Disclaimer: I still don't own anything. Don't hurt me. Hurting people isn't nice, at that is why cheese is tasty!!
Author's note: Well, its about time I got to update this thing, and I hope you didn't think that was it last chapter. We just couldn't leave it alone! We,
being me (Megan,) and Jess have the entire thing written, its just I'm putting it in paragraph form for your reading pleasure! Now, Jess has a few things to say.
"I wasn't really saying that he drinks or whatever. It just seemed like it because that's what he was acting like. and the stripping thing was NOT my idea!"
To find out what the whole stripping thing is about its my idea and its in later chapters!!
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The door bell rang at the Lynn residence and Jess, being the only one awake ran to the door and opened it revealing no one else but Jhonen V. She looked up at him,
her jaw dropped. "Are you okay?" he asked.
"Um....... yeah. What are you doing here?"
"Just passing by to ask what you meant," Jhonen replied. "May I come in?"
"Sure! Come with me to the computer room. I'm sure Megan will be suprised to know you've came here," Jess said as she lead the way to her family's office containing the
family computer full of entertainment for hours. "Have a seat," she said, pointing to a chair at the other desk in the office. He grabbed the chair and sat next to her.
He figured he had nothing better to do, considering he was some what stuck on the east coast untill he can get a flight back home.
Seeing the Instant Messenger window with the same names and text as the one at the GIR fan's house, he doubled over in his seat. Jess looked down at the unconscious
animator. Unsure on what do, she impulsivley told her friend on the other side of the computer. Megan replied telling her to greet him on her behalf. Jess said no,
considering he couldn't hear her. Megan decided she would have to take matters into her own hands.
Running out of her house, Megan felt a tingle pulse through her veins. A grin sprawled across her face as she jumped into the air and glided down the road. She had
author-ey powers!! Thinking aloud; Megan said, "But this must mean....... Jess must have them!! YEEEEE!!!" Megan crashed through the window of Jessica's house and landed on Jhonen.
"ARE YOU NUTS?" Jess yelled.
"Nah, I'm just mildly insane," Megan replied getting off of the unconscious man. She looked out the window and saw a pair of glinting eyes. "Who's that?"
Jess opened the window and saw Tim, a Sophmore from her school. He was crying. "What's wrong?"
"YOU KILLED HIM!!," Tim yelled, anger at the sight of his idol knocked out on the floor.
Megan crouched down Jhonen and poked him in the head, "He seems fine, just sleepey!"
"Why hast thou forsaken me so?" Tim yelled.
Jhonen's eyes squinted then bulged at the sight of three people he didn't know looking over him. "I LIKES YOU!" Megan yelled huging the confused man on the
floor. She helped him up before he was tackled by the over enthusiastic Tim.
"JHONEN!! YOUR ALIVE!!" Tim yelled at the confused man, with his confusion growing even more by the minute.
"BACK OFF, HE'S MINE!!," Megan yelled pulling a swiss army knive and pointing it at Tim.
"But he likes me!"
"NO I DON'T!! GET OFF OF ME!!................ please?"
"NEVER," Tim yelled. He squeezed the poor man untill Megan thrusted her knife through his back.
"Thank you........ uh....."
"Megan, and she's Jess," Megan said, pointing at, well, Jess.
"What about meee?" Tim stood up witht he knife still implanted into his back.
"I thought you were dead!" Jess said.
Jhonen's eyes flare red and he zaps Tim to a crisp. Tim immideatly regenerates, but without the knife in his back. "DIE ALREADY," Jhonen yelled in frustration.
Tim pounces on Jhonen to embrace him in another death lock of a hug.
Megan heaved a sigh, drew another knife from no where and exclaimed "BACK OFF!"
"But he likes meeeeee!"
"Why not let your poor, poor victim decide." Megan looked at Tim, then to Jhonen, "Well do you?"
"Is death an option?"
"Here's a knife," Megan said, while Tim and Jess yelled "NO!!"
