"Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!" Grumbled Vegeta from his spot on the
end of the couch. It has been two days since he and Bulma had make their
bet and after two days of getting shot down, he was in no mood to out
hunting today. He would have trained, but two days of getting slapped and
kicked in the balls had left him pretty sore.
Bulma wasn't having much luck either. She had been to every bar in town wearing her tightest little black mini skirt, but still no takers.
"Maybe all the bars in town went queer or something." She thought, trying to give a reason to why she was still dateless.
"WOMAN!!"
She heard the scream from the living room and walked in only to find Vegeta spralled on the couch, tugging on the "Do not remove under penaly to law" tag on the cusion.
"Woman, I'm bored."
Bulma rolled her eyes and shrugged.
"Well, what do you expect me to do about it?"
"Nothing, I just thought I'd let you know." Vegeta sighed.
Bulma growled as she sat down, she was bored too. She let out an irritated sigh and reached into her jeans pocket.
"You know, I was saving this for the party, but since we both have nothing better to do..."
She pulled out a long white stick and held it in front of Vegeta.
"That little thing will cure boredom?"
"You'd be surprised. Come on, we can't smoke in here, we have to go down to the basement or Mom will smell it and kill me." She hopped off the couch and headed for the basement, Vegeta followed, still unsure of exactly how a white stick would be entertaining.
Bulma jumped down the last couple stairs and planted herself in an old recliner. She had arranged the basement as a quiet little smoke-out area for her and her friends. Vegeta pulled up an old bar stool and sat down across from her. Bulma put the stick to her lips and lit the end with her 'Bad Girl' zippo. She took a deep breath, held it for a minute and blew a ploom of smoke above Vegeta's head.
"Here, just inhale and hold it in for a few seconds." She coughed, handing the joint to Vegeta.
He followed her intructions and a few seconds later, he was coughing hystericlly. Bulma laughed.
"Take it easy, don't take such big hits or your lungs will cave in."
Still coughing, he passed the joint back to Bulma.
***An hour later***
"Okay, ready?" Vegeta sneered as he locked hands with Bulma.
"Yeah, ready."
"One two three four, I declare a thumb war!"
The two thumb wrestled, twisting around, trying to keep from getting pinned when suddenly Bulma jerked her arm sideways and pulled Vegeta off the rickity bar stool he had been sitting on. He hit the hard basement floor with a "thud."
Bulma tried to keep from laughing.
"Sorry! Are you okay?"
Vegeta just laughed.
"HA, I am a saiya-jin! You couldn't possibly hurt me." He tried to stand up and whinned. "Ow, I think I broke my ass bone." He fell back on the floor on his back, rolling with laughter. Bulma spun around in her relciner, giggling with her arms in the air.
"Man Vegeta, you gotta get stoned with me more often. It's nice having a smoking buddy. Usually I'm down here by myself."
Vegeta made a pouty face. "Well why didn't you ever ask me before?"
"Because you're usually being an ass."
Vegeta was deep in thought for a moment.
"Well, my ass is broken now thanks to you, so now I guess I can't be an ass anymore." He said, matter of factly.
Bulma roared with laughter. The Saiya-jin prince was a lot nicer to be around when he was baked. Bulma took a deep breath and watched Vegeta stand up quickly.
"Hey, I'm hungry."
"Yeah, me too."
The two headed up the stairs to the kitchen. After they were done emptying the contents of all the cubboards, the two headed into the living room. Vegeta immediatly flopped himself on the couch, clutching a Cosco size bag of Gummie Worms and Bulma sat down next to him and grabbed the remote.
***A couple hours later***
"Bulma? You home?" Goku called through the cracked open front door. No answer.
"Vegeta?" He called again and listened. Still no answer. He decide that they were probably somewehre where they couldn't hear him and headed inside to find them. Krillin, who was standing behind him on the front porch, followed.
"Wonder where they are."
Goku thought for a moment and realized that he might be interuppting something. According to what that Trunks kid had said, those two should be getting together fairly soon. He stopped dead in his tracks when he entered the living room. There was the mighty saiya-jin prince, laying on the couch with his head hanging over the edge fast alseep with Bulma laying practiclly on top of him. Goku's grin went ear to ear.
