Enter into a room: Heero, typing on his always running Laptop, (I want
batteries like that) Duo, asleep on the couch, (snoring loudly) Trowa and
Quatre, playing chess, (Quatre's kicking Trowa's butt!) and Wufei is in the
room also, doing whatever Wufei usually does.
Suddenly, a white flash engulfs the gundam pilots and they're transported to a random spaceship. Duo: *Gripping his braid * What in the hell was that?!
Then, a voice appeared out of no where and said-
Relena: Hee-chan! I'm so HAPPY TO have you as a guest!
Heero: *shuts laptop * God, what is this woman's problem?!
Duo: *slaps Heero on the back * You should of killed her when you had the chance!
Relena: Oh no, I didn't transport ALL of the Gundam pilots, did I?
Wufei: Sure as fucking hell did! Kisama
Relena: Oh, shit...Oh well, I'll just have twice as much fun!
Trowa: *Gripping Quatre's hand * What are you going to do to us?
Relena: I'm glad you asked. My plan is to brake Hee-chan of being shy so he can finally admit his true feelings for me!
Heero: Omea o Korosu!!
Relena: See! You've polluted his mind and now I have to set it straight by forcing you to watch cheesy fanfics featuring me and Heero as lovers!! AAHHHHAHHAHAHHHAAAHHH!!!!!!
Quatre: *Shaking against Trowa * EP!
Wufei: Injustice!
Relena: Now let the torture begin!
All the G-pilots are transported to a theater the lights fade and the horror begins...
Duo: *Shutting his eyes and grabbing onto Heero's arm * AHHHHH! THE HUMANITY!!
Heero: BAKA! * Hitting Duo on the head* The fanfic hasn't even started yet!
Duo: *Letting go of Heero * Ha, ha...Oops?
Slowly, the writing appears on the screen: Relena (Queen of the World) and Heero (Her faithful lover)'s trip on a Expensive Yaught. By: Relena
Duo: I'm going to puke *Bwah *
Heero: When have I even been faithful?
Wufei: Even if you shut your eyes, it's written on you're eyelids!
Trowa: She's the queen of the world...
Quatre: And the people wonder why the world's gone crazy!
^Relena gracefully walked onto her yaught while, ^
Heero: But accidentally slips and falls into the water and drowns and that's the end of the story!
Quatre: My yaught's ten times as big!
Duo: Like anything Relena does is 'Graceful'!
^Heero slowly followed behind. This week Heero and Relena where, ^
Trowa: Going to get lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
Quatre: Communicate with giant squids.
Wufei: Commit suicide.
^Enjoy Relena's prized yaught with a trip to Alaska. ^
Duo: *with evil grin * I guess Heeros taking the ice queen home.
Quatre: I hope a polar bear eats her.
Heero: AVALANCHE!!
^They made their way into their room and started ^
Duo: Having sex!
Heero: *slaps Duo *
^Unpacking. That night, Relena and Heero were going to go dancing in the ballroom, but first Relena wanted to ^
Duo: Have sex!
Heero: *slaps Duo once again *
^Go for a swim in the pool. Relena got into her bikini ^
Wufei: God, it's so ugly! *Covers eyes *
Trowa: Playboy, front cover!
Quatre: She wears a itchy, biti, tiny, weny, yellow poka dot bikini...
Heero: Put it on, put it all back on!!
Duo: Hell! I'd look better in that bikini!
^While Heero got into his black speedo. ^
Heero: *eyes wide in shock * MY, GOD, WHY?!?!
Duo: I'm too sexy for my speedo, to sexy for my speedo...
Quatre: At least they aren't skinning dipping...*shudders *
Wufei: Macho-macho man... I've got to be a macho man!
^They get into the pool, when all of a sudden... ^
Duo: Relena's bikini top comes off!
Trowa: Heero's speedo shrinks.
Quatre: A shark eats Relena!