"Well then neither of you.... people," He stated.
Jess looked at him and said, "Well you can't just say that!"
Jhonen looked at her skeptically and murmered, "Make me say diffrent."
"DANCE WITH ME JHONEN!!" Megan yelled, grabbing Jhonen's wrists and forcing him to do something somewhat resembling a dance. Jess went to the stereo
conveniently located in the room and played 'The Time Warp' from the Rocky Horror Soundtrack.
"It's just a jump to the left!"
"And then a step to the riiiiight!"
"Put your hands on your hips!"
"And your knees in tiiiight!"
"Well its the pelvic thruuuusts!, and it's those that drive you insay-ay-aay-aay-ane!"
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!"
"C'mon Jhonen," Megan said dragging Jhonen to dance in the small room.
"This is a fate worse then death," Jhonen mumbled.
"No, Britney Spears is worse then death!" Jess yelled, then proceded to change the music to the radio, where of course, Britney is being over played.
Everyone in the room, even Tim began screaching due to the pain in their ears. Zim fell through the ceilng and yelled "MY SQUEEDLY SPOOCH!!"
"Hiya Zim!" Megan said. Being repulsed by the bad music, Megan went and changed the music to one of her CD's of Burned or downloaded music. She played
A-Ha's 'Take On Me.' She found a Microphone and sang along to the old 80's tune. "Talkin' away, I dunno what I'm say, I'll say it anyway, today is not my day to
find you shyin' away! I'll be comin' for you love okay?" At the last part, she pointed to Jhonen, who looked at her as if to say 'I am going to hurt you.' "Taaaaake
on me!"
Jess did the back vocals by saying "Take on me" like an echo.
"Taaaaaaake me on!"
"Take on me"
"I'll Be gone, in A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!"
Jess ran over and changed the music to Good Charlotte.
Everyone began to sing along to the familliar tune. "Always see it on t.v.
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the rolling stone
Talkin'about how hard life can be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall...
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
Think we should rob them!"
"You just dissed on yourself really badly," Jess said grinning.
Jhonen replied happilly with a "YUP!"
Megan walked up to him and gave him a big hug. "Don't worry, I do it all the time!" She proceded to change the music to Papa Roach's Love Hate Tragedy,
just as Nny opened the door.
"Human behavior, peculliur it seems, some thrive on hate, some love and dream, everyones got a purpose and wants to be loved," Megan sang sweetly.
"Not another fanfic waiting to happen, is it?" Johnny asked Jess.
Jess, "uh huh!"
Megan walked up to Johnny and sang "I've think I've found my perpose, I think I've found love!" She stepped away from a rather scared Johnny and sang
"hid inside myself, hid inside inside myself."
"May I leave now?" Johnny asked.
"Nope, your stuck here because I have Author-ey powers!" Jess said.
"Tragedeey! Thrives when you least expected, Tragedeeey! Thrives when you least expected!" Megan sang louder, slightly pissed by the fact people were
talking in her performance. "Hate and destruction crash down on our world, the stars and the stripes the boys and our girls! Said it took a war just to bring us
together, I belive in love, I belive in forever! Hid inside myself."
Johnny interupted saying "Dumb"
Megan went on, her eyes began to glow red as she sang "Hid inside, inside myself."
Zim thought the insult was directed towrds him and yelled "You dare insult the ALMIGHTY ZIM?!"
Megan kept going, despite her anger swelling inside her like a swarm of angry bees. Bees are scary. "Traaaaaaaageeeeeeedyyyyy! thrives when you least
expected, TRaaaaageeeeeeedyyyy! trives when you least expected!"
Johnny looked at Zim with a look of disgust. "Yeah....... Right."
Jessica had a great idea. "Their is only one way to solve this....."
Everyone but Megan asked "What?!?!"
Megan, on the other hand, kept singing, "Better run, better run, for you lives, for you lives, shed a tear, shed a tear LEEEEEMMEEEEE FEAAAAAR!"
