the correct strength potion and caused everyone in
the dungeon to get covered in green slime. He had been punished by
detention and 20 points from Gryffindor. His detention was to clean the
mess peeves had made in one of the dungeon rooms without magic. Sirius got
a new prank...
"Hey James why don we get some revenge on snark.."
"cool"
"I gotta finish this long essay guys so I wont be able to come.", said
Remus.
"roger that moony"
James and Sirius took the invisibility cloak and covered themselves. They quietly went to the dungeons into snape's office. They tiptoed till his desk where he was sitting and James made the cupboard open magically. As Snark went to the cupboard Sirius put a charm on to snape's quill. Then they slowly returned to the common room. **************************************************************************** ******* Snark returned to his desk and took his quill but it sprang out of his hand and began writing automatically. Snape froze when he saw the writings... "Mr padfoot would like to say a very bad day to Mr snark and that he is an ugly git. Mr prongs would agree with Mr padfoot and would like to say that Mr snark is a unfair, unjust, ridiculous man. Mr moony would like to say that Mr snark is a great fool and is a ruddy old brainless stupid person. Finally Mr wormtail would like to ask Mr snark to wash his slimeball hair."
Snark banged the desk with his fists, which knocked, over the inkbottle causing ink to splutter all over the parchment. This was no good as this caused the writings to have colour effects. He tried the fire charm, water charm, destruction charm but he could not get the parchment to be destroyed or cleaned. Instead it began reading the words aloud. when snark tried a quietus charm it began flying and began moving. It went towards the great hall and snark followed. It reached the hall and hovered at a height beyond his reach. At dinner time it began reading the writing aloud to the whole school. Remus did feel a lot more cheerful.
James and Sirius took the invisibility cloak and covered themselves. They quietly went to the dungeons into snape's office. They tiptoed till his desk where he was sitting and James made the cupboard open magically. As Snark went to the cupboard Sirius put a charm on to snape's quill. Then they slowly returned to the common room. **************************************************************************** ******* Snark returned to his desk and took his quill but it sprang out of his hand and began writing automatically. Snape froze when he saw the writings... "Mr padfoot would like to say a very bad day to Mr snark and that he is an ugly git. Mr prongs would agree with Mr padfoot and would like to say that Mr snark is a unfair, unjust, ridiculous man. Mr moony would like to say that Mr snark is a great fool and is a ruddy old brainless stupid person. Finally Mr wormtail would like to ask Mr snark to wash his slimeball hair."
Snark banged the desk with his fists, which knocked, over the inkbottle causing ink to splutter all over the parchment. This was no good as this caused the writings to have colour effects. He tried the fire charm, water charm, destruction charm but he could not get the parchment to be destroyed or cleaned. Instead it began reading the words aloud. when snark tried a quietus charm it began flying and began moving. It went towards the great hall and snark followed. It reached the hall and hovered at a height beyond his reach. At dinner time it began reading the writing aloud to the whole school. Remus did feel a lot more cheerful.