Wufei: Pirates board the ship and shoot a cannonball through Relena.
^...A giant shark attacks Relena!! ^
Heero: *falls out of sit in kneeing position * Praise God!
Quatre: *raising his eyebrows * I was right? YES!!
^Heero pulls out his gun, shouts, 'Omea o Korosu' and shots ^
Heero: That Heero stole line!
Duo, Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre: *In one giant shout * RELENA!!!
^The shark died ^
Quatre: *Whimpering * Poor shark...
Trowa: *Squeezes Quatre's hand * Animals have feelings to, ya know!!
Duo: Damn it! He missed!
Wufei: Injustice!
^Heero reaches for Relena, gets her into a embrace and ^
Duo: Precedes to shot her also.
Quatre: Throws her off the boat.
Wufei: Bitch-slaps her.
^Kisses her passionately *
Heero: *turns white has a sheet of paper * ...
Duo: All of a sudden, Heero turns into alien and proceeds to suck her brains out.
Quatre: Relena turns into spawn and demands he have her demon child.
Wufei: Kissing *BLECH *
^Soon they went back to their room and ^
Duo: Had sex!
Heero: *once again slaps Duo *
^Got dressed for the ball that night. Relena wore a black dress ^
Duo: *gets out of seat and stomps foot * HEY! That's my color!
Heero: How many times are we going to change on this trip? Geez...
Wufei: Does this story even have a plot?
Quatre: *Whispering to himself * Yes, what is the plot? What's the point? Life has no meaning...*cracks like when he used the zero system * WHY?! THE QUESTIONS?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Trowa: *shakes Quatre shoulder * Are you ok?
Quatre: *whimper... *
^and Heero wore a black tuxedo ^
Heero: *lip quivering * What? No spandex?
Duo: *stands up again and stomps foot * Leave the color black alone!! What did it do to you? UMMMM???
^Soon Heero and Relena where sitting down in the ballroom eating ^
Duo: The dead shark remains.
Quatre: Crap.
Trowa: I will not eat green eggs and ham, Sam I am, I will not eat them in a house...
Wufei: Would you care to sample the monkey brains, sir?
Heero: If vegetarians like animals so much, why do they always eat their food?
^Steak baked potato laced with ^
Heero: Acid
Duo: LSD
Trowa: Cocaine
Quatre: Angel Dust
Wufei: Morphine
^Bacon and cheddar cheese. Soon the music started and Heero escorted Relena to the dance floor ^
Heero: Why am I always stuck dancing with that bitch?
Duo: *Pretending to be Heero * Oops, sorry Relena. Did I step on your feet AGAIN?!
Wufei: Dancing is weak!
Quatre: Come on baby do the locomotion with me!
Trowa: Everybody Mambo!
^Relena and Heero's bodies slowly made their way around the ballroom floor ^
Duo: Their bodies? What are they? Dead?
Quatre: Hey Magrete I'm! They all want me, they can't have me! *stands up and shakes butt *
Heero: Can I accidentally swing her into the orchestra? PLEASE?!
Trowa: Walk like an Egyptian!
Wufei: Everyone do the electric slide! *Whoosh *
^Soon, they ^
Duo: Passionately making love on the ballroom floor!!
Heero: *slaps Duo again * Omean o Kurosu!!
Quatre: Done with the dance? Now die!!
Trowa: Taking out explosives and shooting everyone
Wufei: Shot.
^Back in their room making ^
Duo: Love!
Heero: *slaps Duo *
Quatre: Cookies?
Wufei: Sock puppet avengers?
Trowa: Explosives?
^------love ^
Heero: *faints *
Duo: I was right! *Does victory dance *
Quatre: I smell a lemon
Trowa: Lime
Wufei: Yaoi ahead!!
^They did it at least 20 times ^
Duo: OH MY GOD! Even I don't have that much energy!
