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ya'll.
Bomb 2:
ssp47: Now we can start on the game
Rose: Which game? "Smash Dart on the Head", "Whack Lloyd Upside the Head" or "Break Shana's Head?"
Kongol: Kongol ready for both
ssp47: * cough, cough * As much pleasure as that would bring, we are going to play "Spin the bottle" first
Meru: Who-hooo!!! I'm ready for that
* Dart, Lloyd and Shana all come around *
Lloyd: Check it out dudes! I can see birdies flying around my head
Dart: Hey, me too. Which colored ones do you have?
Lloyd: Well that one that just flew past my head was pink and this next one coming up is a slight yellow black mix
Dart: Heh, funny I got one that looks just like Shana
Shana: That's because it is Shana!
Dart: Oh, figures
Lloyd: Is that a white head I see? * looks closely on Shana's forehead *
Shana: White head? Where?! * looks franticly in a mirror *
ssp47: If ya'll have had enough fun over there we're going to start our game now * spins the bottle * Oh, fancy that
Rose: Heh, it's pointing towards the wall
ssp47: * barley touches the wall *
Albert: I guess it is my turn to spin this little glass bottle that once contained a bubbly substance referred to as coke that ssp47 has kept here for us to use in this game of fake affection
Kongol: Kongol can't understand long sentences
Albert: I'll now spin this bottle which I hope will stop on a more sutible personage worthy of my full affections so that I may save myself-
Rose: This is getting old
ssp47: Hit him Kongol
Albert: * clears throat * Oh is it my turn now or is it Miranda's?
All: * stare at Albert like he's dumb as a rock *
Albert: Alright, my go. * spins bottle and it stops on- *
ssp47: * chokes *
Meru: * gag *
Albert: Well what do you know? The trash can
Miranda: Go for it man!
Albert: * kisses it with much reluctance * Eeeeeewwww
Rose: Maybe we should make a tighter circle
ssp47: Haschel, your turn
Haschel: I now call upon the powers of the four gods * meditates and the bottle starts spinning *
Miranda: It's gonna be Meru
Albert: I second that
ssp47: It's defiantly gonna stop at Meru
Meru: * grabs hammer * Just in case, ^_^
* bottle stops *
All: * gasp *
Haschel: * gets big hearts for eyes * Come here Meru!
Meru: Nooooooooooooooo * runs away *
Haschel: * follows her into a bedroom and door slams *
Lavitz: * appears from nowhere * That's just wrong
ssp47: Nothing while happen, trust me
Miranda: * spins bottle *
Lavitz: * groans * Why me?
Miranda: * grabs Lavitz *
All: OooooOOOooooo
Lavitz: * paralyzed *
Miranda: I'm not going to kiss you if Melbu came back to suck my soul into Mayfil
* ceiling collapses *
Shana: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-
ssp47: Get real Shana, it's only the pizza boy
Pizza Boy: I bet that's what you want to think, don't ya? You just think that's only a pizza boy, coming through your ceiling, dressed in a checkers outfit with a flat box full of explosive divices?! Well guess what!!!
Lloyd: NOOOOO!!! DON'T DO IT! WE SURRENDER!!! JUST DON'T DO IT!!! * cries again *
Pizza Boy: Dude, I haven't done anything yet
Lloyd: * sniff * I know, it's simply horrible!
ssp47: Whatever, you guys can freak out for all I care but I get the pizza! * takes it and eats it *
Pizza Boy: No don't eat that! Awwrgh! Now you took my whole reason to be here!
Rose: Good get lost, wait, I didn't order spinach on this pizza!
Pizza Boy: We were out of anchovies
Miranda: * gets sick again *
Rose: * sighs * You're over paid, hit the road
Dart: * munch, munch *
Pizza Boy: But what about my money?
Rose: I ordered this four hundred years ago! You're way late
Pizza Boy: Come on, how can you expect to deliver pizza on a moon
ssp47: That's not our problem. We don't live past the flies on your face and we don't dive into people's ceilings
Kongol: Get out
Pizza Boy: Oh alright I see what's going on now. You're going to take over the world!
Melbu: * appears out of nowhere * No that's my job
Pizza Boy: * blows up *
Lloyd: I KNEW IT!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Lavitz: I thought we already made it clear that we were all dead
Lloyd: Oh, never mind then
Melbu: Hey what's up ya'll? Look I'm tired of the hunt ya down and squash ya thing, myself and I figure ya's are tired of it too. Why don't we all have a break and head down to the Bahammas? * puts on some cool shades *
Dart: Sounds cool
ssp47: I know I could take a break from this whole save the world gig
Bomb 2:
ssp47: Now we can start on the game
Rose: Which game? "Smash Dart on the Head", "Whack Lloyd Upside the Head" or "Break Shana's Head?"
