Well well, here I go again, hoom hom, hmm. I don't own Tolkien's superb characters. Have I mentioned that? Well, I don't. Ok? Satisfied? Good.
The remaining Fellowship were now free and walking down the road.
"Harvey wants to know where we're going, and I do too!" said Merry. Gandalf gritted his teeth.
"Harumph! If you ask me one more time, I'm going to get very angry at you!"
"Oh, I'll ask for you Amry! Where are we going, Palrfaldf?" said Frodo grinning up at the wizard.
"I don't know!!" screamed Gandalf plugging his ears and chanting "Harumph harumph harumph!"
"Harumph harumph harumph!" sang Frodo in his clear little hobbit voice.
"Harumph!" joined in Sam grinning.
"Harumph harumph harumph!" chimed in Merry.
"Harumph harumph haru-" the three sang, but Gandalf whacked them on the head with his staff and screamed for them to stop.
"That hurt!" sobbed Frodo. Sam shook his finger at the wizard. "Bad bad bad bad!" he said angrily.
"Harvey, are you alright? Harvey? You killed Harvey!" screamed Merry wildly. "He isn't breathing! Someone help him!"
"Oh, harumph!" said Gandalf.
"Strider, do you know mouth to mouth recucitation?" gasped Merry.
"Eew, no!" said Aragorn.
"Someone help!" sobbed Merry.
"I'll help!" shouted Sam heroically. He starting kissing the dirt, or so it looked to anyone who didn't know any better, after each breath stopping to say "Is he alive yet?".
"No! Keep going!" Merry panted. "Don't die, Harvey, I love you! You're my bestest friend in the whole world!"
Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, and Pippin were staring stupified at the hobbits.
"You can save him, Plams!" sobbed Frodo. "I know you can!" Merry fell to the ground.
"It's too late! He's dead! Nooo!" He sobbed wildly. Sam and Frodo immediately did the same.
"What have I done to deserve this?" wailed Gandalf.
"You killed Harvey!" sobbed Merry pointing at Gandalf.
"Bad bad bad bad!" shouted Sam shaking his finger and neglecting to wipe the dirt off his face. Just then, a breeze blew a leaf across the path.
"Look!" cried Frodo.
"Harvey!" cried Merry. "Oh Harvey, you're alive!" He rushed over with his arms outstretched and seemed to hug the air.
"HAAAAAAAAARUUUUUUUMMMMMMPH!" screamed Gandalf, and ran off ahead.
"Wait for me!" shouted Aragorn Gimli and Pippin. Frodo was hugging Legolas's legs so he could only tiptoe.
"Help help!" shouted the elf.
"I'm so happy Harvley is alive! Aren't you, Delfoags?" Fro said.
"Noo!" sobbed the elf.
"Hey, you aren't eating breakfast!" cried the hobbit, his lower lip starting to wobble. "You're dead! Pamrly, Jams! Lavldabos is dead! Save him!"
"I'll save you!" shouted Sam.
"Jam?" said Merry. "Is it blueberry?"
"Legolas has blueberry jam!" shouted Sam gleefully.
"Yummy, will you share?" said Frodo grinning up at the elf.
"AAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!"
The remaining Fellowship were now free and walking down the road.
"Harvey wants to know where we're going, and I do too!" said Merry. Gandalf gritted his teeth.
"Harumph! If you ask me one more time, I'm going to get very angry at you!"
"Oh, I'll ask for you Amry! Where are we going, Palrfaldf?" said Frodo grinning up at the wizard.
"I don't know!!" screamed Gandalf plugging his ears and chanting "Harumph harumph harumph!"
"Harumph harumph harumph!" sang Frodo in his clear little hobbit voice.
"Harumph!" joined in Sam grinning.
"Harumph harumph harumph!" chimed in Merry.
"Harumph harumph haru-" the three sang, but Gandalf whacked them on the head with his staff and screamed for them to stop.
"That hurt!" sobbed Frodo. Sam shook his finger at the wizard. "Bad bad bad bad!" he said angrily.
"Harvey, are you alright? Harvey? You killed Harvey!" screamed Merry wildly. "He isn't breathing! Someone help him!"
"Oh, harumph!" said Gandalf.
"Strider, do you know mouth to mouth recucitation?" gasped Merry.
"Eew, no!" said Aragorn.
"Someone help!" sobbed Merry.
"I'll help!" shouted Sam heroically. He starting kissing the dirt, or so it looked to anyone who didn't know any better, after each breath stopping to say "Is he alive yet?".
"No! Keep going!" Merry panted. "Don't die, Harvey, I love you! You're my bestest friend in the whole world!"
Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, and Pippin were staring stupified at the hobbits.
"You can save him, Plams!" sobbed Frodo. "I know you can!" Merry fell to the ground.
"It's too late! He's dead! Nooo!" He sobbed wildly. Sam and Frodo immediately did the same.
"What have I done to deserve this?" wailed Gandalf.
"You killed Harvey!" sobbed Merry pointing at Gandalf.
"Bad bad bad bad!" shouted Sam shaking his finger and neglecting to wipe the dirt off his face. Just then, a breeze blew a leaf across the path.
"Look!" cried Frodo.
"Harvey!" cried Merry. "Oh Harvey, you're alive!" He rushed over with his arms outstretched and seemed to hug the air.
"HAAAAAAAAARUUUUUUUMMMMMMPH!" screamed Gandalf, and ran off ahead.
"Wait for me!" shouted Aragorn Gimli and Pippin. Frodo was hugging Legolas's legs so he could only tiptoe.
"Help help!" shouted the elf.
"I'm so happy Harvley is alive! Aren't you, Delfoags?" Fro said.
"Noo!" sobbed the elf.
"Hey, you aren't eating breakfast!" cried the hobbit, his lower lip starting to wobble. "You're dead! Pamrly, Jams! Lavldabos is dead! Save him!"
"I'll save you!" shouted Sam.
"Jam?" said Merry. "Is it blueberry?"
"Legolas has blueberry jam!" shouted Sam gleefully.
"Yummy, will you share?" said Frodo grinning up at the elf.
"AAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!"