* ssp47's Corner * Thanks, Aerena, Lady Wolf Moon, Demongod39, Aya,
Freefall Insanity, icewater-angel, DarkDragonX, for the reviews! Man I feel
sooooo behind. -_-;; Oy but that's thanks to all these Science Projects
that are worth gold nuggets of my grade so I have to work hard on them.
Alright bringing back the Reviewers! Lol!
Bomb 7:
Aya: I am the master of disguise! * acts stealthy *
Merril25: What's your problem? * hands are soaked in bubbles *
Aya: I'm bored.
Lady Wolf Moon: What else is new?
Aya: I don't know I haven't checked the evening news.
Merril25: Let's see what's going on in God's World.
* tv turns on *
News Reporter: * talks to his imaginary friend * Well I don't know about you Greg but some pretty weird things have been going on.
Greg: You can say that again Tom. First we heard about the new legendary BeefintheBox that saved consumers and kids of all ages. This healthy product has no 5-minute steps or refills. You just add water and presto! But please keep in mind that doctors approved this product and stated that it has Natural Artificial ingredients and is 100% fat! Kid tested and the mother(erss) approved. But that was fifty-five years ago and technology, as we know it ceases to exist! We are now going back to the common "all you can at the trough" restaurants, complete with unruly farm animals and of course everyone's favorite hated attraction, Sea World! But that's not the most important information we have for you tonight.
Tom: You're right Billy Bob is isn't. Just five milliseconds ago we received a breaking update. Take it away.
Greg: Oh I've taken it already boy! Hahahah! So lets get down to business. Just this night we saw big black gates open right over the city. Looks like a lot of people are turning forty this year!
Tom: Good thing I turned forty sixty years ago eh Bob?
Greg: That's right. Now we don't know the cause of this attraction but from what our cameras and common sense caught were a bunch of people standing around the area with "Take me with you into your space craft!!" signs which only means that aliens are about to take over our world.
Tom: Oooh! Wouldn't wanna be around when that nuke goes off in New Frank's ainet that right Billy Bob?
Greg: Thaaaaaat's right Tom! But you little people don't need to worry about that till it goes off. Just be sure to wear "No-sun-protection because it's not worth it": sunscreen and you'll be fine.
Tom: Alright. Now leave us for a moment in peace while we break for a commercial. Duh duhnnah!
Click!
Aya: * hand flies over her head * Thank you for flying Delta!
Lady Wolf Moon: So I guess New Frank's is getting blown off the planet.
Aya: Good riddance! I never liked hot dogs.
Merril25: * ponders heavily on an idea that she has to snatch up all of the soap in the world and threaten the world with dandruff *
* back at the trough *
Haschel: Any minute now.
Lloyd: Right, she'll be here.
* clock ticks by *
Kongol: Five minutes thus passed away.
Rose: Thank you Kongol. Why don't you read us the Bible while you're at it?
Albert: Oh I can do that! I can bring repentance to you sinners!!
Miranda: Can I beat him up?
Lavitz: His weapon is too sharp and very long.
Miranda: So are his speeches!
Lavitz: If you can bring redemption to his soul, be my guest.
Miranda: * evil grin *
* ten minutes later *
Albert: Repent yee!!! REPENT YEE OF YOUR SINS AND CONFESE UNTO YOUR GOD AND TELL HIM WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!! * choir appears out of nowhere and starts singing the "holy" music * (By the way if this part offends anyone, please don't sue me. I don't mean any disrespect this is just humor fokes.)
Miranda: * bawls like a baby * WHAA!!! WHAAA!! I'M SOOO SORRY FOR BEATING THE ALMIGHTY OUT OF YOUR SOUL ALBERT!!!! WUAAAA!!! WHAAA!!!
Albert: ^_^ Alright you are forgiven!
Miranda: * stops crying * Really?
Dart: Lloyd, tic tac toe, let's go!
Melbu: Dude you can rhyme!
Both: * play *
* scribble *
* scribble, scribble * Ha!
Dang! * scribble, erase, scribble * There!
Dude you can't erase!!! * dent, dent *
Dudes don't tear the paper! Ooh! Tic tac toe! * scribble *
Who said you could join our game?!