Krillin peaked out from behind Goku so see why he had stopped. He saw what made him stop and could barely contain his laughter.
"Is that not the cutest thing you've ever seen or what?" Goku whispered, making sure that he didn't wake up either of them.
"How in the hell....? Damn, Bulma's pretty brave to be laying on him like that. That's like napping on a sleeping lion." Krillin replied, keeping his voice down.
"A sedated lion is more like it. Look." Goku laughed as he bent down and picked up the roach that Bulma had dropped next to the couch.
"Krillin, we had better get out of here before they wake up or..." He was cut short by a loud yawn coming from Vegeta. Goku and Krillin froze.
Vegeta shifted under the sleeping Bulma, but didn't wake up. Instead, he stretched and wrapped his free arm around Bulma's waist. Goku breathed a sigh of relief and started tip toeing backwards, motioning for Krillin to follow. They turned around to head for the door when Vegeta's voice startled them.
"What the hell are you two doing here?!?"
Goku sweatdropped and Krillin jumped behind him to hide.
"Uh, We were just wondering if you wanted to spar, but we can see that you're busy, we'll come back later, maybe. See ya." Goku said quickly as he and Krillin flew out the front door, slamming it behind them.
Vegeta just rolled his eyes. "Bakas..." He then noticed the reason they were acting so weird. Bulma was still asleep on top of him and he had is arm around her. He immedietly remedied this by standing up and letting Bulma fall to the floor.
"Ow, shit!" Bulma moaned, eyes still closed. She streched and opened her eyes only to see a very angry siaya-jin prince hovering above her.
:"What the hell Vegeta?!?"
"What the hell yourself woman?! Why were you using me as your personal pillow?" He growled.
Bulma rubbed her head and stood up.
"Jeez, sorry! I fell asleep, and....and you're comfy." She muttered under her breath. Vegeta crossed his arms and gave her a super death glare.
"Out of my sight in three seconds...One....Two..."
"Hey! Would you stop being such a jerk for like, a minute. How about, 'Hey, thanks for the smoke-out Bulma' You know that shit isn't easy to come by and...."
Vegeta took a quick step toward her and began to power up. Bulma realized he was more pissed than usual and took this opportunity to leave him alone for a while.
"...I'm gone." She said as she took off running out the front door.
Bulma wasn't having much luck either. She had been to every bar in town wearing her tightest little black mini skirt, but still no takers.
"Maybe all the bars in town went queer or something." She thought, trying to give a reason to why she was still dateless.
"WOMAN!!"
She heard the scream from the living room and walked in only to find Vegeta spralled on the couch, tugging on the "Do not remove under penaly to law" tag on the cusion.
"Woman, I'm bored."
Bulma rolled her eyes and shrugged.
"Well, what do you expect me to do about it?"
"Nothing, I just thought I'd let you know." Vegeta sighed.
Bulma growled as she sat down, she was bored too. She let out an irritated sigh and reached into her jeans pocket.
"You know, I was saving this for the party, but since we both have nothing better to do..."
She pulled out a long white stick and held it in front of Vegeta.
"That little thing will cure boredom?"
"You'd be surprised. Come on, we can't smoke in here, we have to go down to the basement or Mom will smell it and kill me." She hopped off the couch and headed for the basement, Vegeta followed, still unsure of exactly how a white stick would be entertaining.
Bulma jumped down the last couple stairs and planted herself in an old recliner. She had arranged the basement as a quiet little smoke-out area for her and her friends. Vegeta pulled up an old bar stool and sat down across from her. Bulma put the stick to her lips and lit the end with her 'Bad Girl' zippo. She took a deep breath, held it for a minute and blew a ploom of smoke above Vegeta's head.
"Here, just inhale and hold it in for a few seconds." She coughed, handing the joint to Vegeta.
He followed her intructions and a few seconds later, he was coughing hystericlly. Bulma laughed.
"Take it easy, don't take such big hits or your lungs will cave in."
Still coughing, he passed the joint back to Bulma.
***An hour later***
"Okay, ready?" Vegeta sneered as he locked hands with Bulma.
"Yeah, ready."
"One two three four, I declare a thumb war!"
