Chapter 2: Zechs comes into Play
All the Gundam Pilots are sitting on chairs, couches, ect, while Relena gives them another boring lecture about her and Heero.
Relena: And so the 10th child will be called Heero Peacecraft Dorlen, how happy! *giggling *
Quatre: ...
Trowa: ...
Heero: *fainted long ago *
Wufei: Onna...
Duo: *snore *
Relena: LISTEN TO ME!! *shriek *
Quatre, Trowa, Heero, Wufei and Duo: *Rocked out of dazes by Relena's scream *
Relena: I thought I'd let a *friend~ visit for the next fanfic...
Bright flash of white light, Zechs appears out of the mist.
Duo: Is this a blessing, I think not!
Zechs: *shakes head * What in all the 7 hells was that!?
Relena: Welcome to hell! Haha! ^click^
Quatre: At least its better then Dorothy
Trowa: or Cathy
Wufei: of Sally Po
Duo: or Hilde
Heero: or Relena *shudders *
Zechs: Of course none of the G-pilots want women around *rolls eyes *
Duo: Speak for yourself!
Heero: *Pretending to be Zechs * I'll get the rose essence for your next bath not Lady Une! *pout *
Trowa: *pretending to be Trieze * So many people want me! Zechs, Lady Une, the women I had that crazed girl that wanted to take over the world, the man next door...
Suddenly transported to the Theater Sitting order, right to left: Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei and Zechs
^The day at the zoo with the Relena Peacecraft and the Heero Yuy. By: Relena ^
Duo: The, the, the!
Quatre: Not any old day, 'THE DAY'
Trowa: Nor any old zoo, its 'THE ZOO'
Heero: With 'THE Heero Yuy'
Wufei: With 'THE Relena Peacecraft'
Zechs: No cheap imitations used in the title, only the real thing!
^Heero and Relena decided to go to the zoo ^
Quatre: Please let Relena fall into the shark tank!!
Wufei: *smirking * They will probably mistake her for a run away ape!
Zechs: *crying * Why, what did I do to deserve this?!
Duo: *shouting * Made her queen you asshole!
^First, they visited the birdcages. They were so ^
Heero: Thirsty for Relena's blood!
Duo: The bird, the birds! Alfred Hickcock!!
Trowa: *As the wicked witch of the west * Fly my pretties!! HAHAHA!!
Quatre: Pock her eyes out, pock her eyes out!!
Wufei: *shouting to the birds * Go to the bathroom on her!!
^cute. Next, the tigers. They looked so ^
Duo: Hungry for Relena's flesh!
^fierce and untamed. Next, were the Pandas. They were ready to ^
Wufei: Stick bamboo up Relena's ass!
Duo: Have sex!
Heero: *slaps Duo *
^get feed by the park manager. Soon Heero and Relena sat down to ^
Duo: Have sex!
Heero: *slaps Duo *
Quatre: That poor bench...
Wufei: *as an ant * My God! What a huge eclipse!
Trowa: Play battleship?
Zechs: Heey *melody in back ground * You sunk my battleship!! *pouts *
^eat lunch. After that they ^
Duo: *runs to back of the room * HAD SEX!!
Heero: *runs to back of room, slaps Duo * Omea o Korosu!
Quatre: Went to the bathroom so Relena could be her anorexic self
Trowa: Let lose all the animals in the zoo.
Zechs: Didn't pay the bill and were forced to do dishes
Wufei: *as Relena * I broke a nail!! AH!
^went to see the ^
Trowa: Chip and Dale act!
Heero: The zoo has a chip and dale act?
Duo: I'm going to the zoo next chance I get!
Zechs: *as Chip * Wufei: *as Dale * ~Both stripping to background music ~ Rescue you Ranger, sometimes so crimes...
Quatre: *puts 20 dollars in Wufei's shirt * Wooh! You go girl!
