Own nothing.

Well, we've been slaving over stuff....... Me and Jess have been working on the sequel already. Yeah. I know. Were stoopid. ^_^
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Everyone cheered at the sight of Tim dead on the floor. Megan thanked him while Jess quickly summoned a quick Hallelujah chorus. Megan was so relieved, she even said
"For that one, you get to dare somebody next!"

Johnny looked around the room and decided, "I could be nice and let Jhonen go, but I don't feel nice today." Megan burst into laughter untill Johnny glared at her which instantly made her shut up. "Dib."

"What?"

"What do you think? Truth or Dare," Johnny stated.

"Oh, then I'll take..... umm.......... how about a Dare?" Dib didn't know what he was getting into.

An evil grin splashed across Johnny's face. "I dare you to act out a scene from an infamous ZADR!"

Smiles sprawled onto Megan and Jess's face. "WHICH ONE?" Megan yelled.

"How 'bout Revenge On The Tallest?" Jess suggested.

Johnny looked a bit confused, not knowing what the hell the two authors were speaking about. "Why not just kiss each other, it would make it much easier for everone."

Dib grabbed Zim by the scruff then pulled him in for a slopy lip lock. They both stared each other really funny in the eyes. Then Dib said "That wasn't that bad..."

"For once Dib monkey, I agree," Zim said. They went in for another, more passionate kiss.

"GET A ROOM!" Megan yelled.

Zim grabbed Dib's wrist and they headed towards Jess's room. "NOT IN THEIR" she yelled.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! GO FOR DANA'S!!" Megan yelled. Dana is Jess's little sisters room.

"I guess it's Johnny's turn again," Jess said.

"Why can't somebody pick me?" Jhonen asked, growing cold, considering he still hasn't had another turn and.... well... he's still holding up his dare.

"Oh, lets see here, you killed and tormented me...." Johnny began. He paused to think then remembered he had to do soemthing. "JESS! Truth or Dare?"

"Truth. do you really think i'm dumb enough to take dares from you?"

"Really, I don't know. So, what is your worst fear?"

Jess knew she couldn't avoid this one, so she quickly blurted out "1. heights 2.needles 3. large groups of dumb, preppy cheerleaders."

Megan, who was sitting next to Jess whispered "pick meeeeeeee........... pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

Jess sighed and said, "Well....... I should be nice and pick Jhonen..... but I'm not. MEGAN!"

Jhonen looked megan straight in the eyes. "I hate you."

Megan grinned psycotically and screamed "I HATE YOU TOO!!!"

Jessica sniffed and said, "So touching........... Oh yeah, megan, truth or dare?"

"DARE!"

"I dare you to....... Go take a picture of Dib and Zim right now!"

Megan grabbed a poaroid camera and dashed up the stairs. One minute later, she came down with a picture of Zim and Dib doing it Doggy style, Zim on top. Everyone but Jessica and Megan screamed. "Now I get to dare somebody!"

"NOT JHONEN!" Jess yelled.

"Fine then, take a dare!"

"No, look at what you made Jhonen do!"

Megan went super bitch. Her eyes glowed red, her hair turned to flame and she grew taller thinner, and her clothes faded to a sleek black dress. "TAKE THE FUCKING DARE!"

Jess knew she could play this game too. Her clothes turned to a purple and ice blue dress and grows just as tall, has wings. "I have authory powers too, you know."

Megan grew angrier. Fangs sprout, legs turn to sycthes and a spiked tail protrudes. "And I have an insane imagination. JUST TAKE THE DARE!"

Jess froze the ground right up to Megan's feet. "Just promise me you won't do anything cruel."

"I won't!" Megan shrank down to her normal size and figure then pulled a cookie from nowhere. "I dare you to eat a cookie!"

Jess went to normal, took the cookie, then investigated it. "Whats in it?"

"Chocolate chips."

Now the author is too lazy and the rest of the story from here on is gonna be in script form! yay!

