THE BIG EVENT!
(little sparklers are set on the path to the ring. Kyle lights them up and goes to the ring. After the sparkler's go off Kyle look around the backyard at the whopping 15 people that are in attendance. John'' parents showed, Drews girlfriend showed,Kyles parents and sisters showed,boomer's parents showed, and the rest were random kids from school, Greg's parents and Old Man Roberts from down the road who,we guess got tired of listening to that darn rock music that was playing over here and showed up to see what all the commotion was about.Kyle's parents and sisters cheer as Kyle grabs a mic)
Kyle: hello fellow GWF fans and welcome to the BIG EVENT! (claps from the crowd) tonite in the main event, you will see, me, Kdogg, going against GOLFBERG! (gregs and kyles parents cheer and old man Roberts falls asleep) We are going to start this show off with one great match.The Hatchet vs. El jobber!
(Kyle gets out of the ring as "I like Big Butts" plays from the radio system and the hatchet comes out in a leather coat and black shorts, and its 45 degrees today. The Hatchet has a Hatchet in his hands and raises it in the air as the crowd boos him. "Weird mexican music" hits as El jobber The masked jobber comes out in a red ski mask, and baggy cargo pants. El Jobber gets on the tramporing (my creative name for the ring we have) And Hatchet attacks El Jobber from behind!Hatchet punches El jobber and throws him into the ropes and clotheslines him. The hatchet gives el Jobber a spinebuster which he sells out to poorly. The hatchet give el jobber a suplex. The Hatchet runs off the ropes and..oh my..THE HATCHET DROP! 1..2.......3! El Jobber gets out of the ring as hatchet poses happily, but wait, from behind, its..SCOTT HOXIT (Hatchet's little brother) he attacks the hatchet from behind with a aluminum pie holder!the Hatchet goes down! Scott does the worm as Too Cool's theme blasts over the P.A. Scott grabs a mic. )
Scott: IM BETTER THEN YOU HATCHET! IM THE GREATEST! I CAN RIDE A FOUR WHEELER BETTER THEN YOU TOO! IM COOL! I RULE! (kicks hatchet in the ribs) Im gonna fight you at the next show we have! WHOO!
Ah.the great Mic skills of a 12 year old boy who has A.D.D Scott does the worm. Scott runs back into the pasture behind the backyard, mounts his four wheeler and drives back to his house. Very...Odd.)
(After the ring is Cleared "some annoying rock music" plays which annoys Old man Roberts, and Yardtard runs to the ring Flailing his arms and yelling "Im THE XTREEEEEME" he rams his shoulder into the metal part of the trampoline the throws himself into the sewer line behind our house. He then gets out and blades his forehead in the middle of the ring "Thugz Mansion" by Tupac hits a White Cracka G come sout in baggy pants, a Tupac shirt and a backwards Eminem hat. He raps all the way to the ring and then gets in. White cracka punches Yard tard and Yardtard jumps over the ropes landing on the ground Yardtard gets up. White cracka hits a axe handle off of the tramporing onto yardtards head, Yardtard over sells by throwing himself into the barbwire fence to the pasture. White Cracka picks Yardtard up and yardtard hits White Cracka with a sloppy punch of doom knocking White Cracka down. Yardtard climbs onto the barbwire fence trying to balance. he jumps off but gets his foot tangled in the barbwire.White Cracka grabs a hammer and strikes Yardtard in the ribs with it. Yardtard sells it by jumping over the barbwire and cutting his forehead open on the barbwire, then convulses. White cracka hits the the homey G bomb to the doggs in the ghetto.1.2.3! White cracka wins! Old Man Roberts reportedly "cannot believe these stupid hooligans" we take that as a compliment. Yardtard gets up bleeding.
Yardtard: Liek OMG WTF LOL U TIHNk U CULd TakE M ey 0uT!? Im Teh ExTrEEmZorz!!11!1!! Liek LOL WTF ILL CHALenE U 2 A Tremz0 rZ Match st Teh next B|g eveNt tiHng!XTREEEEEME (blades arm)
(White cracka nods and holds his goober and a does weird hand gestures and walks back to the house whils Yardtard flails his arms and runs around the house yelling XtreEEEME prompting the dogs to chase him and bite him severely.)