^Monkey show. It was funny when ^
Duo: The monkey spit on Relena
Quatre: Or started glomping her
Trowa: Like this? *grabs Quatre and goes to the back seats, again! *
Heero: *pretending to be monkey, taking to Relena * Oh mommy! I'm so happy to see you again!
Zechs: *as monkey * MY GOD! I don't want to evolve into that hideous creature!!
Wufei: The monkey stole the gun from Heero and shot Relena
^the monkey did a little dance. After that, they were at the bear cages. One bear looked like it was about to ^
Duo: Mast----GWAHHH!
Heero: *puts hands over Duo's mouth * Silence is golden!
Quatre: *appearing for behind seats * ~~singing~~ You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammal so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel *disappear and continue glomp fest *
Wufei: Geez, those two are horny!
Zechs: Reminds me of the time Trieze and I...
^get a bath. It was so cute watching ^
Wufei: The bear get a sponge bath by a cute nurse
Duo: *as bear * A little lower...a little more...
Quatre: *from behind seat * Bears are so...*quickly quieted by Trowa *
Zechs: The bear eat the bar of soap and burped bubbles *giggles *
Heero: *whispering to Duo * He's losing it, and fast! We're not even half way done!
^the bear play with the bubbles. Soon, Relena was amazed be the size of ^
Duo: Heero's - DWW!
Heero: *pinches Duo * Will you SHUT up about the sex already?!
Wufei: Her breast implants
Quatre: *now back * Heero's gun, now implanted deeply in her skull
^the rubber ^
Duo: *shouts * Cond-o~~! AHHHH!
Heero: *knocks Duo out * I said SHUT up about the sex! Omea o Kurosu!
Trowa: Pole?
Quatre: Stick?
Zechs: Pencil?
Wufei: Bamboo from the pandas?
^duck that Heero had bought her. Later the Relena and the Heero left the zoo having had the best day they had. -The End ^
Duo: *awake * Again with the 'thes'!
Wufei: *standing up proudly * Well, I'm the Wufei! *ta-da *
Heero: I think I'm going to get the gun and shot the Relena's brains out!!
Zechs: *shaking head, chanting * I'm going to kill her, I'm going to kill her, I'm going to kill her...
Quatre: *staring at screen *How in the hell can Relena get these things published?! There's no FUCKING POINT!!
Trowa, Heero, Duo, Zechs and Wufei: *stare at Quatre with amazed look *
Quatre: *blushing red crimson * Oops? ...ha...ha
Flash of white light and all the G-boys and Zechs are transported to the main room
Heero: *blinking eyes repeatable * I hate that!
Relena: So Hee-chan, do you L-O-V-E me? Want to marry me!?
Heero: N-Gwah??!
Duo: *nudges Heero and gives reminding wink *
Heero: *biting his lip * Of...c-o-u-r-s-e Re-lena...*Grrrrrr... *
Relena: Hee-chan, say you love me!
Heero: *begins to sweat *Ummm...ummm...
Relena: *sounding impatient * I'm waiting!
Heero: *looking faint * I...i...luv...lov...*throws hands up * WHO AM I KIDDING?! I hate your guts, you home wrenching slut!!
Relena: *crying * Zechs, aren't you going to defend me?
Zechs: *talking to Wufei about Trieze * What?
Relena: I hate you all! Zechs, you're coming home! *slams fist on button *
Zechs is surrounded by a white light and disappears
Duo: *pointing to himself * Me next, me next!!
Heero: *hits Duo * You want to go were Relena is?!
Duo: *startled * NO! I just mean I want out of here!
Heero: *seductively * SOOOO~~ you don't like spending time with me~~?
Duo: Oh course I do!
Heero opens door to closet and quickly throws Duo in and Heero quickly follows
Quatre: *looking around * Are there anymore closets around here?
Trowa: Who needs a closet? *glomps Quatre *
Wufei: *staring blankly * Ah, to hell with it *opens closet door and jumps in *
~*~
Chibi: REMEMBER!! This is done by my ELDER SIS!! NOT ME!! No flames toward me pleasez!!
