Ok I'll need more reviews to continue this because it's hard work! But thank you so much for the reviews I've had, I'll use the ideas... This chapter's for Sephira Strife and Akai Yuki. Liquid sings and Solidus and Big Boss join! If I do another chapter the song will be in it:)
Please, please review!:)
The songs that I use should be quite famous, so ask your mum, a friend or someone to sing or hum them and I'm sure you'll remember them then:)
*Snake stops verbally abusing Raiden because the sound of the doorbell distracts him.*
Wolf: Aren't you going to answer that?
Snake: Anyone who knows me doesn't need to wait for me to open the door.
*Bash.*
Snake: *Looks up uninterestedly.* Told you...
Solidus: Hi Snake!
Snake: Great, woop-de-do! It's my favourite brother who's tried to kill me, insulted me numerous times and dissed my mamma, even if I don't happen to have one- it's wrong! *Sarcastically.* You're a great person though, come on in!
Solidus: Wow, you're really forgiving do you know that? *Hugs him with his mechanical arms.*
Snake: *Squirms.* Urghh, I love you too but OWWWW!
Solidus: Er...sorry. But look who's here!
Snake: Dad?
Big Boss: Hi there, er you know you wouldn't have a space for me here would you? You know being dead and coming back to life costs more than you'd think... not to mention the hench men, the grounds, yada yada yada, you know what I'm saying...
Liquid: I hear you!
Big Boss: *Unenthusiastically.* Oh look it's the reject one...
*The music to "Daddy Wasn't There." You know the one in Austin Powers 3, it's kind of 70's hippyish.*
Solidus and Big Boss: What the hell?!?!
Snake: *Shrugs shoulders.* Happens a lot recently, go with it...
*Liquid ties a hippie-like bandanna around his head and puts on his flares while psychedelic lights and patterns flash on the wall and starts dancing .*
Snake: At least get dressed behind the screen like I did! That's unholy!
*Snake and co. start waving their hands in front of their face and twisting while throwing flowers around, Raiden however has got the wrong era and style of music- he's snarling, shaking and jumping around frantically in punk style.*
Raiden: I'm so pretty oh so pretty, ahhhhh!
Snake: *Slaps him.* Hippie! It's HIPPIE! *Sighs.* Just do as I do...
Raiden: What? Smoke too much, drink too much, kill too much and spank th-
Snake: *Fires two Stingers at him and has fun watching them chase Raiden round the room.* He's gonna be out for this number...
Liquid: Ehem...
Snake: Sorry forgot you were there...
Liquid: Grrr....
Snake: Non of out songs really start perfectly though... Anyway...
Liquid: *Starts his dance again and starts singing in a cockney accent.*
Daddy, Daddy wasn't there,
Daddy, Daddy wasn't there to take me to the lair,
It seems he doesn't care, Daddy wasn't there.
Daddy, Daddy wasn't there to buy that cuddly bear,
It seems he doesn't care, Daddy wasn't there.
When I first Decapitated, when I was slated,
When I was abducted, when I was fated.
When I was constipated, when I was alleviated,
When I was castrated, Daddy wasn't there.
Daddy wasn't there, war out!
If you got a Daddy issue, here's a Daddy tissue,
D to the A to the D-D-Y, D to the A to the D-D-Y.
Say it just fad but I've got a deadbeat dad,
D to the A to the D-D-Y, D to the A to the D-D-Y.
I sit in my room and cry, and eat my rhubarb pie,
D to the A to the D-D-Y, D to the A to the D-D-Y.
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. D-A-D-D-Y. War, man!
*When the music stops all the funky clothes they were wearing magically go back into what they were wearing before- as happens in musicals...*
Raiden: *While dodging the Stinger missiles.* Noooooo, I loved my clothes...*Shakes fist at sky.* Why damn you why!!?
Snake: My bandanna! I want it pink again!
Big Boss: What did I do wrong?
Raiden: Hi uncle!
Solidus: I accept no responsibility for him and distance myself from him, socially AND legally.
Big Boss: Wow what is that...
Liquid: *Points at Solidus.* His war-child, I would never do a thing like that!
Big Boss: *Pats Solidus on the back.* Well done son. And did I hear a noise?
Liquid: *Hangs head down.* *Sniffle.* I'll just go then...