Kongol: Kongol ready for both
ssp47: * cough, cough * As much pleasure as that would bring, we are going to play "Spin the bottle" first
Meru: Who-hooo!!! I'm ready for that
* Dart, Lloyd and Shana all come around *
Lloyd: Check it out dudes! I can see birdies flying around my head
Dart: Hey, me too. Which colored ones do you have?
Lloyd: Well that one that just flew past my head was pink and this next one coming up is a slight yellow black mix
Dart: Heh, funny I got one that looks just like Shana
Shana: That's because it is Shana!
Dart: Oh, figures
Lloyd: Is that a white head I see? * looks closely on Shana's forehead *
Shana: White head? Where?! * looks franticly in a mirror *
ssp47: If ya'll have had enough fun over there we're going to start our game now * spins the bottle * Oh, fancy that
Rose: Heh, it's pointing towards the wall
ssp47: * barley touches the wall *
Albert: I guess it is my turn to spin this little glass bottle that once contained a bubbly substance referred to as coke that ssp47 has kept here for us to use in this game of fake affection
Kongol: Kongol can't understand long sentences
Albert: I'll now spin this bottle which I hope will stop on a more sutible personage worthy of my full affections so that I may save myself-
Rose: This is getting old
ssp47: Hit him Kongol
Albert: * clears throat * Oh is it my turn now or is it Miranda's?
All: * stare at Albert like he's dumb as a rock *
Albert: Alright, my go. * spins bottle and it stops on- *
ssp47: * chokes *
Meru: * gag *
Albert: Well what do you know? The trash can
Miranda: Go for it man!
Albert: * kisses it with much reluctance * Eeeeeewwww
Rose: Maybe we should make a tighter circle
ssp47: Haschel, your turn
Haschel: I now call upon the powers of the four gods * meditates and the bottle starts spinning *
Miranda: It's gonna be Meru
Albert: I second that
ssp47: It's defiantly gonna stop at Meru
Meru: * grabs hammer * Just in case, ^_^
* bottle stops *
All: * gasp *
Haschel: * gets big hearts for eyes * Come here Meru!
Meru: Nooooooooooooooo * runs away *
Haschel: * follows her into a bedroom and door slams *
Lavitz: * appears from nowhere * That's just wrong
ssp47: Nothing while happen, trust me
Miranda: * spins bottle *
Lavitz: * groans * Why me?
Miranda: * grabs Lavitz *
All: OooooOOOooooo
Lavitz: * paralyzed *
Miranda: I'm not going to kiss you if Melbu came back to suck my soul into Mayfil
* ceiling collapses *
Shana: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-
ssp47: Get real Shana, it's only the pizza boy
Pizza Boy: I bet that's what you want to think, don't ya? You just think that's only a pizza boy, coming through your ceiling, dressed in a checkers outfit with a flat box full of explosive divices?! Well guess what!!!
Lloyd: NOOOOO!!! DON'T DO IT! WE SURRENDER!!! JUST DON'T DO IT!!! * cries again *
Pizza Boy: Dude, I haven't done anything yet
Lloyd: * sniff * I know, it's simply horrible!
ssp47: Whatever, you guys can freak out for all I care but I get the pizza! * takes it and eats it *
Pizza Boy: No don't eat that! Awwrgh! Now you took my whole reason to be here!
Rose: Good get lost, wait, I didn't order spinach on this pizza!
Pizza Boy: We were out of anchovies
Miranda: * gets sick again *
Rose: * sighs * You're over paid, hit the road
Dart: * munch, munch *
Pizza Boy: But what about my money?
Rose: I ordered this four hundred years ago! You're way late
Pizza Boy: Come on, how can you expect to deliver pizza on a moon
ssp47: That's not our problem. We don't live past the flies on your face and we don't dive into people's ceilings
Kongol: Get out
Pizza Boy: Oh alright I see what's going on now. You're going to take over the world!
Melbu: * appears out of nowhere * No that's my job
Pizza Boy: * blows up *
Lloyd: I KNEW IT!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Lavitz: I thought we already made it clear that we were all dead
Lloyd: Oh, never mind then
Melbu: Hey what's up ya'll? Look I'm tired of the hunt ya down and squash ya thing, myself and I figure ya's are tired of it too. Why don't we all have a break and head down to the Bahammas? * puts on some cool shades *
Dart: Sounds cool
ssp47: I know I could take a break from this whole save the world gig