Jess yelled "CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH RIPOFF!!!!!!!" She proceded to transport everyone outside to an outdoor arena that was a replica of the deathmatch
ring. Megans mind flared to a neon yellow then back to red. That was about it. She some what had snaped. She went on to yell "DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!
JUST BECAUSE ONE GUY WALKS IN THE ROOM, EVERYONE GETS DISTRACTED!!" She gasped for breath and yelled some more "ALL I WANT
IS A LITTLE RESPECT WHILE I SING A FUCKING SONG!" Everyone stopped, scared of what was to happen next. Megan climbed into the middle of the
ring. She looked at the small crowd and asked, "Now, who here would like to piss me off a little more while I'm angry and on a sugar rush?"
The moron Tim decided to pull a very stupid stunt. He yelled "MEEEEEEEEE!!"
Megan drew a sword this time from thin air, pounced on Tim, and thrusted it down his throat. "Any more takers?" Megan asked. Crickets chirped in the spring
evening. "I thought so."
Tom resurected himself yet again.
"Why won't you die?" Jess asked.
"I did, multipule times," He replied.
"Die and don't come back," Jhonen said.
"I bugged satan into making me into a waste lock!"
"Oh dear," Johnny said.
Megan looked at Tim and stated, "If you don't leave, we'll only get insane-er."
Jhonen went as far as to add, "And we really don't need that."
With an idea and explosives, Megan walked up to Tim, slaped something on his back and said, "Lets all try to get along!" She skipped away then pressed
a button on her watch. Tim exploded, then managed to re-confiugure himself. Megan's face went from a sinister grin to a terrified tremmor. "JOHNNY!
I have a bit of an idea. Come here."
Johnny immideatly obeyed and came over to hear the idea of the red headed author. He smiled and nodded in agreement. That idea was brilliant.
Megan pulled out a gun and shot Nny in the head, starting phase one of the plan.
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Thats if for now people! I'm sorry if the spacing was screwed up. Please review now!
Author's note: Well, its about time I got to update this thing, and I hope you didn't think that was it last chapter. We just couldn't leave it alone! We,
being me (Megan,) and Jess have the entire thing written, its just I'm putting it in paragraph form for your reading pleasure! Now, Jess has a few things to say.
"I wasn't really saying that he drinks or whatever. It just seemed like it because that's what he was acting like. and the stripping thing was NOT my idea!"
To find out what the whole stripping thing is about its my idea and its in later chapters!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~
The door bell rang at the Lynn residence and Jess, being the only one awake ran to the door and opened it revealing no one else but Jhonen V. She looked up at him,
her jaw dropped. "Are you okay?" he asked.
"Um....... yeah. What are you doing here?"
"Just passing by to ask what you meant," Jhonen replied. "May I come in?"
"Sure! Come with me to the computer room. I'm sure Megan will be suprised to know you've came here," Jess said as she lead the way to her family's office containing the
family computer full of entertainment for hours. "Have a seat," she said, pointing to a chair at the other desk in the office. He grabbed the chair and sat next to her.
He figured he had nothing better to do, considering he was some what stuck on the east coast untill he can get a flight back home.
Seeing the Instant Messenger window with the same names and text as the one at the GIR fan's house, he doubled over in his seat. Jess looked down at the unconscious
animator. Unsure on what do, she impulsivley told her friend on the other side of the computer. Megan replied telling her to greet him on her behalf. Jess said no,
considering he couldn't hear her. Megan decided she would have to take matters into her own hands.
Running out of her house, Megan felt a tingle pulse through her veins. A grin sprawled across her face as she jumped into the air and glided down the road. She had
author-ey powers!! Thinking aloud; Megan said, "But this must mean....... Jess must have them!! YEEEEE!!!" Megan crashed through the window of Jessica's house and landed on Jhonen.
"ARE YOU NUTS?" Jess yelled.
