Nothing is owned. -_-
Another chapter of dementia! Whoo! Jessica thinks that Jhonen wants to kill her. Isn't that pleasent? She also claims that Tim is bassed on somebody in her school.
Scary, ain't it? o_0
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Megan: *hovering over the floor* I'm bored. *somersaults in mid air* Lets do something else.
Jess: TWISTER!!
Megan: Nah........ Zim has his mech legs, its not a fair fight. How about..........
GIR: WHAT?!?!?!?!!!
Megan: Bop it! JHONEN IS IT!!
*everyone magically gets an inflatable mallet, like the ones from six flags*
Megan: *bops Jhonen from mid-air*
*everybody bops Jhonen, just because its fun!*
Jhonen: *glasses are strewn on the floor, they fell off sometime when being boped, so his eyes are all squinty like this! _* OOOW!!
Jess: Wuss! Their filled with air!
Megan: STOP!! *goes down, gets Jhonen's glasses, fixes them, puts them on his face* JESS IS IT NOW!!
*everyone bops Jess in a frenzy*
Jess: *takes the hammers and bops everyone else* MEGAN IS IT!!
Megan: *hovers above every one else* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Jess: *gives everyone flying capabilities*
Megan: Oh SHIT!! *flies straight up through the ceiling then to the Eastfeild mall*
*everyone trail her, then lands in the food court*
Devi: Now where do we look?
Jhonen: Shouldn't we just split up?
GIR: I WANNA GO IN ABBERCROMBIE!!!
Zim: No GIR, no abercombie. Its disgusting in there!
Jess: And I doubt Megan would be in there.
Tenna: Lets go!
*everyone splits up and scours almost every store........*
~3 hours later, back in the food court~
Jhonen: Unless she's invisible, I didn't see her.
Dib: She didn't even touch the marshmellow peeps in CVS!!
Johnny: None of the power tools in Sears moved an inch.
GIR: There was a funny lady in abercrombie fitch!!! She said for me not to say nuthin! She got boots! She gave me tacos! ^_^
Devi: Did she loose it?
Jess: It's been gone for awhile....
Jhonen: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WAITING FOR!!
Tenna: Oh yeah!
*everyone one runs to abercombie and rampages through the store, damaging as much stuff as possible and finding nothing but a pile of megan's..... hair?*
Jess: What the-
GIR: HAIR!!! *eats the hair*
Johnny: Anybody hear that?
Jhonen: Hear what?
Johnny: SHHH!
*the Witch Doctor Song can be heard in the distance*
Jess: THE DDR!!
Devi: The wha-
Jess:*runs to the arcade where everyone follows her.*
*everyone Ooohs and Aaahs at Megan and Senior Diablo's Freestyle techniques on the DDR.*
Megan: *turns around* oh shit! *everyone is behind her*
Tenna: Why did you do that to your hair?
Megan: *points to senior Diablo, who is on the other floor pad* The Devil made to do it!! *flys through roof*
Senior Diablo: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Devi: Weren't we doing something?
Jess: GET HER!!
*the group soars out of the roofs hole, then into the early morning sky*
Jhonen: Look! Over there at McDonalds!
Dib: So what? It's just some lady trying to calm a crying child. It happens all the time.
Zim: Isn't it obvios my love-dib-monkey? If the Megan best scares you, think of how much she scares small children!
GIR: She's not scary, she's nice like, like a big scary moose, thats not all scary once you give 'em a great big hug!!
Johnny: Shouldn't we get going?
Jess: Oh yeah!
~Five Minutes Later in McDonalds~
Jhonen: I think were forgeting something... *takes a bite out of his Big Mac*
Devi: *points french fry at him* You know, I think your right. *dips french fry into ketchup then eats it*
GIR: I's gonna play wit da crazy invincable lady in da ball pit! *runs to play scape where the play balls seem to be flying on there own*
Jess: *nearly gags on a chicken McNugget* SHIT!!
Megan: *fades to appear again* Didja miss me?
Jhonen: *pulls out inflatable boping mallet* I don't plan on missing anything.
GIR: LETS GO PLAY IN THE BALL PIT!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone follows the screaching GIR to the ball pit, where Megan sits smiling insanely*
Zim: It is my priveli-NO! Its my DUTY as an invader to quothe 'bop' her first.