Big Boss: ......
Snake: .......
Solidus: .....
Wolf: ........
*Tumble weed rolls.*
Raiden: Don't go!
Liquid: Well I've got to stay here anyway to take out Snake and now he's alive get my revenge on Big Boss... Mwahaha!
Snake: Huh?!
Liquid: *Shiftily.* Oh I said I'd take you out - for a meal.
Snake: Aww thanks, you're a pal...
Liquid: Well it's not as if you're expensive to take out, as long as the waitress have massive boobs you're happy...
Snake: And how am I... *Smirks.*
Big Boss: And the thing about revenge...
Liquid: Did I say revenge? *Laughs uneasily.* Ha ha, what I meant to say was: get my blancmange from.
Big Boss: Oh yeah about that. I kind of ate it...
Liquid: *Sobs.* But.. but... Waaahhhhh.
Big Boss: Is it just me or does that dude look like a lady?
Snake: Yeah, and just don't say any song titles, you're asking for it!
Big Boss: Asking for what?
*Music fades in...*
Big Boss: Oh no...
*When it gets a little louder you can hear the music is "Dude Looks Like A Lady." by Aerosmith. Snake and gang pulls on their long rock hair wigs, apart from Raiden who's still running from the missiles. Solidus plays the air guitar, Otacon has dived to his knees - then plays the air guitar and everyone else it rocking on!*
*Snake sings - doing his best Steve Tyler impression .*
Cruised into a Shell on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She had long blonde hair and skin so light
Baby maybe it's wrong but you know it's all right
That's right
Mental age of 9
Forgive me but I want a fun time.
Then she whipped out her gun,
It blew me away.
So never judge a book by it's cover ,
Or who you want to keep under your bed cover.
Could not resist her pretty blue eyes.
She had the body of a Venus,
Lord imagine my surprise!
Baby let me follow you down,
Let me take a peek dear.
Baby let me follow you down,
Do me, do me, do me, all night.
Baby let me follow you down ,
Turn the other cheek dear.
Baby let me follow you down .
Do me, do me, do me, sue me,
What a funky lady,
She like it like it like it like that.
He was a lady.
*The music stops, everything goes back to as normal as normal is around Snake and again no-one seems too disturbed, or scared...*
Raiden: Hahahaha! *To Stinger missiles he's been running from though-out this chapter.* You won't get me! *Puts hand over his eye.* If I can't see you- you can't see me!
Snake: *Lights up a cig, and watches the fun.* Should be good...
*BOoooooooooooommmmm.*
Raiden: Pain's painful...
*Everyone gives Snake a weird look, because well, even as a girl Raiden would be disturbing.*
Snake: Raiden there's still one more...So I'd start running again. *Sees peoples looks...* What? I like them dumb
Raiden: Thanks. *Starts running.* ARGHHHHHHH!!!
Meryl: Grrr
Snake: Oh crap...
Meryl: *Smiles to herself sneakily and hands Snake a dirty mag.*
Snake: Cool! You know I never thought you were so great. *Opens mag, gets into it starts drooling like always, but forgets the cig in his mouth which drops into his lap.*
Announcer: For younger people and just about everyone we have to censor the whole of Snakes sentence. *Hears particularly bad word Snake's using.* Wow I thought the Patriots banned that word! Anyway WHEN he finishes we'll get back to normal.
Snake: *Reduced to tears.* That. hurt. so. MUCH!
Meryl: Ha-ha, I was counting on that happening!
Snake: *Acting like a spoilt child.* Fine then, I'll just have to read some more of my special ones... Just to annoy you!
*He goes to his stack and opens one, he isn't suspecting a pin bomb Meryl's set up to activate when he opens it though.*
Snake: Arghhhhhhhh!
Raiden: *Still running from the Stinger missile.* ARGHHHH!
Snake: No more mags again ever! I promise!
Meryl: It had to be done...
Snake: Yeah I mean the comedy value of watching that dumbass run like the sissy girl he is, is invaluable!
Meryl: I mean about the mags... *Sighs affectionately.* What am I going to do with you eh?
Snake: *Whispers to Meryl.* And that's what you could do with me if you want me to *Whispers again.* to do to you...
*Both disappear upstairs...*