* ssp47's Corner * 18 reviews already and I've only got two chapters. I'm
amazed. Thanks, Alex "Wa" (Heh maybe I will get a 100 reviews before this
thing hits chapter twenty. Hee hee!), Striker (You would've died if Albert
kissed anything 'other' than a trashcan) SorsX (Indeed, much fun is gained
from a five minute chapter) Lady Wolf Moon (Glad you like it, I'll try hard
to update more) icewater-angel (I'll send ya a souvenir ^_^) Aya (Did
Miranda kiss Lavitz? I haven't thought that far, ^_^;;) Freefall Insanity
(I actually borrowed that line from somewhere) DarkDragonX (I want to go to
the Bahamas sometime in my life) for the reviews!
Bomb 3:
ssp47: So how are we going to get there?
Dart: We can always borrow Melbu's space-alien-aircraft and fly to the islands
Melbu: If I had a space-alien-aircraft
Dart: Then how do you get around? How do the villains always get to the important places before the good guys?
Melbu: I don't know, how do we Lloyd?
Lloyd: Got me. I've never figured that out
Lavitz: Why don't we just use our Dragoon Spirits and fly over there?
ssp47: And attract the media from all over the world?
Dart: Cool! I'd be on TV!
Lloyd: If only my mother could see me now
All: * sigh *
Shana: Why don't we walk like we've always done
Albert: It's been twenty years since any of us have entered into the wild
Rose: You do the math
Albert: I have
Rose: -_-;;
Lloyd: Heck let's drive there!
Kongol: Kongol to heavy for pathetic mortal human vehicle to carry
ssp47: We wouldn't even make it five feet with Kongol in my car
Albert: You can drive? You don't even have your learner's permit
ssp47: Shhhh, it's a fic I can bend the rules
Albert: You mean break; you can't bend and not break the rules
Lloyd: Heh, heh
ssp47: Options, options, I need options, people
* silence *
* crickets start singing *
ssp47: Well?
Dart: What? I'm trying to remember what 'options' means
All: * fall over Anime style *
* Meru and Haschel come out of the room *
Haschel: Why is everybody on the ground?
Meru: * gasps * DART PUT HIS "I'M-STUPID-FALL OVER-SPELL" ON THEM AGAIN!!!
Dart: No I didn't! I don't even have a spell!
Lloyd: Then why can't I get up?!
Dart: Errr
Shana: Dart help my up, dear
Dart: No! Get up yourself wench!
Shana: You jerk! I'll scream!!
Dart: Then I'll walk on top of you!
Shana: oO
Dart: Hey! I'll do it anyway!
Shana: oo! Ow! Ee! Ah! Ouch! Ah! Ba! HaArg! Argh!
Dart: This is fun!
Meru: Bad Dart! Getofa Shana! * pushes Dart off *
Dart: * dark side controls him * * deep voice * You dare challenge me?
ssp47: Oh no
Melbu: * grumbles * That's my line
Lavitz: Maybe if I hit him with a spitball, he'll think it's gross and won't be Darth Darte anymore!
ssp47: Really? You think?
Lavitz: * nods * It should work
Albert: I agree. Considering the large amounts of wet mouth fluids dripping over the-
Rose: Smack him Kongol
Kongol: Kongol confused. Kongol hit!
SMCAK!
Albert: X_X * falls over dead *
Lavitz: O_o Majesty Albert!!! *deep voice * Nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Lloyd: Are you done yet?
Lavitz: I'm trying to be dramatic
Rose: Save us the excitement
Meru: Yeah I challenge you! Spike head!
Dart: * glares at Meru and pulls out light saber *
Lavitz: Where did he get that?!
Melbu: I want it!!
Dart: Ok here! * throws it to Melbu *
Melbu: Whoooooo hohohooo hoooooo!!!!
Rose: Dart you idiot! Now he's gonna-
Melbu: * starts running around the house with it like a mad man *
ssp47: Oh guess we can stand up now
Meru: Wha? What are you gonna fight with now?!
Dart: I will use the force! * glares at Meru * I'm-Stupid-Fall-Over spell go! Go spell go!
Meru: * lands face first on the floor * I'm paralyzed!
Dart: * red laser goes around the room * Bow before me mortals!
* nothing happens *
ssp47: Dart get real! * throws a book at him *
Dart: O_o Oww
Meru: * stands up * I won't be tripping over Shana anymore
Shana: * hoarse voice * Uhhhhhhh
Melbu: * comes back * Check it out dudes! I finally found out how this thing works! You use it like a sword and it melts things!
Lloyd: Really? I didn't know it could melt things!
Melbu: Watch! I'll melt the house into a space ship!