( GOLFBERG comes down to the ring to Goldberg's theme music. Golfberg is clad in golfing shoes and golfing pants and no shirt. He has a Goldberg like tattoo on his left arm and is carrying a nine iron golf club to the ring. Golfberg gets in the ring )
Golfberg: Golfberg heres he has a match tonite against the Kdogg. Well, Kdogg Golfberg will beat you down tonite and lock in the Figure Fore and watch you scream. Because you are nothing but a dog Kdogg, and you belong in the Dogg pound. So Golfberg must ask you this. Whos Next!?
(golfberg walks back into the house)
(the Rocks theme hits as The Rick clad in a tommy hilfiger flannel shirt unbuttoned and some dress up pants walks to the ring and grabs the Karaoke mic.)
the Rick: FINALLY..THE RICK..HAS COME BACK.to..Hodgen. Now the rick must ask each and everyone of you something. Do you really think that some evil doctor will beat the most intensifying dude in the GWF The Rick? Well the rick says this, you can take your little syringe, puts some windex on it, and make it shiny, then turn it upside down and stick it straight up a Dog's butt!because in front of the Many, and many of The Ricks fans, he is going to put the Chopdown on your candy cane! IFF YOU SMELLL..WHAT DEODORANT.THE RICK.IS.WEARING!
( the sound of a doctors office is heard and HSK walks to the ring with a syringe full of sleeping potion with a evil smile on his face he gets in the ring and The rick gets out. HSK chases the rick around the ring with the needle. The rick slaps it out of his hand. Chop by the rick, and another. Spit on his hand and rubs it in HSK's face! Irish whip and a Drop toe hold by the rick. The rick picks HSK up and hits the chops again. Rick Spinebuster! The Retards elbow! The rick pulls his shirt off throws it to the crowd. Runs off the ropes and misses the elbow! HSK crawls around. Mule kick to the rick! The rick goes down again. HSK grabs the needle. HSK goes over to the rick but wait, the RICK turns the needle on HSK! The needle goes into HSK's neck! The rick pulls the syringe down. HSK falls asleep. Uh oh. The Rick Bottom. The Retards elbow! 1.2..3! The rick wins! The rick gos out of the ring and climbs on the wooden fence and raises his hands in the air as the crowd boos wildly. nudertaker's parent pull HSK out of the ring and drag him into the house. The rick goes back into the house as well)
(suddenly. Bret Harts theme hits and Bart hart comes out in overalls and a leather jacket. He gives his glasses to some random person in the crowd then jumps in the ring. Hulk Hogan's theme hits as HOGA comes out in his Red and yellow sweatsuit. He has a tin can and raises it in the air then grabs the mic.)
HOGA: You know what, brothers? Hoga thinks it would be nice if someone would fill this cup with money brother so I can buy me some food and a new cardboard box,brother. Because Hoga needs a new house brother! And Psychos, you guys are nothing but spandex wearing freaks brother, and if I beat you brother im going to steal your wallets to brothers. So Whatcha gonna do brother, whatcha gonna do when I get a can of food!? ( flexes)
("Psycho" by SOAD hits as the Psychos come out in their spandex jumpsuits. They get in the ring to various cheer. Gold psycho and Bart start. Armdrag by goldpsycho, and another and another and a headlock to bart hart. Jaw breaker by bart hart. Goldpsycho runs into the ropes only to be powerslammed by Bart hart. Tag to hoga. Hoga gets in the ring and pounds away on Goldpsycho. Goldpsycho is irish whipped into the ropes. Clothesline! Goldpsycho tags in Silver psycho. Silver psycho with a missile dropkick off the ropes! Silver psycho with a backflip onto hoga! 1..2.no! Silver pyscho locks in a leglock on hogas head. Hoga gets backup though a powerbomb's silver from the leg lock position! Hoga locks in a chinlock on Silver. Silver gets up and elbows hoga in the leg (because he cant reach his ribs) silver runs off the ropes and dropkicks hoga in his ribs!Silver trips hoga and locks in the PSYCHO lock (an ankle lock) hoga gets the ropes though. Tag to gold. Gold uses silver as a weapon by having silver lay down on his stomach, then gold picks him upby his feet and throws him on top of Hoga! Armbar by Gold. Hoga tags bart though! Bart stomps on Gold's head as Hoga goes to the crowd asking for money. Bart locks in the crapshooter! Gold gives up! Hoga gets in the ring and steals Gold wallet and takes his 2.00! Hoga is rich now! Bart and hoga win! Hoga flexes his muscles as Silver gets on Hoga back! Hoga backs up and rams silver into the trampoline railing! Hoga runs back into the house as Silver helps Gold to the back.)