Jess: Okay. *eats cookie* I thought you were going to make me kiss Jhonen or something!

Megan: That was my original idea.......... but I like irony better!

Jess: Oh dear. Why did i know that?

Jhonen: Thats not fair! I have to stay naked, and she eats a cookie!

Megan: Sounds about right.

Zim and Dib: *come down the stairs holding hands*

Jess: My turn to dare somebody!

Zim: THANK YOU JHONEN FOR GIVING ME THESE ORGANS BELOW MY WAIST!!!

Jess: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

Everyone besides Zim and dib: *stares*

Jess: I dare Zim and Dib to get married right now!

~A few hours later~

Johnny: I now pronounce you husband..... eeeer.... husband?

Zim&Dib: *lip lock*

Megan: ZIM!! Dare somebody.

Jhonen: Dare me or I erase your genitalia!

Zim: EEEEP!! Jhonen-human, truth or dare?

Jhonen: Truth.

Zim: Do you resemble Tallest Red and Roman Dirge resemble Tallest Purple in relationship of the Irken armada to the animation crew for invader zim?

Jhonen: O_O

Zim: Do i resemble the kid that photocopys story boards who really wants to draw them?

Dib: Who is planning your assassination?

Zim: TELL MEEEEE!!

Jhonen: He is? That backstabbing jerk!

Megan: I'm confused.

Jhonen: *borrows one of Nny's knives, drives off, then comes back with blood on the end of it* That kid will never get me...... Oh yeah, and Zim, NO!

Jhonen: And who do you think i will dare?

Megan: ME!! DARE DARE DARE!!!

Jhonen: MEGAN!!! YOU CAUSED ME GREAT HUMILIATION AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY!!!*Satan-esque voice*

Megan: I GET TO PAY NOW!! YAY!!

Jhonen: As you wish....

Megan: I wish for a kite!

Jess: You have authory powers, get your own kite!

Megan: Nooooooo! He said as I wish! I said my wish and now I want a kite! I DEMAND a kite!

Jhonen: Okay, take that kite, tie a key to the end and fly it in a thunderstorm!

*thunder, rain, and lighnting dumps into the sky*

Megan: YAY! *Puts on a rubber suit, runs outside, flies the kite, then runs back inside, grinning. Takes off the rubber suit*

Jhonen: * crying in frustration*

Jess: *looks sympathetically at Jhonen* Maybe you should be more specific next time.

Megan: JOHNNY! Truth or Dare!

Johnny: I've just re-visited hell, so a dare won't seem so bad.

Megan: I dare you to.......

GIR: *awakens, he's been sleeping in the corner the whole time. How cute!* WHAT?

Megan: Hm..........

GIR: WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!

Megan: *grabs GIR and throws him out the window, where he is run over by Devi and Tenna* I dare Johnny to eat this cookie! *pulls out a cookie covered in lint and goo.... mission goo!*

Johnny: *takes the cookie and looks at it really closely*

MEANWHILE! In Devi's car......

Tenna: oooh! party! Let's go inside!

Devi: What if Nny's in there?

Tenna: What are the odds of that?

Tenna: Look! there's even a convienient hole in the wall for us to go in! *grabs Devi's wrist and drags her inside*

Johnny: *engulfs the cookie whole and nearly gags as Devi and Tenna climb into GIR's crash*

Megan: WAIT JOHNNY!

Devi: oh, no! EEWWWW! THAT'S GROSS!!

Johnny: But I jus-

Megan: GO GIVE DEVI A HUG!!!

Johnny: *goes and hugs Devi, who is terrified*

Devi: I feel sick.....

Jhonen: We know....

Devi: This is all YOUR fault! someone dare him to strip until his next turn!!

Jess: Megan already did that.

Megan: Hiyeeeeeee!! Sit down! *hovers* Lets play something else...

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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! I leave you in suspense! ^_^ Or not. Either way, review! Were workin' on a sequeal. Its gonna be called the Seagull. REVIEW!!