Harry Potter And The Disappearing Cave
Author: Johnnys Eeyore…what? What? What are you waiting for? You want me to do something else? Ok…MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There!
Title: Harry Potter And The Disappearing Cave
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry 'the buffoon' Potter…hell, I don't even like him! I like Harry Potter as in the books, not the character himself! (Pulls Tongues) I'll be a Snape fan until the day I die!
I do however, own the disappearing cave!! (Holds cave in her arms) No you can't have it! Its mine, All mine! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Takes a deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Keels over)
'One day Harry Potter was walking along a random beach.
He found a random cave. There was a sign outside…it read 'The Disappearing Cave- Do Not Enter'
What the hell, he thought, Rules don't apply to me, I'm the invincible Harry Potter!
He stepped into the cave and disappeared
Harry was never seen again
The world rejoiced'
THE END
Authors Note: I feel better now…God Harry sucks! Review please, even ye old flames are welcome!