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After singing Gandalf into submission, Saruman tied the eight up in a corner.
"That'll teach you," he said waving an evil finger at them.
"A b e d f i p, q l s q..." sang Fro gaily until Saruman whacked his head with a breadstick. The hobbit started to cry. "That sure was mean!" he sobbed. Sam scowled and wiggled his arm. "Bad bad bad bad!" he said. "You made Mr. Frodo cry!"
"Well nya nya nya!" said Saruman sticking out his evil tongue. "Buuuuuuuummer! I have to go now, have fun with my orcs!" and with that, he waved evilly and flounced evilly out the door.
"What do we do now?" said Aragorn. "Oh, Gimli! You can eat through the rope!"
"Are you kidding? That's disgusting! Yuck, Aragorn!" said the dwarf making a face. There came a shriek from Legolas. Apparently Frodo had been tied up directly next to him and was trying to lick his hair.
"It's shiny and pretty and tasty!" he said. "Can I have your hair, Ogllavas?"
"NOOOO!!" shrieked the elf. "HELLLLP!"
"Oh, if only Harvey could get his hand free!" said Merry. "He could save us!"
Pippin ground his teeth. "There is no Harvey," he said.
"Hey, orcs!" shouted Sam. The orcs gathered around. "Doi, what?" they said.
"Why did the cheese cross the road?" said Sam. "Ooh, I know this one!" said Fro leaving off of chewing Leggy's hair. "Boo!" Sam and Fro shouted. The orcs shrieked in terror and huddled in a corner opposite.
"Harumph!" said Gandalf in pure unadulterated recognition. "Untie us, or we'll say 'boo' again!"
"Doi, no please, anytink but dat!" wailed the orcs.
"Boo!" chorused the eight, except Fro, who forgot what they were doing and started to cry. The orcs hastily cut the ropes and ran screaming into the night.
"Bad bad bad bad!" said Sam shaking his finger at the door. "You made Mr. Frodo cry!"
Arwen stomped through the hallways until she found the room she was looking for.
"DadEEEEEEEEE!" she screeched. "There was TOO dirt there!" and she burst out sobbing. Elrond looked up from Twister long enough to fall over.
"What, you didn't like it there?" he said balancing a ball on his nose.
"No!" shouted his daughter whacking it. The ball crashed into a bookshelf and knocked it over. Elrond blinked and stopped twirling the hula hoop.
"You really didn't like it that much, huh?" he said pulling out a rubber ball and a handfull of jacks.
Arwen sniffed. Elrond concentrated fiercly on his game. Arwen sniffed harder. Elrond crawled under his desk to try to get the rubber ball that had bounced off. Arwen sniffed so hard she practically turned her face inside out. "Your face is going to stay like that," warned Elrond's muffled voice. Arwen stuck her tongue out.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" shrieked Elrond. Arwen covered her mouth. "TELL ME RIGHT THIS MINUTE THAT YOU DID NOT GET YOUR TONGUE PIERCED!!" he shouted.
"Well it was buy one get two free piercings!" she said. Elrond screamed like a girl and fainted.
After singing Gandalf into submission, Saruman tied the eight up in a corner.
"That'll teach you," he said waving an evil finger at them.
"A b e d f i p, q l s q..." sang Fro gaily until Saruman whacked his head with a breadstick. The hobbit started to cry. "That sure was mean!" he sobbed. Sam scowled and wiggled his arm. "Bad bad bad bad!" he said. "You made Mr. Frodo cry!"
"Well nya nya nya!" said Saruman sticking out his evil tongue. "Buuuuuuuummer! I have to go now, have fun with my orcs!" and with that, he waved evilly and flounced evilly out the door.
"What do we do now?" said Aragorn. "Oh, Gimli! You can eat through the rope!"
"Are you kidding? That's disgusting! Yuck, Aragorn!" said the dwarf making a face. There came a shriek from Legolas. Apparently Frodo had been tied up directly next to him and was trying to lick his hair.
"It's shiny and pretty and tasty!" he said. "Can I have your hair, Ogllavas?"
"NOOOO!!" shrieked the elf. "HELLLLP!"
"Oh, if only Harvey could get his hand free!" said Merry. "He could save us!"
Pippin ground his teeth. "There is no Harvey," he said.
"Hey, orcs!" shouted Sam. The orcs gathered around. "Doi, what?" they said.
"Why did the cheese cross the road?" said Sam. "Ooh, I know this one!" said Fro leaving off of chewing Leggy's hair. "Boo!" Sam and Fro shouted. The orcs shrieked in terror and huddled in a corner opposite.
"Harumph!" said Gandalf in pure unadulterated recognition. "Untie us, or we'll say 'boo' again!"
"Doi, no please, anytink but dat!" wailed the orcs.
"Boo!" chorused the eight, except Fro, who forgot what they were doing and started to cry. The orcs hastily cut the ropes and ran screaming into the night.
"Bad bad bad bad!" said Sam shaking his finger at the door. "You made Mr. Frodo cry!"
Arwen stomped through the hallways until she found the room she was looking for.
"DadEEEEEEEEE!" she screeched. "There was TOO dirt there!" and she burst out sobbing. Elrond looked up from Twister long enough to fall over.
"What, you didn't like it there?" he said balancing a ball on his nose.
"No!" shouted his daughter whacking it. The ball crashed into a bookshelf and knocked it over. Elrond blinked and stopped twirling the hula hoop.
"You really didn't like it that much, huh?" he said pulling out a rubber ball and a handfull of jacks.
Arwen sniffed. Elrond concentrated fiercly on his game. Arwen sniffed harder. Elrond crawled under his desk to try to get the rubber ball that had bounced off. Arwen sniffed so hard she practically turned her face inside out. "Your face is going to stay like that," warned Elrond's muffled voice. Arwen stuck her tongue out.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" shrieked Elrond. Arwen covered her mouth. "TELL ME RIGHT THIS MINUTE THAT YOU DID NOT GET YOUR TONGUE PIERCED!!" he shouted.
"Well it was buy one get two free piercings!" she said. Elrond screamed like a girl and fainted.