"Nah, I'm just mildly insane," Megan replied getting off of the unconscious man. She looked out the window and saw a pair of glinting eyes. "Who's that?"
Jess opened the window and saw Tim, a Sophmore from her school. He was crying. "What's wrong?"
"YOU KILLED HIM!!," Tim yelled, anger at the sight of his idol knocked out on the floor.
Megan crouched down Jhonen and poked him in the head, "He seems fine, just sleepey!"
"Why hast thou forsaken me so?" Tim yelled.
Jhonen's eyes squinted then bulged at the sight of three people he didn't know looking over him. "I LIKES YOU!" Megan yelled huging the confused man on the
floor. She helped him up before he was tackled by the over enthusiastic Tim.
"JHONEN!! YOUR ALIVE!!" Tim yelled at the confused man, with his confusion growing even more by the minute.
"BACK OFF, HE'S MINE!!," Megan yelled pulling a swiss army knive and pointing it at Tim.
"But he likes me!"
"NO I DON'T!! GET OFF OF ME!!................ please?"
"NEVER," Tim yelled. He squeezed the poor man untill Megan thrusted her knife through his back.
"Thank you........ uh....."
"Megan, and she's Jess," Megan said, pointing at, well, Jess.
"What about meee?" Tim stood up witht he knife still implanted into his back.
"I thought you were dead!" Jess said.
Jhonen's eyes flare red and he zaps Tim to a crisp. Tim immideatly regenerates, but without the knife in his back. "DIE ALREADY," Jhonen yelled in frustration.
Tim pounces on Jhonen to embrace him in another death lock of a hug.
Megan heaved a sigh, drew another knife from no where and exclaimed "BACK OFF!"
"But he likes meeeeee!"
"Why not let your poor, poor victim decide." Megan looked at Tim, then to Jhonen, "Well do you?"
"Is death an option?"
"Here's a knife," Megan said, while Tim and Jess yelled "NO!!"
"Well then neither of you.... people," He stated.
Jess looked at him and said, "Well you can't just say that!"
Jhonen looked at her skeptically and murmered, "Make me say diffrent."
"DANCE WITH ME JHONEN!!" Megan yelled, grabbing Jhonen's wrists and forcing him to do something somewhat resembling a dance. Jess went to the stereo
conveniently located in the room and played 'The Time Warp' from the Rocky Horror Soundtrack.
"It's just a jump to the left!"
"And then a step to the riiiiight!"
"Put your hands on your hips!"
"And your knees in tiiiight!"
"Well its the pelvic thruuuusts!, and it's those that drive you insay-ay-aay-aay-ane!"
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!"
"C'mon Jhonen," Megan said dragging Jhonen to dance in the small room.
"This is a fate worse then death," Jhonen mumbled.
"No, Britney Spears is worse then death!" Jess yelled, then proceded to change the music to the radio, where of course, Britney is being over played.
Everyone in the room, even Tim began screaching due to the pain in their ears. Zim fell through the ceilng and yelled "MY SQUEEDLY SPOOCH!!"
"Hiya Zim!" Megan said. Being repulsed by the bad music, Megan went and changed the music to one of her CD's of Burned or downloaded music. She played
A-Ha's 'Take On Me.' She found a Microphone and sang along to the old 80's tune. "Talkin' away, I dunno what I'm say, I'll say it anyway, today is not my day to
find you shyin' away! I'll be comin' for you love okay?" At the last part, she pointed to Jhonen, who looked at her as if to say 'I am going to hurt you.' "Taaaaake
on me!"
Jess did the back vocals by saying "Take on me" like an echo.
"Taaaaaaake me on!"
"Take on me"
"I'll Be gone, in A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!"
Jess ran over and changed the music to Good Charlotte.
Everyone began to sing along to the familliar tune. "Always see it on t.v.
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the rolling stone
Talkin'about how hard life can be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall...
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
Think we should rob them!"