Quatre: It's not the 'stair master' it's the 'sex master'
Trowa: He is the 'Perfect Solider' among other things
Heero: *woke up, reads next line and faints again *
^Then they went to sleep ^
Duo: Boy, that was exciting...not!
Quatre: The question is, what did they do 20 times? Made Love? Or blip each others blip to blip? Or blip and then blip blip?
Trowa: *Turns to Quatre * You saucy thing *pulls Quatre over the chairs behind the others and glomps Quatre *
Wufei: And I thought my love scenes where boring...*rolls eyes *
^The next day Heero severs Relena ^
Heero: *wakes up * Poison?
Duo: Steroids?
Quatre: *Behind seats * Drugs?
Trowa: *Regrabs Quatre for more *
Wufei: The swift kicks in the ass like she deserves?
^Breakfast in bed. It was so sweet that Relena let Heero ^
Wufei: Shot her
Duo: Run away
Heero: Dismember her
Quatre: *Finally back from glomp fest *Smack her
Trowa: *Also back * Go call a hooker and have some REAL fun for a change. Don't bring the kiddies!
^Kiss her ^
Heero: Wow...what a prize. I'm SOOO happy...
^And so the rest of the week was spent in peaceful and happy time. -The End ^
Heero: Does that mean every day she's attacked by a shark?
Quatre: Boy, am I glad my lemon's scenes are more exciting like the time Trowa fu...GWWAH!
Trowa: *covers Quatre's mouth * I must agree! No need to share!
Wufei: Like I said who needs women? Their useless, my God...If this story didn't prove it, I don't know what will!! *grips sword through out speech *
G-boys are teleported back to the main room of the spaceship.
Duo: So, Heero, want to marry Relena now?
Heero: NO, I want to brake her spine!!
Wufei: Snap,
Trowa: Crackle,
Quatre: Pop!
Relena: So, Hee-chan, ready to marry me?
Heero: Go screw yourself and your pafasicm! *Gives voice the bird *
Relena: *whimpers * Well, then, I'll get you next time!! HAHAHAHAHA! ^click^
Heero: SHIT! I should of said 'yes'...oh well...
~*~
Chibi: See you next time! BLAH!!
Suddenly, a white flash engulfs the gundam pilots and they're transported to a random spaceship. Duo: *Gripping his braid * What in the hell was that?!
Then, a voice appeared out of no where and said-
Relena: Hee-chan! I'm so HAPPY TO have you as a guest!
Heero: *shuts laptop * God, what is this woman's problem?!
Duo: *slaps Heero on the back * You should of killed her when you had the chance!
Relena: Oh no, I didn't transport ALL of the Gundam pilots, did I?
Wufei: Sure as fucking hell did! Kisama
Relena: Oh, shit...Oh well, I'll just have twice as much fun!
Trowa: *Gripping Quatre's hand * What are you going to do to us?
Relena: I'm glad you asked. My plan is to brake Hee-chan of being shy so he can finally admit his true feelings for me!
Heero: Omea o Korosu!!
Relena: See! You've polluted his mind and now I have to set it straight by forcing you to watch cheesy fanfics featuring me and Heero as lovers!! AAHHHHAHHAHAHHHAAAHHH!!!!!!
Quatre: *Shaking against Trowa * EP!
Wufei: Injustice!
Relena: Now let the torture begin!
All the G-pilots are transported to a theater the lights fade and the horror begins...
Duo: *Shutting his eyes and grabbing onto Heero's arm * AHHHHH! THE HUMANITY!!
Heero: BAKA! * Hitting Duo on the head* The fanfic hasn't even started yet!
Duo: *Letting go of Heero * Ha, ha...Oops?
Slowly, the writing appears on the screen: Relena (Queen of the World) and Heero (Her faithful lover)'s trip on a Expensive Yaught. By: Relena
Duo: I'm going to puke *Bwah *
Heero: When have I even been faithful?
Wufei: Even if you shut your eyes, it's written on you're eyelids!