(suddenly A four wheeler is heard. IT'S THE NUDERTAKER! The nudertaker rides on his four wheeler around the trampoline and parks it and gets in the ring. "Shake your booty" blares from the stereo as Crisco inferno comes out with a bottle of crisco. Crisco Inferno dances to the ring and thrusts his pelvis. Crisco gets in the ring and does the Crisco dance. Crisco inferno turns around to a chokeslam by the nudertaker! Crisco holds his neck in pain. Nudertaker grabs Crisco and hits a standing clothsline on him. Crisco gets up and punches crisco wildly then he starts dancing again. Nudertaker clotheslines him again. Nudertaker puts him under his legs and hits the Last Strip!1.2.NO!HE KICKED! Crisco kickflips back up and disco dance then kicks Nudertake rin the face knocking him down! Crisco goes out side the ring and sets a ladder up and grabs some kerosene. Crisco climbs the ladder and sets himself a flame and hits the flame flip! Crisco puts out the flames then disco dances some more before finally pinning Nudertaker. 1.2.NO!!!! Nudertaker gets up and slams Crisco down. Oh no..STINK FACE!Crisco submits but nudertaker won't let go! Wrestlers come out from the back and pry him off. Yardtard throws himself out of the ring during this. Nudertaker psuehs them away and smirks at the damage he has done to Crisco. Wrestlers put crisco on a office chair (our version of a stretcher) and wheel him back to the house.)
(through this match "Iron man" hits as Kdogg runs out in Cargo pants and a Tommy Hilfiger shirt plus a pair of sunglasses. He gets in the ring and point to himself. D-O-G-G! Crowd goes wild. Suddenly GOLFBERG's theme hits as golfberg drives in on his golfcart! Golfberg takes his nine iron club and gets in the ring. Golfberg puts the nine iron in the corner and Kdogg and Golfberg circle eachother. They lock up. Headlock by Kdogg. Atomic drop by Golfberg!Kdogg falls intot he ropes. Golfberg chokes Kdogg with the ropes. Golfberg beats his chest wildly. Golfberg picks Kdogg up and puts him on his shoulders. DVD by goldberg! Kdogg crawls on the ground. Golfberg grabs him by his hair. Kdogg elbows golfberg in his face and runs into the ropes and hits a crossbody! Knee to the throat of Golfberg. Kdogg picks Golfberg up and runs off the ropes. Dropkick is caught by Golfberg and Golfberg pushes it back!Kdogg slips outside the ring. Baseball slide by Golfberg! Kdogg goes down outside the tramporing. Golfberg goes out and rams Kdogg into the trampoline railing rib first then throws him into the oak tree. Golfberg gets on the trampoline. Elbow drop to the head of Kdogg! Golfberg throws Kdogg back into the ring.Kdogg gets up and is clotheslined by Golfberg Golfberg gets set. Oh no. Spear! Golfberg grabs his golfclub and sticks it in between Kdoggs legs. Figure Fore leg lock!!!!!!!! The crowd is...watching.WILDLY! Kdogg cant help it. But wait!!! Omg! ITS.ITS...yardtard..He runs to the the ring with a chair and hits golfberg in the face with it, then hits himself with it sending him out of the ring landing head first. Yardtard flails his arms back to the back. Kdogg gets up. Doggy DDT! Here we go..he points to hisself.5 Star Dogg splash! 1.2.3!!!! Kdogg is the first GWF world champion! Kdogg's parents go wild!!Golfberg runs backstage after Yardtard as Old Man Roberts talks about "that darn rap hip hop music" and "those darn punk kids" Kdogg poses with the title then announces that the show is ove ras he walks backstage with the belt)
With the first show over everybody was starting to like what they see more and more, and Kdogg was happy because he made 30.00 and Hoga was happy because he made 2.00! The show was a big success.and they planned there next show for February 15th which would be called...THE MONEY MAKER!