*GIR and Megan laugh insanely*
Johnny: Your about to be boped incredibly hard. That means pain. Why are you laughing?
Megan&GIR: *screaming* ZIM SAID DOODIE!!!!!
*Before anyone can say anything sarcastic, Megan launches herself straight through the glass encasing of the play pit.*
Megan: THEY'LL BE DISTRACTED BEFORE THEY FIND ME!! *flys northbound. Very north bound*
~everyone else~
Devi: Why the hell hasn't she sto-
Jhonen: MOOSE!!! *points at moose in the woods, everyone is distracted*
Tenna: But the only place where moose live in the US and can actually thrive in the wild is........
Jess: Maine?
Dib: Hey..... this is where Big Foots uncle lives!
Devi: Speaking of big foot, Megan flew into the woods a few minutes ago.
Dib: What does Megan have to do with big foot?
Megan: NOTHING! ABSOLUTLY NOTHING! YOU STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!! *(Kuni reverence from UHF, the weird Al Yancovic movie!)*
Jhonen: *pulls out mallet* DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Megan: *rockets straight upwards, then puts on an air helmet*
Zim: Lucky for you pitiful Humans, I can summon my superior voot cruiser! *presses button on wrist and minutes later, the crowd is packed into the tiny voot cruiser*
~far far away~
Red: FINE FINE!! TAKE THE MASSIVE, JUST GIVE US OUR SNAAAAACKS!!
Megan: Ookeeday! *opens door to hoard of snacks*
Purple: WE WIN!!
Gaurd: But.... sirs......... they it took the massive!
Red: *stuffing his face with some type of toaster pastry* mmmmmf...iet iion rone! *(translation.. Quiet Minnion Drone)*
Megan: *runs into operation panel room and tampers with controls untill the Masive has about faced and is facing Zim and everybody else cramped into the massive*
Invader Skoodge: *leaps from behind a podium type control stand* Greetings, my not as tall tallest type........ uh....... thing.....
Megan: Hi!
Skoodge: Is there anything I can do for you?
Megan: Go kick the tallest in the groin untill they scream.
Skoodge: Okayyy............... *runs off*
Megan: Now for some fun! *turns some nobs and pushes some buttons to aim a huge laser at the Voot runner*
~meanwhile, in the Voot~
Dib: Who's sitting on my ankle?
Zim: I thought that was your-
Jess: OH SHIT!!
Johnny: What?
Jhonen: *gulp* Laser.
**BOOOOOOOM!!!**
*everyone in the voot is dispersed, luckilly, Jess manages to save them using authory powers*
Megan: *jumps out window and shapeshifts to her pissed off bitch mode*
Johnny: aaaaaaaaaaaw shit........
Devi: Looks like this is the end.
Megan: *eyes glow orange, she's obviously amused* You think I'm going to blow you up?
Jhonen: You have the forces and motive to do so, I'm gonna say YES!!
Devi: Johnny, before we die, I have to tell you something.......
Johnny: What?
Devi: Johnny....... *heavy breathing* I am your father.
Jhonen: THATS JUST NOT RIGHT!!!
Megan: *from nowhere pulls a giant inflated boping hammer and bops everybody on the head* I WIN!!!
Jess: How anti-climatic.
Jhonen: I wanna go home.
Megan: *shrinks then yawns* Sounds good to me.
Jess: *teleports everyone close to home.......*
Johnny: Um.................
GIR: CHEEEESE!! *takes a bite out of the moon's ground*
Zim: YOU SET THE COORDANATES WRONG STINK BEAST!!
Dib: Well, they can always just warp us home.
Megan: *grits teeth, clenches fists, squints eyes in atempt to warp everyone back* I can't.
Jhonen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T?!?!!
Jess: Were out of power.
Devi: but your the authors!
Megan: Well, somethings draining it.......... that can only mean one thing....
Johnny: That we're stuck on the moon forever?
Jhonen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*camera pans out of shot on the moon with Jhonen still yelling. GIR runs around him screaming.*
Megan: *just a tiny little dot because the camera is still panning away* I was just gonna say that it's the end of the story.
*fade to black*
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YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Its over! Me and Jess are working on a sequel and we were wondering if we should put the GoRiLLaZ in. 2D, Noodle, Murdoc, Russel and Del.
Either way, we'll probably end up putting them in. Review please. Please?
