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Bomb 4:
Lavitz: * looks around the melted house that can now fly * Nice, TV, pocket sized fridge, and a complete view over the whole world.
Albert: Look mom! No ground!
Kongol: Kongol thought Kongol killed human king
Albert: * silence *
Dart: * gasps * ALBERT'S A GHOST!!!
Albert: No I'm NOT!!
All: * silence *
Albert: Ok, ok, ok, so I'm dead, so what?
Melbu: Welcome to the club, dude! * pats Albert's back, but his hand goes right through Albert's spirit *
ssp47: Where's your body?!
Albert: Ummm
Lloyd: Guys I think I found it * opens fridge *
All: Ewwwwwwwwwwww
ssp47: No wait, that's just Dart's old smelly gym socks
Dart: I could've sworn I gave them to Melbu
Melbu: Well you know dude, they were too hot. When you're a ghost you only know cold
All: * look at Rose *
Rose: What are you guys looking at?
ssp47: Figures
Melbu: Well now that we all know that you're a ghost you have to do cool stuff!
Albert: What should I do?
Meru: Scare us baby!
Albert: . I'm not the scaring type
Melbu: You know I just now noticed something. You really aren't the scaring type are you?
Albert: No
Meru: Hey can you walk through me?
Albert: And whyyyyyy would I want to do that?
Melbu: * pushes Albert forward *
Albert: * suddenly freaks out * YOU CAN'T PUSH ME YOU IDIOT!!! I'M TRANSPARENT!!! I HAVE NO BODY TO PUSH!!!
Dart: * on the phone * Mom you know that ghost that haunted me ten years ago? Yeah that one. Well I have something to tell you-
Albert: GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! * fangs come out of his mouth and Albert eats the sofa whole *
Dart: IT'S BACK HAUNTING MEEEE!!!!!
Lloyd: Dart that is no way to handle this type of situation! * gabs phone * SAVE US!!!!!!
Albert: * eats Shana *
CRUNCH!! SMACK!! CRUSH!!
Albert: Mwuahahaahahahahahahaha- * cough, hag, cough, cough * Hah! Gah! Gwat! Spish! Hagh! Plah! * spits out Shana's skeleton *
All: Oo * run away *
Dart: CODE RED! CODE RED! I REPEAT WE HAVEA CODE RED!!
Lloyd: Screw the code red! I'm jumping out of the house dude! * bales out *
Rose: That reminds me of a question I had
Haschel: Who's driving the house?!
ssp47: Oh, not good. Haschel I told YOU to drive
Haschel: And I was, till just now
Announcer: All passengers are to bale out of the house, I re-
All: * bale out *
Announcer: Never mind
House: * flies off into space *
KA-BOOM!!!
Miranda: Falling planks of wood? That could only mean!
All: * fall ontop of Miranda *
Dart: At least I fell on something soft
Miranda: Yeah! My chest!
Dart: Eh
Lloyd: And my butt!
Dart: * gets off of both of them * Where's Albert?
Albert: Bwuahahahahaahhahaahah!!! Come here my little morsals!!
All: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
All: * run around in circles like idiots *
Meru: Ewww!! Albert just licked me!!!
Albert: Wingly tastes good! MORE!!!
Kongol: Pathetic mortal ghost human king make Kongol angry! Kongol SMASH!!! * hits Albert with a sledge hammer *
Albert: * dies *
ssp47: Ah, great you killed him Kongol!
Rose: I was sure that we already confirmed that he was dead.
ssp47: Oh yeah
Melbu: So what are we gonna do now without a flying house, dudes?
Bomb 4:
Lavitz: * looks around the melted house that can now fly * Nice, TV, pocket sized fridge, and a complete view over the whole world.
Albert: Look mom! No ground!
Kongol: Kongol thought Kongol killed human king
Albert: * silence *
Dart: * gasps * ALBERT'S A GHOST!!!
Albert: No I'm NOT!!
All: * silence *
Albert: Ok, ok, ok, so I'm dead, so what?
Melbu: Welcome to the club, dude! * pats Albert's back, but his hand goes right through Albert's spirit *
ssp47: Where's your body?!
Albert: Ummm
Lloyd: Guys I think I found it * opens fridge *
All: Ewwwwwwwwwwww
ssp47: No wait, that's just Dart's old smelly gym socks
Dart: I could've sworn I gave them to Melbu
Melbu: Well you know dude, they were too hot. When you're a ghost you only know cold
All: * look at Rose *
Rose: What are you guys looking at?
ssp47: Figures
Melbu: Well now that we all know that you're a ghost you have to do cool stuff!
Albert: What should I do?
Meru: Scare us baby!
Albert: . I'm not the scaring type
Melbu: You know I just now noticed something. You really aren't the scaring type are you?
Albert: No
Meru: Hey can you walk through me?
Albert: And whyyyyyy would I want to do that?
Melbu: * pushes Albert forward *
Albert: * suddenly freaks out * YOU CAN'T PUSH ME YOU IDIOT!!! I'M TRANSPARENT!!! I HAVE NO BODY TO PUSH!!!
Dart: * on the phone * Mom you know that ghost that haunted me ten years ago? Yeah that one. Well I have something to tell you-
Albert: GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! * fangs come out of his mouth and Albert eats the sofa whole *
Dart: IT'S BACK HAUNTING MEEEE!!!!!
Lloyd: Dart that is no way to handle this type of situation! * gabs phone * SAVE US!!!!!!
Albert: * eats Shana *
CRUNCH!! SMACK!! CRUSH!!
Albert: Mwuahahaahahahahahahaha- * cough, hag, cough, cough * Hah! Gah! Gwat! Spish! Hagh! Plah! * spits out Shana's skeleton *
All: Oo * run away *
Dart: CODE RED! CODE RED! I REPEAT WE HAVEA CODE RED!!
Lloyd: Screw the code red! I'm jumping out of the house dude! * bales out *
Rose: That reminds me of a question I had
Haschel: Who's driving the house?!
ssp47: Oh, not good. Haschel I told YOU to drive
Haschel: And I was, till just now
Announcer: All passengers are to bale out of the house, I re-
All: * bale out *
Announcer: Never mind
House: * flies off into space *
KA-BOOM!!!
Miranda: Falling planks of wood? That could only mean!
All: * fall ontop of Miranda *
Dart: At least I fell on something soft
Miranda: Yeah! My chest!
Dart: Eh
Lloyd: And my butt!
Dart: * gets off of both of them * Where's Albert?
Albert: Bwuahahahahaahhahaahah!!! Come here my little morsals!!
All: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
All: * run around in circles like idiots *
Meru: Ewww!! Albert just licked me!!!
Albert: Wingly tastes good! MORE!!!
Kongol: Pathetic mortal ghost human king make Kongol angry! Kongol SMASH!!! * hits Albert with a sledge hammer *
Albert: * dies *
ssp47: Ah, great you killed him Kongol!
Rose: I was sure that we already confirmed that he was dead.
ssp47: Oh yeah
Melbu: So what are we gonna do now without a flying house, dudes?