Trowa: She's the queen of the world...
Quatre: And the people wonder why the world's gone crazy!
^Relena gracefully walked onto her yaught while, ^
Heero: But accidentally slips and falls into the water and drowns and that's the end of the story!
Quatre: My yaught's ten times as big!
Duo: Like anything Relena does is 'Graceful'!
^Heero slowly followed behind. This week Heero and Relena where, ^
Trowa: Going to get lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
Quatre: Communicate with giant squids.
Wufei: Commit suicide.
^Enjoy Relena's prized yaught with a trip to Alaska. ^
Duo: *with evil grin * I guess Heeros taking the ice queen home.
Quatre: I hope a polar bear eats her.
Heero: AVALANCHE!!
^They made their way into their room and started ^
Duo: Having sex!
Heero: *slaps Duo *
^Unpacking. That night, Relena and Heero were going to go dancing in the ballroom, but first Relena wanted to ^
Duo: Have sex!
Heero: *slaps Duo once again *
^Go for a swim in the pool. Relena got into her bikini ^
Wufei: God, it's so ugly! *Covers eyes *
Trowa: Playboy, front cover!
Quatre: She wears a itchy, biti, tiny, weny, yellow poka dot bikini...
Heero: Put it on, put it all back on!!
Duo: Hell! I'd look better in that bikini!
^While Heero got into his black speedo. ^
Heero: *eyes wide in shock * MY, GOD, WHY?!?!
Duo: I'm too sexy for my speedo, to sexy for my speedo...
Quatre: At least they aren't skinning dipping...*shudders *
Wufei: Macho-macho man... I've got to be a macho man!
^They get into the pool, when all of a sudden... ^
Duo: Relena's bikini top comes off!
Trowa: Heero's speedo shrinks.
Quatre: A shark eats Relena!
Wufei: Pirates board the ship and shoot a cannonball through Relena.
^...A giant shark attacks Relena!! ^
Heero: *falls out of sit in kneeing position * Praise God!
Quatre: *raising his eyebrows * I was right? YES!!
^Heero pulls out his gun, shouts, 'Omea o Korosu' and shots ^
Heero: That Heero stole line!
Duo, Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre: *In one giant shout * RELENA!!!
^The shark died ^
Quatre: *Whimpering * Poor shark...
Trowa: *Squeezes Quatre's hand * Animals have feelings to, ya know!!
Duo: Damn it! He missed!
Wufei: Injustice!
^Heero reaches for Relena, gets her into a embrace and ^
Duo: Precedes to shot her also.
Quatre: Throws her off the boat.
Wufei: Bitch-slaps her.
^Kisses her passionately *
Heero: *turns white has a sheet of paper * ...
Duo: All of a sudden, Heero turns into alien and proceeds to suck her brains out.
Quatre: Relena turns into spawn and demands he have her demon child.
Wufei: Kissing *BLECH *
^Soon they went back to their room and ^
Duo: Had sex!
Heero: *once again slaps Duo *
^Got dressed for the ball that night. Relena wore a black dress ^
Duo: *gets out of seat and stomps foot * HEY! That's my color!
Heero: How many times are we going to change on this trip? Geez...
Wufei: Does this story even have a plot?
Quatre: *Whispering to himself * Yes, what is the plot? What's the point? Life has no meaning...*cracks like when he used the zero system * WHY?! THE QUESTIONS?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Trowa: *shakes Quatre shoulder * Are you ok?
Quatre: *whimper... *
^and Heero wore a black tuxedo ^
Heero: *lip quivering * What? No spandex?
Duo: *stands up again and stomps foot * Leave the color black alone!! What did it do to you? UMMMM???
^Soon Heero and Relena where sitting down in the ballroom eating ^
Duo: The dead shark remains.
Quatre: Crap.
Trowa: I will not eat green eggs and ham, Sam I am, I will not eat them in a house...
Wufei: Would you care to sample the monkey brains, sir?