Yeah?! * scribble, bibble *
Cuz you all think that I'm coolest thing to ever play this pointless game. * scribble *
* scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble * New game.
* scribble * I win!
Impossible! New game! * scribble, scribble *
I win! *scribble, bibble *
Gah!
Lavitz: Bloody knuckles let's go!
Albert: Can I play?
Dart: Go away your royal loserness! You're not man enough to play!
All three: * play *
* whack *
* smack *
* crack! double whack! * OW!!
Heh! Told ya! * WHACK!! *
* scream *
Bye Albert!
Dart you and I are like so mean.
Heh I know! It's fun!
Haschel: Like who is talking right now?
Dart: Oops! We forgot to put on our nametags when we talk, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Yeah um, oops.
Meru: * resurfaces from the deep * I am aliiiiiive.
Miranda: Strange, I didn't know you died.
Rose: * thinks in her head * Maybe I should kill Meru too. It would be a lot more quieter.
Merril25: * walks in * You people are STILL here?!
Lavitz: * frightened voice * We see dead people!
Merril25: Riiiight. Well there are the ghosts in the closet over there is you want company.
Aya: Shhh! Don't tell them that! That closet has to remain locked or you know!
Merril25: It's a linen closet.
Aya: Exaaactly!
* an hour goes by *
Lavitz: * sighs * Where's Meru?
Dart: Don't know.
Rose: Don't care.
Lloyd: Don't share.
Miranda: Don't snow.
Haschel: Don't blow.
Rose: Don't tear.
Kongol: @_@ Confusion.
Melbu: Dude you can't rhyme!
Lavitz: Kongol you messed it up!
Kongol: -_-;; Kongol have no human life.
Dart: Good thing he knows that. I don't think I would had the heart to have told him.
All: * fall over anime style *
* somewhere out in the middle of nowhere *
ssp47: Ah! Crap! There's goes the fork in the road! I swear I'm gonna send those morons back to the Endiness as soon as I can find a reason why I should!!! * looks at map * Where the crap is "Ridin Tornado"? Oh there it is. * is lifted off the ground * Weeee!!! ^_^
* ssp47's Corner * Alright next chapter added, review, review, review! ^_^ I love feedback! And don't forget to read Legend of Fire. I should update that soon too. Have a good one ya'll.
Bomb 7:
Aya: I am the master of disguise! * acts stealthy *
Merril25: What's your problem? * hands are soaked in bubbles *
Aya: I'm bored.
Lady Wolf Moon: What else is new?
Aya: I don't know I haven't checked the evening news.
Merril25: Let's see what's going on in God's World.
* tv turns on *
News Reporter: * talks to his imaginary friend * Well I don't know about you Greg but some pretty weird things have been going on.
Greg: You can say that again Tom. First we heard about the new legendary BeefintheBox that saved consumers and kids of all ages. This healthy product has no 5-minute steps or refills. You just add water and presto! But please keep in mind that doctors approved this product and stated that it has Natural Artificial ingredients and is 100% fat! Kid tested and the mother(erss) approved. But that was fifty-five years ago and technology, as we know it ceases to exist! We are now going back to the common "all you can at the trough" restaurants, complete with unruly farm animals and of course everyone's favorite hated attraction, Sea World! But that's not the most important information we have for you tonight.
Tom: You're right Billy Bob is isn't. Just five milliseconds ago we received a breaking update. Take it away.
Greg: Oh I've taken it already boy! Hahahah! So lets get down to business. Just this night we saw big black gates open right over the city. Looks like a lot of people are turning forty this year!
Tom: Good thing I turned forty sixty years ago eh Bob?
Greg: That's right. Now we don't know the cause of this attraction but from what our cameras and common sense caught were a bunch of people standing around the area with "Take me with you into your space craft!!" signs which only means that aliens are about to take over our world.
Tom: Oooh! Wouldn't wanna be around when that nuke goes off in New Frank's ainet that right Billy Bob?
Greg: Thaaaaaat's right Tom! But you little people don't need to worry about that till it goes off. Just be sure to wear "No-sun-protection because it's not worth it": sunscreen and you'll be fine.
Tom: Alright. Now leave us for a moment in peace while we break for a commercial. Duh duhnnah!