The two thumb wrestled, twisting around, trying to keep from getting pinned when suddenly Bulma jerked her arm sideways and pulled Vegeta off the rickity bar stool he had been sitting on. He hit the hard basement floor with a "thud."
Bulma tried to keep from laughing.
"Sorry! Are you okay?"
Vegeta just laughed.
"HA, I am a saiya-jin! You couldn't possibly hurt me." He tried to stand up and whinned. "Ow, I think I broke my ass bone." He fell back on the floor on his back, rolling with laughter. Bulma spun around in her relciner, giggling with her arms in the air.
"Man Vegeta, you gotta get stoned with me more often. It's nice having a smoking buddy. Usually I'm down here by myself."
Vegeta made a pouty face. "Well why didn't you ever ask me before?"
"Because you're usually being an ass."
Vegeta was deep in thought for a moment.
"Well, my ass is broken now thanks to you, so now I guess I can't be an ass anymore." He said, matter of factly.
Bulma roared with laughter. The Saiya-jin prince was a lot nicer to be around when he was baked. Bulma took a deep breath and watched Vegeta stand up quickly.
"Hey, I'm hungry."
"Yeah, me too."
The two headed up the stairs to the kitchen. After they were done emptying the contents of all the cubboards, the two headed into the living room. Vegeta immediatly flopped himself on the couch, clutching a Cosco size bag of Gummie Worms and Bulma sat down next to him and grabbed the remote.
***A couple hours later***
"Bulma? You home?" Goku called through the cracked open front door. No answer.
"Vegeta?" He called again and listened. Still no answer. He decide that they were probably somewehre where they couldn't hear him and headed inside to find them. Krillin, who was standing behind him on the front porch, followed.
"Wonder where they are."
Goku thought for a moment and realized that he might be interuppting something. According to what that Trunks kid had said, those two should be getting together fairly soon. He stopped dead in his tracks when he entered the living room. There was the mighty saiya-jin prince, laying on the couch with his head hanging over the edge fast alseep with Bulma laying practiclly on top of him. Goku's grin went ear to ear.
Krillin peaked out from behind Goku so see why he had stopped. He saw what made him stop and could barely contain his laughter.
"Is that not the cutest thing you've ever seen or what?" Goku whispered, making sure that he didn't wake up either of them.
"How in the hell....? Damn, Bulma's pretty brave to be laying on him like that. That's like napping on a sleeping lion." Krillin replied, keeping his voice down.
"A sedated lion is more like it. Look." Goku laughed as he bent down and picked up the roach that Bulma had dropped next to the couch.
"Krillin, we had better get out of here before they wake up or..." He was cut short by a loud yawn coming from Vegeta. Goku and Krillin froze.
Vegeta shifted under the sleeping Bulma, but didn't wake up. Instead, he stretched and wrapped his free arm around Bulma's waist. Goku breathed a sigh of relief and started tip toeing backwards, motioning for Krillin to follow. They turned around to head for the door when Vegeta's voice startled them.
"What the hell are you two doing here?!?"
Goku sweatdropped and Krillin jumped behind him to hide.
"Uh, We were just wondering if you wanted to spar, but we can see that you're busy, we'll come back later, maybe. See ya." Goku said quickly as he and Krillin flew out the front door, slamming it behind them.
Vegeta just rolled his eyes. "Bakas..." He then noticed the reason they were acting so weird. Bulma was still asleep on top of him and he had is arm around her. He immedietly remedied this by standing up and letting Bulma fall to the floor.
"Ow, shit!" Bulma moaned, eyes still closed. She streched and opened her eyes only to see a very angry siaya-jin prince hovering above her.
:"What the hell Vegeta?!?"
"What the hell yourself woman?! Why were you using me as your personal pillow?" He growled.
Bulma rubbed her head and stood up.
"Jeez, sorry! I fell asleep, and....and you're comfy." She muttered under her breath. Vegeta crossed his arms and gave her a super death glare.
"Out of my sight in three seconds...One....Two..."
"Hey! Would you stop being such a jerk for like, a minute. How about, 'Hey, thanks for the smoke-out Bulma' You know that shit isn't easy to come by and...."
Vegeta took a quick step toward her and began to power up. Bulma realized he was more pissed than usual and took this opportunity to leave him alone for a while.
"...I'm gone." She said as she took off running out the front door.