Heero: If vegetarians like animals so much, why do they always eat their food?
^Steak baked potato laced with ^
Heero: Acid
Duo: LSD
Trowa: Cocaine
Quatre: Angel Dust
Wufei: Morphine
^Bacon and cheddar cheese. Soon the music started and Heero escorted Relena to the dance floor ^
Heero: Why am I always stuck dancing with that bitch?
Duo: *Pretending to be Heero * Oops, sorry Relena. Did I step on your feet AGAIN?!
Wufei: Dancing is weak!
Quatre: Come on baby do the locomotion with me!
Trowa: Everybody Mambo!
^Relena and Heero's bodies slowly made their way around the ballroom floor ^
Duo: Their bodies? What are they? Dead?
Quatre: Hey Magrete I'm! They all want me, they can't have me! *stands up and shakes butt *
Heero: Can I accidentally swing her into the orchestra? PLEASE?!
Trowa: Walk like an Egyptian!
Wufei: Everyone do the electric slide! *Whoosh *
^Soon, they ^
Duo: Passionately making love on the ballroom floor!!
Heero: *slaps Duo again * Omean o Kurosu!!
Quatre: Done with the dance? Now die!!
Trowa: Taking out explosives and shooting everyone
Wufei: Shot.
^Back in their room making ^
Duo: Love!
Heero: *slaps Duo *
Quatre: Cookies?
Wufei: Sock puppet avengers?
Trowa: Explosives?
^------love ^
Heero: *faints *
Duo: I was right! *Does victory dance *
Quatre: I smell a lemon
Trowa: Lime
Wufei: Yaoi ahead!!
^They did it at least 20 times ^
Duo: OH MY GOD! Even I don't have that much energy!
Quatre: It's not the 'stair master' it's the 'sex master'
Trowa: He is the 'Perfect Solider' among other things
Heero: *woke up, reads next line and faints again *
^Then they went to sleep ^
Duo: Boy, that was exciting...not!
Quatre: The question is, what did they do 20 times? Made Love? Or blip each others blip to blip? Or blip and then blip blip?
Trowa: *Turns to Quatre * You saucy thing *pulls Quatre over the chairs behind the others and glomps Quatre *
Wufei: And I thought my love scenes where boring...*rolls eyes *
^The next day Heero severs Relena ^
Heero: *wakes up * Poison?
Duo: Steroids?
Quatre: *Behind seats * Drugs?
Trowa: *Regrabs Quatre for more *
Wufei: The swift kicks in the ass like she deserves?
^Breakfast in bed. It was so sweet that Relena let Heero ^
Wufei: Shot her
Duo: Run away
Heero: Dismember her
Quatre: *Finally back from glomp fest *Smack her
Trowa: *Also back * Go call a hooker and have some REAL fun for a change. Don't bring the kiddies!
^Kiss her ^
Heero: Wow...what a prize. I'm SOOO happy...
^And so the rest of the week was spent in peaceful and happy time. -The End ^
Heero: Does that mean every day she's attacked by a shark?
Quatre: Boy, am I glad my lemon's scenes are more exciting like the time Trowa fu...GWWAH!
Trowa: *covers Quatre's mouth * I must agree! No need to share!
Wufei: Like I said who needs women? Their useless, my God...If this story didn't prove it, I don't know what will!! *grips sword through out speech *
G-boys are teleported back to the main room of the spaceship.
Duo: So, Heero, want to marry Relena now?
Heero: NO, I want to brake her spine!!
Wufei: Snap,
Trowa: Crackle,
Quatre: Pop!
Relena: So, Hee-chan, ready to marry me?
Heero: Go screw yourself and your pafasicm! *Gives voice the bird *
Relena: *whimpers * Well, then, I'll get you next time!! HAHAHAHAHA! ^click^
Heero: SHIT! I should of said 'yes'...oh well...
~*~
Chibi: See you next time! BLAH!!