Click!
Aya: * hand flies over her head * Thank you for flying Delta!
Lady Wolf Moon: So I guess New Frank's is getting blown off the planet.
Aya: Good riddance! I never liked hot dogs.
Merril25: * ponders heavily on an idea that she has to snatch up all of the soap in the world and threaten the world with dandruff *
* back at the trough *
Haschel: Any minute now.
Lloyd: Right, she'll be here.
* clock ticks by *
Kongol: Five minutes thus passed away.
Rose: Thank you Kongol. Why don't you read us the Bible while you're at it?
Albert: Oh I can do that! I can bring repentance to you sinners!!
Miranda: Can I beat him up?
Lavitz: His weapon is too sharp and very long.
Miranda: So are his speeches!
Lavitz: If you can bring redemption to his soul, be my guest.
Miranda: * evil grin *
* ten minutes later *
Albert: Repent yee!!! REPENT YEE OF YOUR SINS AND CONFESE UNTO YOUR GOD AND TELL HIM WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!! * choir appears out of nowhere and starts singing the "holy" music * (By the way if this part offends anyone, please don't sue me. I don't mean any disrespect this is just humor fokes.)
Miranda: * bawls like a baby * WHAA!!! WHAAA!! I'M SOOO SORRY FOR BEATING THE ALMIGHTY OUT OF YOUR SOUL ALBERT!!!! WUAAAA!!! WHAAA!!!
Albert: ^_^ Alright you are forgiven!
Miranda: * stops crying * Really?
Dart: Lloyd, tic tac toe, let's go!
Melbu: Dude you can rhyme!
Both: * play *
* scribble *
* scribble, scribble * Ha!
Dang! * scribble, erase, scribble * There!
Dude you can't erase!!! * dent, dent *
Dudes don't tear the paper! Ooh! Tic tac toe! * scribble *
Who said you could join our game?!
Yeah?! * scribble, bibble *
Cuz you all think that I'm coolest thing to ever play this pointless game. * scribble *
* scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble * New game.
* scribble * I win!
Impossible! New game! * scribble, scribble *
I win! *scribble, bibble *
Gah!
Lavitz: Bloody knuckles let's go!
Albert: Can I play?
Dart: Go away your royal loserness! You're not man enough to play!
All three: * play *
* whack *
* smack *
* crack! double whack! * OW!!
Heh! Told ya! * WHACK!! *
* scream *
Bye Albert!
Dart you and I are like so mean.
Heh I know! It's fun!
Haschel: Like who is talking right now?
Dart: Oops! We forgot to put on our nametags when we talk, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Yeah um, oops.
Meru: * resurfaces from the deep * I am aliiiiiive.
Miranda: Strange, I didn't know you died.
Rose: * thinks in her head * Maybe I should kill Meru too. It would be a lot more quieter.
Merril25: * walks in * You people are STILL here?!
Lavitz: * frightened voice * We see dead people!
Merril25: Riiiight. Well there are the ghosts in the closet over there is you want company.
Aya: Shhh! Don't tell them that! That closet has to remain locked or you know!
Merril25: It's a linen closet.
Aya: Exaaactly!
* an hour goes by *
Lavitz: * sighs * Where's Meru?
Dart: Don't know.
Rose: Don't care.
Lloyd: Don't share.
Miranda: Don't snow.
Haschel: Don't blow.
Rose: Don't tear.
Kongol: @_@ Confusion.
Melbu: Dude you can't rhyme!
Lavitz: Kongol you messed it up!
Kongol: -_-;; Kongol have no human life.
Dart: Good thing he knows that. I don't think I would had the heart to have told him.
All: * fall over anime style *
* somewhere out in the middle of nowhere *
ssp47: Ah! Crap! There's goes the fork in the road! I swear I'm gonna send those morons back to the Endiness as soon as I can find a reason why I should!!! * looks at map * Where the crap is "Ridin Tornado"? Oh there it is. * is lifted off the ground * Weeee!!! ^_^
* ssp47's Corner * Alright next chapter added, review, review, review! ^_^ I love feedback! And don't forget to read Legend of Fire. I should update that soon too. Have a good one ya'll.