(little sparklers are set on the path to the ring. Kyle lights them up and goes to the ring. After the sparkler's go off Kyle look around the backyard at the whopping 15 people that are in attendance. John'' parents showed, Drews girlfriend showed,Kyles parents and sisters showed,boomer's parents showed, and the rest were random kids from school, Greg's parents and Old Man Roberts from down the road who,we guess got tired of listening to that darn rock music that was playing over here and showed up to see what all the commotion was about.Kyle's parents and sisters cheer as Kyle grabs a mic)
Kyle: hello fellow GWF fans and welcome to the BIG EVENT! (claps from the crowd) tonite in the main event, you will see, me, Kdogg, going against GOLFBERG! (gregs and kyles parents cheer and old man Roberts falls asleep) We are going to start this show off with one great match.The Hatchet vs. El jobber!
(Kyle gets out of the ring as "I like Big Butts" plays from the radio system and the hatchet comes out in a leather coat and black shorts, and its 45 degrees today. The Hatchet has a Hatchet in his hands and raises it in the air as the crowd boos him. "Weird mexican music" hits as El jobber The masked jobber comes out in a red ski mask, and baggy cargo pants. El Jobber gets on the tramporing (my creative name for the ring we have) And Hatchet attacks El Jobber from behind!Hatchet punches El jobber and throws him into the ropes and clotheslines him. The hatchet gives el Jobber a spinebuster which he sells out to poorly. The hatchet give el jobber a suplex. The Hatchet runs off the ropes and..oh my..THE HATCHET DROP! 1..2.......3! El Jobber gets out of the ring as hatchet poses happily, but wait, from behind, its..SCOTT HOXIT (Hatchet's little brother) he attacks the hatchet from behind with a aluminum pie holder!the Hatchet goes down! Scott does the worm as Too Cool's theme blasts over the P.A. Scott grabs a mic. )
Scott: IM BETTER THEN YOU HATCHET! IM THE GREATEST! I CAN RIDE A FOUR WHEELER BETTER THEN YOU TOO! IM COOL! I RULE! (kicks hatchet in the ribs) Im gonna fight you at the next show we have! WHOO!
Ah.the great Mic skills of a 12 year old boy who has A.D.D Scott does the worm. Scott runs back into the pasture behind the backyard, mounts his four wheeler and drives back to his house. Very...Odd.)
(After the ring is Cleared "some annoying rock music" plays which annoys Old man Roberts, and Yardtard runs to the ring Flailing his arms and yelling "Im THE XTREEEEEME" he rams his shoulder into the metal part of the trampoline the throws himself into the sewer line behind our house. He then gets out and blades his forehead in the middle of the ring "Thugz Mansion" by Tupac hits a White Cracka G come sout in baggy pants, a Tupac shirt and a backwards Eminem hat. He raps all the way to the ring and then gets in. White cracka punches Yard tard and Yardtard jumps over the ropes landing on the ground Yardtard gets up. White cracka hits a axe handle off of the tramporing onto yardtards head, Yardtard over sells by throwing himself into the barbwire fence to the pasture. White Cracka picks Yardtard up and yardtard hits White Cracka with a sloppy punch of doom knocking White Cracka down. Yardtard climbs onto the barbwire fence trying to balance. he jumps off but gets his foot tangled in the barbwire.White Cracka grabs a hammer and strikes Yardtard in the ribs with it. Yardtard sells it by jumping over the barbwire and cutting his forehead open on the barbwire, then convulses. White cracka hits the the homey G bomb to the doggs in the ghetto.1.2.3! White cracka wins! Old Man Roberts reportedly "cannot believe these stupid hooligans" we take that as a compliment. Yardtard gets up bleeding.
Yardtard: Liek OMG WTF LOL U TIHNk U CULd TakE M ey 0uT!? Im Teh ExTrEEmZorz!!11!1!! Liek LOL WTF ILL CHALenE U 2 A Tremz0 rZ Match st Teh next B|g eveNt tiHng!XTREEEEEME (blades arm)
(White cracka nods and holds his goober and a does weird hand gestures and walks back to the house whils Yardtard flails his arms and runs around the house yelling XtreEEEME prompting the dogs to chase him and bite him severely.)
