Disclaimer: Please. It pains me very much so to say that I don't own Jhonen V and all his little minions. Poor me.

Authors Notes: ZADR! Not much, but it does make an appearance here. Read at your own risk. I dare you! DOOO IIIIIIT!!
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Zim look angered at what Megan had done to Johnny. Being concetied as Zim is, he yelled "NO ONE RIDDICULES AN IRKEN INVADER AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE,
WHY DID YOOU GET TO KILL HIM?"

Megan heaved a sigh and said "Because its part of a plan me and Johnny worked out."

"What is this plan, tell me, TELL MEEEEEEEE!!!" Jhonen's eyes were pleading.

Dib flew through the already shatered window and said, "Zim, I made fun of you in every eppisode!"

Megan had an idea, and a need to divert attention from a corpse and another pilot error that involved a window. "TRUTH OR DARE TIME!! TO THE LIVING ROOM!!" She
lead the small crowd to Jess's livingroom to play the aformentioned game. Everyone made themselves comfortable, untill Megan broke the silence and yelled "Truth or Dare Jhonen?"

"Nice knowing you," Jess said. She knew that Megan was........ good at this game.

Jhonen, not wanting to feel weak against his own creations and two fans, spoke "dare."

"STRIP STARK NAKED!!"

While tugging his trousers off, Jhonen mumbled "Your evil, you know that?"

Megan grined and said "Yup!"

Jhonen had an idea of his own. Vengence. "TIM!! TRUTH OR DARE?"

Tim came from the computer room with a tear stained face. "Truth."

"Have you ever stalked me?"

"No," Tim said. Everyone laughed. His face went red. "Okay.... maybe once.... or twice....."

"I KNEW IT!!"

Johnny comes from computer room with a leather jacket on and a band aid on his head. He jestures to be quiet. He comes up behind Tim and.....

"AAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEKK!!" Tim fell to the floor for the last time. For awhile.
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I'm sorry this chapter is so short. Me and Jess are working on a sequel. Don't stop reveiwing. We like reviews. alot!