* ssp47's Corner * Thanks, Aerena, Demongod86, Lora Hishora, Alex "Wa", Merril25, Striker, SorsX, Lady Wolf Moon, Aya (sure you can be in the next chapter! ^_^), Freefall Insanity, icewater-angel, Ryu-Chibi, DarkDragonX, for the reviews! And technically speakin they're all dead. But it's supposed to be confusin cuz it's funny that way. Heh, ^_^. And one last thing, READ DarkDragonX's fic, the Darkness of Evil. You MUST read it, he's real desperate and needs validation. One chapter fokes, come on. Make him feel good!

Bomb 5:

ssp47: Ok, so what are we gonna do?

Miranda: Hey you guys were the ones who blew up the house so don't look at me

Lavitz: If you wish upon a star, it doesn't matter who you are-

All: O_o

Dart: Mmmmm, corn chips!!!

Lloyd: Hey, gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight!

All: O_O

Dart: * hurls * Huuullaahhhhh!!!!

ssp47: Sick!

Lloyd: Sorry don't know what made me sing that

Meru: Hey let's all go to the Bahmmas!!!

Albert: Oooo!! What a great idea, Barbie!!!

ssp47: You're dead, shut-up!

Albert: No! I've been tortured too long! I try and I try and finally I just can't take it anymore! You're so mean to me! * bawls like a baby *

Rose: * hands him a tissue *

Kongol: Kongol bored out of his mind

Meru: Boring!!!

Lloyd: Ok I'm bored

Dart: I'm like soooo bored, man

Rose: * no comment *

Lavitz: Hey let's play the drinking game!

Haschel: What are we gonna drink with?

Melbu: Why didn't ya say so dude? I got like twenty cans a mountain dew * pulls out the cans *

Albert: Mountain dew!

ssp47: You're dead, can it!

Albert: Ah come on! Let me have another chance. Playing dead is soooo boring!!

ssp47: No

Albert: Pllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!

ssp47: No!

Albert: Strange, that usually works. * sighs *

Lavitz: Twenty cans of Mountain Dew on the wall, hiccup! * becomes drunk *

Dart: Twenty cans of dew on the wall

Lloyd: Take one down

Haschel: Pass it around

Meru: One can subtracted from the wall

All: * raised eyebrows *

Meru: * gulp, gulp *

All: * gulp, drink, gulp, gulp, swallow * MMMmmmmmMMMMmmm caffine!!!!

Melbu: Ahhh! ^_^

Albert: CAFFINE!!! * jumps around like a mad man *

Meru: Leap frog!! * jumps around like a frog * Riiiiibet! Riiiiibet!

Melbu: Dude, you are like so immature

Meru: Ahahahahahahah!!! I win!

Dart: Ok * sratches head *

Lloyd: ^______^

Meru: ^________________________^

Lloyd: ^_________________^

Meru: Mine's bigger!!!

Lloyd: Shut-up!

Dart: We all knew Meru had a big mouth anyway

All: Lol!

Albert: I'm hungry!

ssp47: Not good

Albert: Haschel!!!

Haschel: * gulp, gulp * Mountain dew!!!

ssp47: Haschel!

Haschel: Oh right. Oh save me!!! Albert's gonna eat me!!! * does nothing and grabs another mountain dew can *

Pop!

Haschel: Neh?

* green smoke appears *

Albert: What DID YOU DO MAN!!!! Now I can't eat you!!! Argh!!!

Haschel: How am I supposed to know?!

Shana's spirit: Muwhwhahahahahahah!!! Now you have brought back my spirit from the mountain dew can!!!

Dart: Oh great

Lloyd: -_-;;; She is soooo lame

Rose: * curses silently to herself * I'm gonna send her to Mayfil even if it's the last thing I do

Shana: I have come back to avenge myself on the one who killed me!! * creepy voice *

Albert: O_o Bye guys!!! * runs off *

Miranda: Not so fast, bud! * grabs his shoulder *

Albert: Nooooooo!!! Don't send me to Mayfil!!!

Rose: * grins *

Shana: Now I will torture you all!!!! Look at me now! Will I ever learn I don't know how, but I will suddenly loose control, there's a fire in my soul. Mamma Mia, here I go again-

All: Nooooooooooo!!! NOT THAT!!!!!

Shana: Why, why did I ever let you go. Mamma Mia, now I really know, My my, I could never let you go!

Dart: Not that song!!! Pleeeaaase! Anything but that song!!!!

Shana: Want it to be worse, eh? Alright. * annoying high pitched voice * I love you-

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rose: Argh! That does IT!!! * transforms *

ssp47: R-rose?

Shana: Huh?

Rose: DEMON'S GATE!!! * big black doors appear *

Shana: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! * disappears *

Rose: * breathes deeply * MAN that was annoying!!

All: * cower away *

Melbu: Rotten cheese? * hands a piece to Lloyd *

Lloyd: Hey man, rotten cheese! * eats it *

ssp47: Cut it out you two!

Melbu: Come on now. You gotta feel the power of cheese

ssp47: * sweatdrop *

Miranda: Uh, hello we still don't have a house

Haschel: Let's build one!

Miranda: How?

Haschel: With my magic wand of course. Wanna see it?

Miranda: Eeeh, sure

Haschel: * pulls it out * ___________________ ~*~~~~*~*~~** Wingardium Leviosa!!!

POOF!!!

ssp47: Wow, it's my house

POOF!!!

Lavitz: Heh, my car, weeeeeee!!! Let's go- hiccup!- for a drive!

Meru: Yeah let's go!!!

Lavitz: * drives off *

ssp47: -_-;; Idiots!