Chibi's elder sis: Owari~~ ///o
All the Gundam Pilots are sitting on chairs, couches, ect, while Relena gives them another boring lecture about her and Heero.
Relena: And so the 10th child will be called Heero Peacecraft Dorlen, how happy! *giggling *
Quatre: ...
Trowa: ...
Heero: *fainted long ago *
Wufei: Onna...
Duo: *snore *
Relena: LISTEN TO ME!! *shriek *
Quatre, Trowa, Heero, Wufei and Duo: *Rocked out of dazes by Relena's scream *
Relena: I thought I'd let a *friend~ visit for the next fanfic...
Bright flash of white light, Zechs appears out of the mist.
Duo: Is this a blessing, I think not!
Zechs: *shakes head * What in all the 7 hells was that!?
Relena: Welcome to hell! Haha! ^click^
Quatre: At least its better then Dorothy
Trowa: or Cathy
Wufei: of Sally Po
Duo: or Hilde
Heero: or Relena *shudders *
Zechs: Of course none of the G-pilots want women around *rolls eyes *
Duo: Speak for yourself!
Heero: *Pretending to be Zechs * I'll get the rose essence for your next bath not Lady Une! *pout *
Trowa: *pretending to be Trieze * So many people want me! Zechs, Lady Une, the women I had that crazed girl that wanted to take over the world, the man next door...
Suddenly transported to the Theater Sitting order, right to left: Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei and Zechs
^The day at the zoo with the Relena Peacecraft and the Heero Yuy. By: Relena ^
Duo: The, the, the!
Quatre: Not any old day, 'THE DAY'
Trowa: Nor any old zoo, its 'THE ZOO'
Heero: With 'THE Heero Yuy'
Wufei: With 'THE Relena Peacecraft'
Zechs: No cheap imitations used in the title, only the real thing!
^Heero and Relena decided to go to the zoo ^
Quatre: Please let Relena fall into the shark tank!!
Wufei: *smirking * They will probably mistake her for a run away ape!
Zechs: *crying * Why, what did I do to deserve this?!
Duo: *shouting * Made her queen you asshole!
^First, they visited the birdcages. They were so ^
Heero: Thirsty for Relena's blood!
Duo: The bird, the birds! Alfred Hickcock!!
Trowa: *As the wicked witch of the west * Fly my pretties!! HAHAHA!!
Quatre: Pock her eyes out, pock her eyes out!!
Wufei: *shouting to the birds * Go to the bathroom on her!!
^cute. Next, the tigers. They looked so ^
Duo: Hungry for Relena's flesh!
^fierce and untamed. Next, were the Pandas. They were ready to ^
Wufei: Stick bamboo up Relena's ass!
Duo: Have sex!
Heero: *slaps Duo *
^get feed by the park manager. Soon Heero and Relena sat down to ^
Duo: Have sex!
Heero: *slaps Duo *
Quatre: That poor bench...
Wufei: *as an ant * My God! What a huge eclipse!
Trowa: Play battleship?
Zechs: Heey *melody in back ground * You sunk my battleship!! *pouts *
^eat lunch. After that they ^
Duo: *runs to back of the room * HAD SEX!!
Heero: *runs to back of room, slaps Duo * Omea o Korosu!
Quatre: Went to the bathroom so Relena could be her anorexic self
Trowa: Let lose all the animals in the zoo.
Zechs: Didn't pay the bill and were forced to do dishes
Wufei: *as Relena * I broke a nail!! AH!
^went to see the ^
Trowa: Chip and Dale act!
Heero: The zoo has a chip and dale act?
Duo: I'm going to the zoo next chance I get!
Zechs: *as Chip * Wufei: *as Dale * ~Both stripping to background music ~ Rescue you Ranger, sometimes so crimes...
Quatre: *puts 20 dollars in Wufei's shirt * Wooh! You go girl!
^Monkey show. It was funny when ^
Duo: The monkey spit on Relena
Quatre: Or started glomping her
Trowa: Like this? *grabs Quatre and goes to the back seats, again! *
Heero: *pretending to be monkey, taking to Relena * Oh mommy! I'm so happy to see you again!
