Chapter 3
Heero, Duo and Wufei are still in the closet while Trowa and Quatre finally got a room.
Relena: Hee-chan! Come out, come out where ever you are~!
Heero: *opens closet door and only pops out head * What is it Relena? *sounds just a little impatient *
Relena: What are you doing in a closet?
Heero: ...
Duo: *head pops out of closet, hair messed up * He's cleaning his gun! ~air reeking of suggestions~
Relena: *not sounding convinced * His gun? Why in a closet?
Wufei: *head now also out, hair completely out of ponytail * We all needed to clean out guns and the closet...is because, we can! We're gundam pilots! We can do what we want! *after speech, grabs Duo's ponytail and they disappear *
Relena: *irritated * All right! I'll come back later. ^click ^
Wufei: *from closet * Women! So gullible!!
Heero: Whatever *shuts closet door *
~~One Hour Later~~
Duo: Geez! What room could those two gone to?
Heero, Wufei and Duo are looking for Quatre and Trowa and having little success.
Wufei: *lifts up hand * Just listen...
Wufei, Duo and Heero: ......
Trowa: *voice in a room down the hall * Your stuck, Quatre!! Just face the facts!
Duo: *looks at Heero *
Heero: *looks at Wufei *
Wufei: Come on! *starts running down the hall *
Duo, Wufei and Heero, all three staring at door they heard the noises from, but to afraid to open it. So they just eavesdrop.
Quatre: *wineing * (or however you spell it...) Oh, come on Trowa! Help me out! You just can't leave me stuck like this!
Trowa: It's your own fault! I told you not to move their, but did you listen to me!? NO! Now you're in too deep, but don't look at me for pity!
Quatre: *pouting voice * All right, fine, your move!
Trowa makes move.
Quatre: *groaning * Oh, that really helped!
Duo, Wufei and Heero all staring at each other thinking *go figure *, very yaoi thoughts.
Duo: *now unable to control self, throws door open *
Quatre and Trowa are just playing chess, geez, but......
Quatre: *jumps out of chair crimson and runs behind Trowa *
Heero: MY GOD! You're only playing chess, but
Wufei: IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS?!
Trowa and Quatre: *both only have time to put on boxers *
Why only boxers you ask? Well, just then a flash of light transports them to the theater
Wufei: Thanks for the warning, onna!
Relena: Surprised? Ha-Ha! Have fun! ^click ^
Quatre has cute little Sandrock boxers and Trowa has Heavyarms boxers.
Duo: Cute, Quatre, very cute! //o;
Trowa: *Grrrr~ Hands off Maxwell!
Wufei: The fanfic, the fanfic!!
^Relena and Heero meetings (the way it should have happened) By: Relena ^
^Today, Relena was so happy because she had a new transfer student coming into her ^
Duo: Skirt?
Wufei: Doesn't she go to an all girl school?
Trowa: How did Heero get in then?
Quatre: It wasn't! I went there too! Although the uniforms was gay enough!
^class. His name was Heero Yuy. ^
Heero: *bad James Bond impression * The name's Yuy. Heero Yuy. *Ok...very BAD impression *
^She had heard he was a Gundam pilot and was ^
Duo: OK, she hasn't even met him and knows all this?! STALKER!!
Wufei: *as Relena * I do not stalk! It is called, *gathering data * by watching his every movement for a week!
Quatre: A mental patient that had escaped from a mental ward
Heero: *at Quatre * Yuy glare of Death
Trowa: Back off, fruit bar!
^really nice ^
Heero: Really NICE? Ok.......
Duo: Oh ya! Heero is definitely someone I would classify as 'REALLY NICE'
Quatre: Ah, for a deranged psychopath!
Trowa: I bet he's REALLY neat too
^As Heero entered her classroom, she ran up to him and ^
Heero: Fell, braking all the bones in her body
Duo: Fell causing her skirt to flip up and the students who saw this went blind
Wufei: If that happened, I would have wished I was blind beforehand!
Trowa: Full moon tonight!
