* ssp47's Corner * Thanks, Aerena, Alex "Wa", Merril25, Striker, Lady Wolf
Moon, Aya, Freefall Insanity, icewater-angel, DarkDragonX, for the reviews!
Oh man you guys can grab the pitch forks now. I'm soooooo sorry I haven't
updated in so long. And I'm gonna have some of my reviewers in this fic, so
bear with me if I don't get your personality right.
Bomb 6:
Lavitz: * drivin through the city * Let's get together yeah, yeah!
Dart: ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING ALREADY!!!
* silence *
Dart: That's better.
Lavitz: Old man riiiiiiiiiiiiver
Dart: GAH!!!
Albert: I'm still hungry!
Haschel: Let's stop at a restaurant.
Melbu: How about Big Boy, dudes?
Miranda: Yeah there's Big Boy over there.
Dart: My mom told me I was a big boy.
Lloyd: I'm sure she said that when she was giving birth.
Lavitz: * parks car * Thank you for choosing Lavitz GetawaystoFaraways. Please remove all selt belts, cousions, candy rappers from the floor. Thank you.
All: * leave car and enter Big Boy *
Melbu: Ahh, smells great in here doesn't it?
Aya (as the waitress): Good evening all you homeless people please come with me-
Haschel: Oh we're not homeless anymore. Well we used to be but that was before Melbu blew up ssp47's house and sent it to the moon and back. THAT'S when we were homeless, but just a chapter ago I re-built the house with my magic wand. * looks very proud * ^_^
Aya: Sure. Now please sit at the trough with the pigs and I'll be right back.
Albert: * looks very offended * I? I?! I the king have to sit with barn yard animals?!
Dart: Yeah well Sea World is over there if you prefer jumping baby seals.
Albert: * eyes turn to hearts * Seeaaallsss!!! ^_^ * runs off *
All: * sit in trough *
Melbu: Oh, pigs dudes.
Piggy: Oink, oink! * runs up to Lavitz * Oinky Woinky!
Lavitz: * pats pig * Nice pig.
Melbu: Heya cool piggy dude.
Piggy: Bionky Kionky!!
Lavitz: I think this pig is on crack.
Melbu: I can understand him! ^_^
Meru: Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies!
All: Ewww
Lloyd: * moves around uncomfortably * What the heck am I sitting on? * moves butt *
Muddy person: O_O AHHHHHHH!!!!
Lloyd: Oh sorry. * sits on it again *
Meru: Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies!
All: You said that already!
Meru: Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! * speech gets faster and faster *
Rose: She's tape recorder with a short circuit.
Melbu: You are like so totally right, dude.
Rose: I'm not a dude.
Aya: * pulls out mallet *
WHACK!!!
Aya: Anything else I can do?
Meru: -_- Man I feel tired.
Aya: How about some aspirin?
Lavitz: How about some Sanity Medication.
Miranda: Look who's talking!
Lavitz: * throws a mud ball at her *
Miranda: * acts dramatic * I've been shot!
Lavitz: * muffles laugh* Heehehheehahheh.
Aya: I'll be right back.
* in kitchen *
Lady Wolf Moon(as cook): What should I make? Hmm. How about BeefintheBox? All I do is add water.
Merril25(as laundry woman): Why the crap am I a laundry woman? Why would you need to do laundry at a restaurant? I mean it sounds like I'm one of those pathetic super heroes. Laundry woman!
Aya: Are you guys done with the food yet? Oh wait they haven't ordered yet, dang!
Lady Wolf Moon: No problem Aya. Everyone loves BeefintheBox! * grabs pitcher and pours water over a dry wooden block * Presto! Beef, it's what's for dinner!
Aya: K, but as much as I appreciate that Lady, may I remind you that that's the only thing you've served our customers for the past three years?!
Merril25: And I've been washing nothing! What's up with that?!
Aya: That's your problem, and it's beside the point!
Lady Wolf Moon: You wanted a job so.
Merril25: But laundry?
Both: * shrug *
Lady Wolf Moon: So what am I going to do with this beef?
Aya: Feed it to the pigs.
* at trough *
Dart: * snort, breath, sucks up snot and swallows it *
Pig: Oink!
Kongol: * suddenly pulls out axe * Kongol hungry!
Lloyd: Somebody save us!
Kongol: Not dramatic pathetic Wingly! Me want piggy!
Lloyd: Oh, well then.
Pig: * suddenly flies in the air *
Haschel: What? Flying pigs?
Meru: Oh I wanna fly too!!! * takes off and flies *
Pig: O_o * attacks Meru *
Meru: Ah ow! Dang pig! * grabs hammer *
SMACK!!