Another chapter of dementia! Whoo! Jessica thinks that Jhonen wants to kill her. Isn't that pleasent? She also claims that Tim is bassed on somebody in her school.
Scary, ain't it? o_0
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Megan: *hovering over the floor* I'm bored. *somersaults in mid air* Lets do something else.
Jess: TWISTER!!
Megan: Nah........ Zim has his mech legs, its not a fair fight. How about..........
GIR: WHAT?!?!?!?!!!
Megan: Bop it! JHONEN IS IT!!
*everyone magically gets an inflatable mallet, like the ones from six flags*
Megan: *bops Jhonen from mid-air*
*everybody bops Jhonen, just because its fun!*
Jhonen: *glasses are strewn on the floor, they fell off sometime when being boped, so his eyes are all squinty like this! _* OOOW!!
Jess: Wuss! Their filled with air!
Megan: STOP!! *goes down, gets Jhonen's glasses, fixes them, puts them on his face* JESS IS IT NOW!!
*everyone bops Jess in a frenzy*
Jess: *takes the hammers and bops everyone else* MEGAN IS IT!!
Megan: *hovers above every one else* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Jess: *gives everyone flying capabilities*
Megan: Oh SHIT!! *flies straight up through the ceiling then to the Eastfeild mall*
*everyone trail her, then lands in the food court*
Devi: Now where do we look?
Jhonen: Shouldn't we just split up?
GIR: I WANNA GO IN ABBERCROMBIE!!!
Zim: No GIR, no abercombie. Its disgusting in there!
Jess: And I doubt Megan would be in there.
Tenna: Lets go!
*everyone splits up and scours almost every store........*
~3 hours later, back in the food court~
Jhonen: Unless she's invisible, I didn't see her.
Dib: She didn't even touch the marshmellow peeps in CVS!!
Johnny: None of the power tools in Sears moved an inch.
GIR: There was a funny lady in abercrombie fitch!!! She said for me not to say nuthin! She got boots! She gave me tacos! ^_^
Devi: Did she loose it?
Jess: It's been gone for awhile....
Jhonen: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WAITING FOR!!
Tenna: Oh yeah!
*everyone one runs to abercombie and rampages through the store, damaging as much stuff as possible and finding nothing but a pile of megan's..... hair?*
Jess: What the-
GIR: HAIR!!! *eats the hair*
Johnny: Anybody hear that?
Jhonen: Hear what?
Johnny: SHHH!
*the Witch Doctor Song can be heard in the distance*
Jess: THE DDR!!
Devi: The wha-
Jess:*runs to the arcade where everyone follows her.*
*everyone Ooohs and Aaahs at Megan and Senior Diablo's Freestyle techniques on the DDR.*
Megan: *turns around* oh shit! *everyone is behind her*
Tenna: Why did you do that to your hair?
Megan: *points to senior Diablo, who is on the other floor pad* The Devil made to do it!! *flys through roof*
Senior Diablo: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Devi: Weren't we doing something?
Jess: GET HER!!
*the group soars out of the roofs hole, then into the early morning sky*
Jhonen: Look! Over there at McDonalds!
Dib: So what? It's just some lady trying to calm a crying child. It happens all the time.
Zim: Isn't it obvios my love-dib-monkey? If the Megan best scares you, think of how much she scares small children!
GIR: She's not scary, she's nice like, like a big scary moose, thats not all scary once you give 'em a great big hug!!
Johnny: Shouldn't we get going?
Jess: Oh yeah!
~Five Minutes Later in McDonalds~
Jhonen: I think were forgeting something... *takes a bite out of his Big Mac*
Devi: *points french fry at him* You know, I think your right. *dips french fry into ketchup then eats it*
GIR: I's gonna play wit da crazy invincable lady in da ball pit! *runs to play scape where the play balls seem to be flying on there own*
Jess: *nearly gags on a chicken McNugget* SHIT!!
Megan: *fades to appear again* Didja miss me?
Jhonen: *pulls out inflatable boping mallet* I don't plan on missing anything.
GIR: LETS GO PLAY IN THE BALL PIT!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone follows the screaching GIR to the ball pit, where Megan sits smiling insanely*
Zim: It is my priveli-NO! Its my DUTY as an invader to quothe 'bop' her first.