^said, 'Hello, my name's Relena' ^
Heero: *as Heero in story * Funny, Relena doesn't seem like a name that would fit a crazed serial killer
Duo: No, Heero. She doesn't have an obsession on KILLING, she has an obsession of BEING killed!!
Quatre: *as Relena on beach * Heero~~ I'm waiting for you to come and kill me~~!!
Trowa: And what about those strange friends that always followed her, fawning all over her? And they we're all GIRLS!
Wufei: And she says we're yaoi!
^Heero slowly answers back, 'I'm Heero' ^
Heero: What? I can't even say my own name?
Duo: Heero, heero, feero, beero, aeero, meero, zeero, Heero!! *bad version of a name game *
Quatre: *looking like a teacher * And my name's Quatre. Let's say it together class, Q-U-A-T-R-E...very good
Trowa: Yes, thank you very mush for the Mouse Club roll call
Wufei: *bad Chinese accent * Chang~~ Wu Gay~~~
^'Do you want to go to lunch with me?' asked Relena ^
Heero: Hell~no, you home wrecker!!
Duo: Ha-ha, funny joke. Do you know another one?? HUM???
Trowa: *Heero impression * The perfect solider doesn't need to eat
Quatre: *sarcasm * SURE! And after that, let's go have tea with the Queen of Britain!!
Wufei: Food? Want a knuckle sandwich, bitch?!
^'Sure.' Answered Heero and off walked Relena ^
Heero: Into the sunset where she was burned alive. How sad. *boo-hoo *
Wufei: Right over the end of a cliff
Trowa: Into the forest where she was brutally torn apart by a bear
^and Heero into the cafeteria, where Heero bought ^
Heero: A handgun and shoot Relena dead
Trowa: Relena a life
^Relena a sandwich and a diet coke ^
Heero: God, I refuse to feed that witch!
Duo: A diet soda...hum...
Quatre: *at McDonald's drive through * I want a Big Max, large frie and a DIET coke, got it?
Trowa: *as pimply face teenager taking order * Ok, you want a Quarter pounder (no cheese), small frie (no salt), and a coke
Wufei: That is so true!
^Soon, Heero and Relena were having a quiet lunch under a large tree ^
Heero: Tree hit by lighting. Oh no.
Duo: Heero's the perfect soldier, so Heero won't die
Quatre: *as Satan * Burn in hell! Ho-ho~~
Wufei: What about Heero? He didn't get anything to eat or did he spend all his money on Relena?
Trowa: Where does he keep his money? His spandex?
^After lunch, Heero and Relena walked hand in hand back to school. -The End ^
Heero: Thank God that's over!
Quatre: Does anyone notice that the fanfics are getting shorter?
Trowa: And you're complaining?!
Wufei: I'm not!!
Duo: I hope her computer erases the next one. Wait. Here's a idea...
All the G-boys are transported back to main lobby, main room, whatever.
Duo: Heero, can you erase Relena's database in her computer?
Heero: There's an idea! *opens laptop and pushes buttons *
Quatre: Do you really think it will be that easy?
Trowa: *puts arm around Quatre * Lets hope so...
Wufei: Sneaking around anthers computer. I love this life of invading privacy. Ah~~
A large beeping noise emanates from Heero's computer and then begins to smoke.
Heero: *waving at smoke * Shit!
Duo: She's not half-bad...
All give Duo questioning looks
Duo: *blushing * Sorry
Relena: Hello! Hee-chan! Did you try not to break into my computer?
Heero: *hiding laptop * No, hell no! What do you want?
Relena: So, do you lo~ve me now?
Heero: Let me think...*grabs Duo's hand behind him * ...no
Relena: Fine then. Hell will await you next time ^click^
Heero: Boy, she took that easily enough
Duo: *grabbing Heero's shirt * No, hell
Quatre: Who cares? She's gone. Come on Trowa
Trowa: I agree. She just must be in a good mode *leaves glomping Quatre *
Wufei: *rolls eyes * I'm going to go practice with my sword
Duo: *grabs Wufei by the ponytail * Let's go practice with our swords together
~*~
Chibi: Once again, all flames toward my elder sis and my sis and I don't own Gundam Wing
Chibi's elder sis: I am not responsible if you take that last line as a indo-window
Heero, Duo and Wufei are still in the closet while Trowa and Quatre finally got a room.