Pig: X_x * falls onto Kongol hand *
Kongol: * munch, crunch * ^_^
* blood gushes everywhere *
All: Ewww
Lavitz: Don't ya think you could've spared us that splatter?
Kongol: Question now is, what Kongol eat when pig gone?
Lavitz: * shuts up *
Lady Wolf Moon: Who wants BeefintheBox?
Rose: Everything comes packaged these days.
Dart: So what were the old days like?
Rose: Well they * pauses * I can't remember.
Melbu: Neither can I man and I've been traveling in Zeig's body.
Rose: You were asleep then.
Melbu: Not totally.
Lady Wolf Moon: Any takers?
Dead pig: Oink!
Lady Wolf Moon: * throws beef *
Dead pig: Mmm, Mmm good!
Kongol: * cough, cough, cough, choke, gag, cough, cough *
Miranda: Hungry? Grab a Snickers.
Aya: Wasn't there eight of you?
Haschel: 'Was'.
Albert: * over at SeaWorld * Awww! What a great throw momma seal. Do it again!
All: -_-;; Ignore him and maybe he'll go away.
Aya: Alright. Enjoy your meal. * leaves *
Albert: Hey you guys gotta come see this! This seal can throw balls one centimeter into the air!
Lloyd: * thinks to himself * Just ignore him. Once he's out in the wild where no one can hear him scream, everything will be fine. *
Melbu: * thinks to himself * Once I get all of them out into the wild where no one an hear them scream, everything will be fine.
Haschel: Hey I'm gonna go call ssp47.
Lavitz: * pulls out a gun * You touch that phone and I'll blow your brains out!
Haschel: You're dead! You can't pull the trigger!
Lavitz: Dangit!
Haschel: * dials phone * Hello. Yeah uh-huh. Yeah. Ok. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh- huh. Heh. Oh? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah it was all your Lavtiz's fault. Yeah, uh- huh. Yeah he tried to kill me a second ago. Uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh- huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Of course, alright, uh-huh, bye.
Miranda: If I hear uh-huh one more time I'm gonna kill him!
Haschel: Ok I got her.
Dart: Is she coming to get us?
Haschel: Uh-huh.
Miranda: GAHHHHHH!!!! * goes crazy and starts pulling out her hair *
Meru: Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies!
Lloyd: Ancestor give me strength.
* ssp47's Corner * Ok I almost made 7 pages. Hope ya'll like it! Ok now review!
Bomb 6:
Lavitz: * drivin through the city * Let's get together yeah, yeah!
Dart: ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING ALREADY!!!
* silence *
Dart: That's better.
Lavitz: Old man riiiiiiiiiiiiver
Dart: GAH!!!
Albert: I'm still hungry!
Haschel: Let's stop at a restaurant.
Melbu: How about Big Boy, dudes?
Miranda: Yeah there's Big Boy over there.
Dart: My mom told me I was a big boy.
Lloyd: I'm sure she said that when she was giving birth.
Lavitz: * parks car * Thank you for choosing Lavitz GetawaystoFaraways. Please remove all selt belts, cousions, candy rappers from the floor. Thank you.
All: * leave car and enter Big Boy *
Melbu: Ahh, smells great in here doesn't it?
Aya (as the waitress): Good evening all you homeless people please come with me-
Haschel: Oh we're not homeless anymore. Well we used to be but that was before Melbu blew up ssp47's house and sent it to the moon and back. THAT'S when we were homeless, but just a chapter ago I re-built the house with my magic wand. * looks very proud * ^_^
Aya: Sure. Now please sit at the trough with the pigs and I'll be right back.
Albert: * looks very offended * I? I?! I the king have to sit with barn yard animals?!
Dart: Yeah well Sea World is over there if you prefer jumping baby seals.
Albert: * eyes turn to hearts * Seeaaallsss!!! ^_^ * runs off *
All: * sit in trough *
Melbu: Oh, pigs dudes.
Piggy: Oink, oink! * runs up to Lavitz * Oinky Woinky!
Lavitz: * pats pig * Nice pig.
Melbu: Heya cool piggy dude.
Piggy: Bionky Kionky!!
Lavitz: I think this pig is on crack.
Melbu: I can understand him! ^_^
Meru: Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies!
All: Ewww
Lloyd: * moves around uncomfortably * What the heck am I sitting on? * moves butt *
Muddy person: O_O AHHHHHHH!!!!
Lloyd: Oh sorry. * sits on it again *
Meru: Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies!
All: You said that already!
Meru: Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies! * speech gets faster and faster *
Rose: She's tape recorder with a short circuit.