Zechs: *as monkey * MY GOD! I don't want to evolve into that hideous creature!!
Wufei: The monkey stole the gun from Heero and shot Relena
^the monkey did a little dance. After that, they were at the bear cages. One bear looked like it was about to ^
Duo: Mast----GWAHHH!
Heero: *puts hands over Duo's mouth * Silence is golden!
Quatre: *appearing for behind seats * ~~singing~~ You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammal so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel *disappear and continue glomp fest *
Wufei: Geez, those two are horny!
Zechs: Reminds me of the time Trieze and I...
^get a bath. It was so cute watching ^
Wufei: The bear get a sponge bath by a cute nurse
Duo: *as bear * A little lower...a little more...
Quatre: *from behind seat * Bears are so...*quickly quieted by Trowa *
Zechs: The bear eat the bar of soap and burped bubbles *giggles *
Heero: *whispering to Duo * He's losing it, and fast! We're not even half way done!
^the bear play with the bubbles. Soon, Relena was amazed be the size of ^
Duo: Heero's - DWW!
Heero: *pinches Duo * Will you SHUT up about the sex already?!
Wufei: Her breast implants
Quatre: *now back * Heero's gun, now implanted deeply in her skull
^the rubber ^
Duo: *shouts * Cond-o~~! AHHHH!
Heero: *knocks Duo out * I said SHUT up about the sex! Omea o Kurosu!
Trowa: Pole?
Quatre: Stick?
Zechs: Pencil?
Wufei: Bamboo from the pandas?
^duck that Heero had bought her. Later the Relena and the Heero left the zoo having had the best day they had. -The End ^
Duo: *awake * Again with the 'thes'!
Wufei: *standing up proudly * Well, I'm the Wufei! *ta-da *
Heero: I think I'm going to get the gun and shot the Relena's brains out!!
Zechs: *shaking head, chanting * I'm going to kill her, I'm going to kill her, I'm going to kill her...
Quatre: *staring at screen *How in the hell can Relena get these things published?! There's no FUCKING POINT!!
Trowa, Heero, Duo, Zechs and Wufei: *stare at Quatre with amazed look *
Quatre: *blushing red crimson * Oops? ...ha...ha
Flash of white light and all the G-boys and Zechs are transported to the main room
Heero: *blinking eyes repeatable * I hate that!
Relena: So Hee-chan, do you L-O-V-E me? Want to marry me!?
Heero: N-Gwah??!
Duo: *nudges Heero and gives reminding wink *
Heero: *biting his lip * Of...c-o-u-r-s-e Re-lena...*Grrrrrr... *
Relena: Hee-chan, say you love me!
Heero: *begins to sweat *Ummm...ummm...
Relena: *sounding impatient * I'm waiting!
Heero: *looking faint * I...i...luv...lov...*throws hands up * WHO AM I KIDDING?! I hate your guts, you home wrenching slut!!
Relena: *crying * Zechs, aren't you going to defend me?
Zechs: *talking to Wufei about Trieze * What?
Relena: I hate you all! Zechs, you're coming home! *slams fist on button *
Zechs is surrounded by a white light and disappears
Duo: *pointing to himself * Me next, me next!!
Heero: *hits Duo * You want to go were Relena is?!
Duo: *startled * NO! I just mean I want out of here!
Heero: *seductively * SOOOO~~ you don't like spending time with me~~?
Duo: Oh course I do!
Heero opens door to closet and quickly throws Duo in and Heero quickly follows
Quatre: *looking around * Are there anymore closets around here?
Trowa: Who needs a closet? *glomps Quatre *
Wufei: *staring blankly * Ah, to hell with it *opens closet door and jumps in *
~*~
Chibi: REMEMBER!! This is done by my ELDER SIS!! NOT ME!! No flames toward me pleasez!!
Chibi's elder sis: Owari~~ ///o