Relena: Hee-chan! Come out, come out where ever you are~!
Heero: *opens closet door and only pops out head * What is it Relena? *sounds just a little impatient *
Relena: What are you doing in a closet?
Heero: ...
Duo: *head pops out of closet, hair messed up * He's cleaning his gun! ~air reeking of suggestions~
Relena: *not sounding convinced * His gun? Why in a closet?
Wufei: *head now also out, hair completely out of ponytail * We all needed to clean out guns and the closet...is because, we can! We're gundam pilots! We can do what we want! *after speech, grabs Duo's ponytail and they disappear *
Relena: *irritated * All right! I'll come back later. ^click ^
Wufei: *from closet * Women! So gullible!!
Heero: Whatever *shuts closet door *
~~One Hour Later~~
Duo: Geez! What room could those two gone to?
Heero, Wufei and Duo are looking for Quatre and Trowa and having little success.
Wufei: *lifts up hand * Just listen...
Wufei, Duo and Heero: ......
Trowa: *voice in a room down the hall * Your stuck, Quatre!! Just face the facts!
Duo: *looks at Heero *
Heero: *looks at Wufei *
Wufei: Come on! *starts running down the hall *
Duo, Wufei and Heero, all three staring at door they heard the noises from, but to afraid to open it. So they just eavesdrop.
Quatre: *wineing * (or however you spell it...) Oh, come on Trowa! Help me out! You just can't leave me stuck like this!
Trowa: It's your own fault! I told you not to move their, but did you listen to me!? NO! Now you're in too deep, but don't look at me for pity!
Quatre: *pouting voice * All right, fine, your move!
Trowa makes move.
Quatre: *groaning * Oh, that really helped!
Duo, Wufei and Heero all staring at each other thinking *go figure *, very yaoi thoughts.
Duo: *now unable to control self, throws door open *
Quatre and Trowa are just playing chess, geez, but......
Quatre: *jumps out of chair crimson and runs behind Trowa *
Heero: MY GOD! You're only playing chess, but
Wufei: IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS?!
Trowa and Quatre: *both only have time to put on boxers *
Why only boxers you ask? Well, just then a flash of light transports them to the theater
Wufei: Thanks for the warning, onna!
Relena: Surprised? Ha-Ha! Have fun! ^click ^
Quatre has cute little Sandrock boxers and Trowa has Heavyarms boxers.
Duo: Cute, Quatre, very cute! //o;
Trowa: *Grrrr~ Hands off Maxwell!
Wufei: The fanfic, the fanfic!!
^Relena and Heero meetings (the way it should have happened) By: Relena ^
^Today, Relena was so happy because she had a new transfer student coming into her ^
Duo: Skirt?
Wufei: Doesn't she go to an all girl school?
Trowa: How did Heero get in then?
Quatre: It wasn't! I went there too! Although the uniforms was gay enough!
^class. His name was Heero Yuy. ^
Heero: *bad James Bond impression * The name's Yuy. Heero Yuy. *Ok...very BAD impression *
^She had heard he was a Gundam pilot and was ^
Duo: OK, she hasn't even met him and knows all this?! STALKER!!
Wufei: *as Relena * I do not stalk! It is called, *gathering data * by watching his every movement for a week!
Quatre: A mental patient that had escaped from a mental ward
Heero: *at Quatre * Yuy glare of Death
Trowa: Back off, fruit bar!
^really nice ^
Heero: Really NICE? Ok.......
Duo: Oh ya! Heero is definitely someone I would classify as 'REALLY NICE'
Quatre: Ah, for a deranged psychopath!
Trowa: I bet he's REALLY neat too
^As Heero entered her classroom, she ran up to him and ^
Heero: Fell, braking all the bones in her body
Duo: Fell causing her skirt to flip up and the students who saw this went blind
Wufei: If that happened, I would have wished I was blind beforehand!
Trowa: Full moon tonight!
^said, 'Hello, my name's Relena' ^
Heero: *as Heero in story * Funny, Relena doesn't seem like a name that would fit a crazed serial killer
Duo: No, Heero. She doesn't have an obsession on KILLING, she has an obsession of BEING killed!!