"You just dissed on yourself really badly," Jess said grinning.
Jhonen replied happilly with a "YUP!"
Megan walked up to him and gave him a big hug. "Don't worry, I do it all the time!" She proceded to change the music to Papa Roach's Love Hate Tragedy,
just as Nny opened the door.
"Human behavior, peculliur it seems, some thrive on hate, some love and dream, everyones got a purpose and wants to be loved," Megan sang sweetly.
"Not another fanfic waiting to happen, is it?" Johnny asked Jess.
Jess, "uh huh!"
Megan walked up to Johnny and sang "I've think I've found my perpose, I think I've found love!" She stepped away from a rather scared Johnny and sang
"hid inside myself, hid inside inside myself."
"May I leave now?" Johnny asked.
"Nope, your stuck here because I have Author-ey powers!" Jess said.
"Tragedeey! Thrives when you least expected, Tragedeeey! Thrives when you least expected!" Megan sang louder, slightly pissed by the fact people were
talking in her performance. "Hate and destruction crash down on our world, the stars and the stripes the boys and our girls! Said it took a war just to bring us
together, I belive in love, I belive in forever! Hid inside myself."
Johnny interupted saying "Dumb"
Megan went on, her eyes began to glow red as she sang "Hid inside, inside myself."
Zim thought the insult was directed towrds him and yelled "You dare insult the ALMIGHTY ZIM?!"
Megan kept going, despite her anger swelling inside her like a swarm of angry bees. Bees are scary. "Traaaaaaaageeeeeeedyyyyy! thrives when you least
expected, TRaaaaageeeeeeedyyyy! trives when you least expected!"
Johnny looked at Zim with a look of disgust. "Yeah....... Right."
Jessica had a great idea. "Their is only one way to solve this....."
Everyone but Megan asked "What?!?!"
Megan, on the other hand, kept singing, "Better run, better run, for you lives, for you lives, shed a tear, shed a tear LEEEEEMMEEEEE FEAAAAAR!"
Jess yelled "CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH RIPOFF!!!!!!!" She proceded to transport everyone outside to an outdoor arena that was a replica of the deathmatch
ring. Megans mind flared to a neon yellow then back to red. That was about it. She some what had snaped. She went on to yell "DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!
JUST BECAUSE ONE GUY WALKS IN THE ROOM, EVERYONE GETS DISTRACTED!!" She gasped for breath and yelled some more "ALL I WANT
IS A LITTLE RESPECT WHILE I SING A FUCKING SONG!" Everyone stopped, scared of what was to happen next. Megan climbed into the middle of the
ring. She looked at the small crowd and asked, "Now, who here would like to piss me off a little more while I'm angry and on a sugar rush?"
The moron Tim decided to pull a very stupid stunt. He yelled "MEEEEEEEEE!!"
Megan drew a sword this time from thin air, pounced on Tim, and thrusted it down his throat. "Any more takers?" Megan asked. Crickets chirped in the spring
evening. "I thought so."
Tom resurected himself yet again.
"Why won't you die?" Jess asked.
"I did, multipule times," He replied.
"Die and don't come back," Jhonen said.
"I bugged satan into making me into a waste lock!"
"Oh dear," Johnny said.
Megan looked at Tim and stated, "If you don't leave, we'll only get insane-er."
Jhonen went as far as to add, "And we really don't need that."
With an idea and explosives, Megan walked up to Tim, slaped something on his back and said, "Lets all try to get along!" She skipped away then pressed
a button on her watch. Tim exploded, then managed to re-confiugure himself. Megan's face went from a sinister grin to a terrified tremmor. "JOHNNY!
I have a bit of an idea. Come here."
Johnny immideatly obeyed and came over to hear the idea of the red headed author. He smiled and nodded in agreement. That idea was brilliant.
Megan pulled out a gun and shot Nny in the head, starting phase one of the plan.
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Thats if for now people! I'm sorry if the spacing was screwed up. Please review now!