* house melts into a space ship *
Lavitz: Yeah! Now we can fly to the Bahamas!
Melbu: All aboard!
* board ship and fly off *
Lavitz: I have a feeling we forgot something
Rose: Or someone
Albert: Where's Miranda?
* back in the back yard *
Miranda: What happened to me? How did I get out here? Wait! Where's the house?!
Bomb 3:
ssp47: So how are we going to get there?
Dart: We can always borrow Melbu's space-alien-aircraft and fly to the islands
Melbu: If I had a space-alien-aircraft
Dart: Then how do you get around? How do the villains always get to the important places before the good guys?
Melbu: I don't know, how do we Lloyd?
Lloyd: Got me. I've never figured that out
Lavitz: Why don't we just use our Dragoon Spirits and fly over there?
ssp47: And attract the media from all over the world?
Dart: Cool! I'd be on TV!
Lloyd: If only my mother could see me now
All: * sigh *
Shana: Why don't we walk like we've always done
Albert: It's been twenty years since any of us have entered into the wild
Rose: You do the math
Albert: I have
Rose: -_-;;
Lloyd: Heck let's drive there!
Kongol: Kongol to heavy for pathetic mortal human vehicle to carry
ssp47: We wouldn't even make it five feet with Kongol in my car
Albert: You can drive? You don't even have your learner's permit
ssp47: Shhhh, it's a fic I can bend the rules
Albert: You mean break; you can't bend and not break the rules
Lloyd: Heh, heh
ssp47: Options, options, I need options, people
* silence *
* crickets start singing *
ssp47: Well?
Dart: What? I'm trying to remember what 'options' means
All: * fall over Anime style *
* Meru and Haschel come out of the room *
Haschel: Why is everybody on the ground?
Meru: * gasps * DART PUT HIS "I'M-STUPID-FALL OVER-SPELL" ON THEM AGAIN!!!
Dart: No I didn't! I don't even have a spell!
Lloyd: Then why can't I get up?!
Dart: Errr
Shana: Dart help my up, dear
Dart: No! Get up yourself wench!
Shana: You jerk! I'll scream!!
Dart: Then I'll walk on top of you!
Shana: oO
Dart: Hey! I'll do it anyway!
Shana: oo! Ow! Ee! Ah! Ouch! Ah! Ba! HaArg! Argh!
Dart: This is fun!
Meru: Bad Dart! Getofa Shana! * pushes Dart off *
Dart: * dark side controls him * * deep voice * You dare challenge me?
ssp47: Oh no
Melbu: * grumbles * That's my line
Lavitz: Maybe if I hit him with a spitball, he'll think it's gross and won't be Darth Darte anymore!
ssp47: Really? You think?
Lavitz: * nods * It should work
Albert: I agree. Considering the large amounts of wet mouth fluids dripping over the-
Rose: Smack him Kongol
Kongol: Kongol confused. Kongol hit!
SMCAK!
Albert: X_X * falls over dead *
Lavitz: O_o Majesty Albert!!! *deep voice * Nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Lloyd: Are you done yet?
Lavitz: I'm trying to be dramatic
Rose: Save us the excitement
Meru: Yeah I challenge you! Spike head!
Dart: * glares at Meru and pulls out light saber *
Lavitz: Where did he get that?!
Melbu: I want it!!
Dart: Ok here! * throws it to Melbu *
Melbu: Whoooooo hohohooo hoooooo!!!!
Rose: Dart you idiot! Now he's gonna-
Melbu: * starts running around the house with it like a mad man *
ssp47: Oh guess we can stand up now
Meru: Wha? What are you gonna fight with now?!
Dart: I will use the force! * glares at Meru * I'm-Stupid-Fall-Over spell go! Go spell go!
Meru: * lands face first on the floor * I'm paralyzed!
Dart: * red laser goes around the room * Bow before me mortals!
* nothing happens *
ssp47: Dart get real! * throws a book at him *
Dart: O_o Oww
Meru: * stands up * I won't be tripping over Shana anymore
Shana: * hoarse voice * Uhhhhhhh
Melbu: * comes back * Check it out dudes! I finally found out how this thing works! You use it like a sword and it melts things!
Lloyd: Really? I didn't know it could melt things!
Melbu: Watch! I'll melt the house into a space ship!
* house melts into a space ship *
Lavitz: Yeah! Now we can fly to the Bahamas!
Melbu: All aboard!
* board ship and fly off *
Lavitz: I have a feeling we forgot something
Rose: Or someone
Albert: Where's Miranda?
* back in the back yard *
Miranda: What happened to me? How did I get out here? Wait! Where's the house?!