*GIR and Megan laugh insanely*
Johnny: Your about to be boped incredibly hard. That means pain. Why are you laughing?
Megan&GIR: *screaming* ZIM SAID DOODIE!!!!!
*Before anyone can say anything sarcastic, Megan launches herself straight through the glass encasing of the play pit.*
Megan: THEY'LL BE DISTRACTED BEFORE THEY FIND ME!! *flys northbound. Very north bound*
~everyone else~
Devi: Why the hell hasn't she sto-
Jhonen: MOOSE!!! *points at moose in the woods, everyone is distracted*
Tenna: But the only place where moose live in the US and can actually thrive in the wild is........
Jess: Maine?
Dib: Hey..... this is where Big Foots uncle lives!
Devi: Speaking of big foot, Megan flew into the woods a few minutes ago.
Dib: What does Megan have to do with big foot?
Megan: NOTHING! ABSOLUTLY NOTHING! YOU STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!! *(Kuni reverence from UHF, the weird Al Yancovic movie!)*
Jhonen: *pulls out mallet* DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Megan: *rockets straight upwards, then puts on an air helmet*
Zim: Lucky for you pitiful Humans, I can summon my superior voot cruiser! *presses button on wrist and minutes later, the crowd is packed into the tiny voot cruiser*
~far far away~
Red: FINE FINE!! TAKE THE MASSIVE, JUST GIVE US OUR SNAAAAACKS!!
Megan: Ookeeday! *opens door to hoard of snacks*
Purple: WE WIN!!
Gaurd: But.... sirs......... they it took the massive!
Red: *stuffing his face with some type of toaster pastry* mmmmmf...iet iion rone! *(translation.. Quiet Minnion Drone)*
Megan: *runs into operation panel room and tampers with controls untill the Masive has about faced and is facing Zim and everybody else cramped into the massive*
Invader Skoodge: *leaps from behind a podium type control stand* Greetings, my not as tall tallest type........ uh....... thing.....
Megan: Hi!
Skoodge: Is there anything I can do for you?
Megan: Go kick the tallest in the groin untill they scream.
Skoodge: Okayyy............... *runs off*
Megan: Now for some fun! *turns some nobs and pushes some buttons to aim a huge laser at the Voot runner*
~meanwhile, in the Voot~
Dib: Who's sitting on my ankle?
Zim: I thought that was your-
Jess: OH SHIT!!
Johnny: What?
Jhonen: *gulp* Laser.
**BOOOOOOOM!!!**
*everyone in the voot is dispersed, luckilly, Jess manages to save them using authory powers*
Megan: *jumps out window and shapeshifts to her pissed off bitch mode*
Johnny: aaaaaaaaaaaw shit........
Devi: Looks like this is the end.
Megan: *eyes glow orange, she's obviously amused* You think I'm going to blow you up?
Jhonen: You have the forces and motive to do so, I'm gonna say YES!!
Devi: Johnny, before we die, I have to tell you something.......
Johnny: What?
Devi: Johnny....... *heavy breathing* I am your father.
Jhonen: THATS JUST NOT RIGHT!!!
Megan: *from nowhere pulls a giant inflated boping hammer and bops everybody on the head* I WIN!!!
Jess: How anti-climatic.
Jhonen: I wanna go home.
Megan: *shrinks then yawns* Sounds good to me.
Jess: *teleports everyone close to home.......*
Johnny: Um.................
GIR: CHEEEESE!! *takes a bite out of the moon's ground*
Zim: YOU SET THE COORDANATES WRONG STINK BEAST!!
Dib: Well, they can always just warp us home.
Megan: *grits teeth, clenches fists, squints eyes in atempt to warp everyone back* I can't.
Jhonen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T?!?!!
Jess: Were out of power.
Devi: but your the authors!
Megan: Well, somethings draining it.......... that can only mean one thing....
Johnny: That we're stuck on the moon forever?
Jhonen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*camera pans out of shot on the moon with Jhonen still yelling. GIR runs around him screaming.*
Megan: *just a tiny little dot because the camera is still panning away* I was just gonna say that it's the end of the story.
*fade to black*
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YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Its over! Me and Jess are working on a sequel and we were wondering if we should put the GoRiLLaZ in. 2D, Noodle, Murdoc, Russel and Del.
Either way, we'll probably end up putting them in. Review please. Please?