Harry Potter And The Bottomless Pit
Author: Me………well d'uh!
Title: Harry Potter And The Bottomless Pit
Disclaimer: Don't own him, don't wanna own him! Do however, want to own Snape and Lucius (Kidnaps them and makes them dance in skimpy costumes)
Authors Note: Another weird, extremely short story based on Harry. Just like the last it has no storyline or plot, it is just a way for my to express my hatred for the guy (Smiles charmingly)
Harry Potter And The Bottomless Pit
One Fine Summers Day Harry Potter was walking through a Random Forest
'Nice Day' He thought to himself
Suddenly he came into a clearing. There was a huge random hole in the ground
Next to the hole was a sign 'Warning: The Bottomless Pit- Do not enter'
'Bottomless eh? I bet there's something good down there. Besides, nothing will happen to me, I'm the invincible, ever mighty Harry Potter'
He stepped into the pit and plummeted to his death
The World Rejoiced
THE END
Authors Note: Review? Ah go on!