Quatre: *as Relena on beach * Heero~~ I'm waiting for you to come and kill me~~!!
Trowa: And what about those strange friends that always followed her, fawning all over her? And they we're all GIRLS!
Wufei: And she says we're yaoi!
^Heero slowly answers back, 'I'm Heero' ^
Heero: What? I can't even say my own name?
Duo: Heero, heero, feero, beero, aeero, meero, zeero, Heero!! *bad version of a name game *
Quatre: *looking like a teacher * And my name's Quatre. Let's say it together class, Q-U-A-T-R-E...very good
Trowa: Yes, thank you very mush for the Mouse Club roll call
Wufei: *bad Chinese accent * Chang~~ Wu Gay~~~
^'Do you want to go to lunch with me?' asked Relena ^
Heero: Hell~no, you home wrecker!!
Duo: Ha-ha, funny joke. Do you know another one?? HUM???
Trowa: *Heero impression * The perfect solider doesn't need to eat
Quatre: *sarcasm * SURE! And after that, let's go have tea with the Queen of Britain!!
Wufei: Food? Want a knuckle sandwich, bitch?!
^'Sure.' Answered Heero and off walked Relena ^
Heero: Into the sunset where she was burned alive. How sad. *boo-hoo *
Wufei: Right over the end of a cliff
Trowa: Into the forest where she was brutally torn apart by a bear
^and Heero into the cafeteria, where Heero bought ^
Heero: A handgun and shoot Relena dead
Trowa: Relena a life
^Relena a sandwich and a diet coke ^
Heero: God, I refuse to feed that witch!
Duo: A diet soda...hum...
Quatre: *at McDonald's drive through * I want a Big Max, large frie and a DIET coke, got it?
Trowa: *as pimply face teenager taking order * Ok, you want a Quarter pounder (no cheese), small frie (no salt), and a coke
Wufei: That is so true!
^Soon, Heero and Relena were having a quiet lunch under a large tree ^
Heero: Tree hit by lighting. Oh no.
Duo: Heero's the perfect soldier, so Heero won't die
Quatre: *as Satan * Burn in hell! Ho-ho~~
Wufei: What about Heero? He didn't get anything to eat or did he spend all his money on Relena?
Trowa: Where does he keep his money? His spandex?
^After lunch, Heero and Relena walked hand in hand back to school. -The End ^
Heero: Thank God that's over!
Quatre: Does anyone notice that the fanfics are getting shorter?
Trowa: And you're complaining?!
Wufei: I'm not!!
Duo: I hope her computer erases the next one. Wait. Here's a idea...
All the G-boys are transported back to main lobby, main room, whatever.
Duo: Heero, can you erase Relena's database in her computer?
Heero: There's an idea! *opens laptop and pushes buttons *
Quatre: Do you really think it will be that easy?
Trowa: *puts arm around Quatre * Lets hope so...
Wufei: Sneaking around anthers computer. I love this life of invading privacy. Ah~~
A large beeping noise emanates from Heero's computer and then begins to smoke.
Heero: *waving at smoke * Shit!
Duo: She's not half-bad...
All give Duo questioning looks
Duo: *blushing * Sorry
Relena: Hello! Hee-chan! Did you try not to break into my computer?
Heero: *hiding laptop * No, hell no! What do you want?
Relena: So, do you lo~ve me now?
Heero: Let me think...*grabs Duo's hand behind him * ...no
Relena: Fine then. Hell will await you next time ^click^
Heero: Boy, she took that easily enough
Duo: *grabbing Heero's shirt * No, hell
Quatre: Who cares? She's gone. Come on Trowa
Trowa: I agree. She just must be in a good mode *leaves glomping Quatre *
Wufei: *rolls eyes * I'm going to go practice with my sword
Duo: *grabs Wufei by the ponytail * Let's go practice with our swords together
~*~
Chibi: Once again, all flames toward my elder sis and my sis and I don't own Gundam Wing
Chibi's elder sis: I am not responsible if you take that last line as a indo-window