Melbu: You are like so totally right, dude.
Rose: I'm not a dude.
Aya: * pulls out mallet *
WHACK!!!
Aya: Anything else I can do?
Meru: -_- Man I feel tired.
Aya: How about some aspirin?
Lavitz: How about some Sanity Medication.
Miranda: Look who's talking!
Lavitz: * throws a mud ball at her *
Miranda: * acts dramatic * I've been shot!
Lavitz: * muffles laugh* Heehehheehahheh.
Aya: I'll be right back.
* in kitchen *
Lady Wolf Moon(as cook): What should I make? Hmm. How about BeefintheBox? All I do is add water.
Merril25(as laundry woman): Why the crap am I a laundry woman? Why would you need to do laundry at a restaurant? I mean it sounds like I'm one of those pathetic super heroes. Laundry woman!
Aya: Are you guys done with the food yet? Oh wait they haven't ordered yet, dang!
Lady Wolf Moon: No problem Aya. Everyone loves BeefintheBox! * grabs pitcher and pours water over a dry wooden block * Presto! Beef, it's what's for dinner!
Aya: K, but as much as I appreciate that Lady, may I remind you that that's the only thing you've served our customers for the past three years?!
Merril25: And I've been washing nothing! What's up with that?!
Aya: That's your problem, and it's beside the point!
Lady Wolf Moon: You wanted a job so.
Merril25: But laundry?
Both: * shrug *
Lady Wolf Moon: So what am I going to do with this beef?
Aya: Feed it to the pigs.
* at trough *
Dart: * snort, breath, sucks up snot and swallows it *
Pig: Oink!
Kongol: * suddenly pulls out axe * Kongol hungry!
Lloyd: Somebody save us!
Kongol: Not dramatic pathetic Wingly! Me want piggy!
Lloyd: Oh, well then.
Pig: * suddenly flies in the air *
Haschel: What? Flying pigs?
Meru: Oh I wanna fly too!!! * takes off and flies *
Pig: O_o * attacks Meru *
Meru: Ah ow! Dang pig! * grabs hammer *
SMACK!!
Pig: X_x * falls onto Kongol hand *
Kongol: * munch, crunch * ^_^
* blood gushes everywhere *
All: Ewww
Lavitz: Don't ya think you could've spared us that splatter?
Kongol: Question now is, what Kongol eat when pig gone?
Lavitz: * shuts up *
Lady Wolf Moon: Who wants BeefintheBox?
Rose: Everything comes packaged these days.
Dart: So what were the old days like?
Rose: Well they * pauses * I can't remember.
Melbu: Neither can I man and I've been traveling in Zeig's body.
Rose: You were asleep then.
Melbu: Not totally.
Lady Wolf Moon: Any takers?
Dead pig: Oink!
Lady Wolf Moon: * throws beef *
Dead pig: Mmm, Mmm good!
Kongol: * cough, cough, cough, choke, gag, cough, cough *
Miranda: Hungry? Grab a Snickers.
Aya: Wasn't there eight of you?
Haschel: 'Was'.
Albert: * over at SeaWorld * Awww! What a great throw momma seal. Do it again!
All: -_-;; Ignore him and maybe he'll go away.
Aya: Alright. Enjoy your meal. * leaves *
Albert: Hey you guys gotta come see this! This seal can throw balls one centimeter into the air!
Lloyd: * thinks to himself * Just ignore him. Once he's out in the wild where no one can hear him scream, everything will be fine. *
Melbu: * thinks to himself * Once I get all of them out into the wild where no one an hear them scream, everything will be fine.
Haschel: Hey I'm gonna go call ssp47.
Lavitz: * pulls out a gun * You touch that phone and I'll blow your brains out!
Haschel: You're dead! You can't pull the trigger!
Lavitz: Dangit!
Haschel: * dials phone * Hello. Yeah uh-huh. Yeah. Ok. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh- huh. Heh. Oh? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah it was all your Lavtiz's fault. Yeah, uh- huh. Yeah he tried to kill me a second ago. Uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh- huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Of course, alright, uh-huh, bye.
Miranda: If I hear uh-huh one more time I'm gonna kill him!
Haschel: Ok I got her.
Dart: Is she coming to get us?
Haschel: Uh-huh.
Miranda: GAHHHHHH!!!! * goes crazy and starts pulling out her hair *
Meru: Wow look at all this mud!! I'll be nice and make you all mud pies!
Lloyd: Ancestor give me strength.
* ssp47's Corner * Ok I almost made 7 pages. Hope ya'll like it! Ok now review!