Super Mash Brothers: The Dangerous Things Behind the Scenes

Disclaim: We don't own SMBM. Not yet or any thing else.

Super Mash brothers house Party-

Navi: Yeah I can't believe are sell have gone up I wonder why.

Link: Navi your not even in this game!!!!!!!

Navi: Shut up! I still love you!!!!!

Zelda: Claim down Claim down. Stupid Fairy.

Samus: Hey Zelda you have a though bubble over your head.
Zelda: I do?

Kirby: ( grabs needle & pops thought bubble.) I bet it's because of the new people. I wonder what they tastes like?

Zelda: No one is eat any one.

Gannondorf: ( dancing on table) I'm finally free form the realm & I'm going to party likes there's no tomorrow. ( does weird dance shake butt & tries off shirt & shakes butt again)

Girls: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Ness: I'm scared for the rest of my life!
Link: Don't do that in my house! ( tosses iron boot at Gannondorf, hit him falls & bounces off Kirby & hit ceiling fan & falls to ground) Hey Gannondorf you dead yet????!!! ( Triforce glows & turn into Gannon & still dances on table)

Fox & Falco: Hey guy skittles hot tube is ready!!!!!!!!

Gannon: Skittles ( slow motion while running & turns backs into Gannondorf & jumps into hot tube still with out a shirt.)

Fox & Falco: Darn it we wanted to go first o well.

Link: I'm hungry.

Author #1: Then go eat.

Link: I can't there's no food.

Author #1: You idiot you forgot to by food.

Author # 2: Don't talk to him like that.

Author #3: Yeah,( Author number 2 & 3 tackle Author # 1) Now go it Navi or something. ( Now back to the story)

Navi: ( flying around Link's head)

Link: ( eats Navi)

Y Link: Hey I wanted that stupid head I'm going to go get some nachos or something

Link: You can have the next Navi.

Y Link: Not good enough

Pichu & Pikachu: ( start dancing no table)

Gannondorf: Ok no one cares when small yellow things dance on the table but they care when I do it.

Samus: That because their stomachs aren't hairy.

Navi: Everyone in a circle.

Jigglypuff: Why?

Navi: ( In evil deep voice) Just do it. ( knock on door)

Zelda: Kirby go get the door.

Kirby: Fine I'll go get the door ( gets door 3 mysterious people dressed in black walk in)

Ness: Who the heck are you.

Roy & Marth: Men in black!!!!

Samus: That was uncalled for

Link: That must be the new charters.

Navi: I still love you.

Unknown #1: Wha are you doing.

Link: I don't know ask Navi?

Unknown #2: Hey Link there's a roach on your head.

Link: ( quickly grabs hammer) I got yea ( Hits self in the head) I feel better.

All: Right

Navi: ( says it really creepy ) Spin the bottle. ( all get in circle )

Link: ( spins bottle) Please not Navi please not Navi.

Navi: Please me Please me please me. ( Gannondorf wearing shirt of skittle )

Kirby: Where did you skittles shirt

Gannondorf: The skittle stuck to my body.

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