( GOLFBERG comes down to the ring to Goldberg's theme music. Golfberg is clad in golfing shoes and golfing pants and no shirt. He has a Goldberg like tattoo on his left arm and is carrying a nine iron golf club to the ring. Golfberg gets in the ring )
Golfberg: Golfberg heres he has a match tonite against the Kdogg. Well, Kdogg Golfberg will beat you down tonite and lock in the Figure Fore and watch you scream. Because you are nothing but a dog Kdogg, and you belong in the Dogg pound. So Golfberg must ask you this. Whos Next!?
(golfberg walks back into the house)
(the Rocks theme hits as The Rick clad in a tommy hilfiger flannel shirt unbuttoned and some dress up pants walks to the ring and grabs the Karaoke mic.)
the Rick: FINALLY..THE RICK..HAS COME BACK.to..Hodgen. Now the rick must ask each and everyone of you something. Do you really think that some evil doctor will beat the most intensifying dude in the GWF The Rick? Well the rick says this, you can take your little syringe, puts some windex on it, and make it shiny, then turn it upside down and stick it straight up a Dog's butt!because in front of the Many, and many of The Ricks fans, he is going to put the Chopdown on your candy cane! IFF YOU SMELLL..WHAT DEODORANT.THE RICK.IS.WEARING!
( the sound of a doctors office is heard and HSK walks to the ring with a syringe full of sleeping potion with a evil smile on his face he gets in the ring and The rick gets out. HSK chases the rick around the ring with the needle. The rick slaps it out of his hand. Chop by the rick, and another. Spit on his hand and rubs it in HSK's face! Irish whip and a Drop toe hold by the rick. The rick picks HSK up and hits the chops again. Rick Spinebuster! The Retards elbow! The rick pulls his shirt off throws it to the crowd. Runs off the ropes and misses the elbow! HSK crawls around. Mule kick to the rick! The rick goes down again. HSK grabs the needle. HSK goes over to the rick but wait, the RICK turns the needle on HSK! The needle goes into HSK's neck! The rick pulls the syringe down. HSK falls asleep. Uh oh. The Rick Bottom. The Retards elbow! 1.2..3! The rick wins! The rick gos out of the ring and climbs on the wooden fence and raises his hands in the air as the crowd boos wildly. nudertaker's parent pull HSK out of the ring and drag him into the house. The rick goes back into the house as well)
(suddenly. Bret Harts theme hits and Bart hart comes out in overalls and a leather jacket. He gives his glasses to some random person in the crowd then jumps in the ring. Hulk Hogan's theme hits as HOGA comes out in his Red and yellow sweatsuit. He has a tin can and raises it in the air then grabs the mic.)
HOGA: You know what, brothers? Hoga thinks it would be nice if someone would fill this cup with money brother so I can buy me some food and a new cardboard box,brother. Because Hoga needs a new house brother! And Psychos, you guys are nothing but spandex wearing freaks brother, and if I beat you brother im going to steal your wallets to brothers. So Whatcha gonna do brother, whatcha gonna do when I get a can of food!? ( flexes)
("Psycho" by SOAD hits as the Psychos come out in their spandex jumpsuits. They get in the ring to various cheer. Gold psycho and Bart start. Armdrag by goldpsycho, and another and another and a headlock to bart hart. Jaw breaker by bart hart. Goldpsycho runs into the ropes only to be powerslammed by Bart hart. Tag to hoga. Hoga gets in the ring and pounds away on Goldpsycho. Goldpsycho is irish whipped into the ropes. Clothesline! Goldpsycho tags in Silver psycho. Silver psycho with a missile dropkick off the ropes! Silver psycho with a backflip onto hoga! 1..2.no! Silver pyscho locks in a leglock on hogas head. Hoga gets backup though a powerbomb's silver from the leg lock position! Hoga locks in a chinlock on Silver. Silver gets up and elbows hoga in the leg (because he cant reach his ribs) silver runs off the ropes and dropkicks hoga in his ribs!Silver trips hoga and locks in the PSYCHO lock (an ankle lock) hoga gets the ropes though. Tag to gold. Gold uses silver as a weapon by having silver lay down on his stomach, then gold picks him upby his feet and throws him on top of Hoga! Armbar by Gold. Hoga tags bart though! Bart stomps on Gold's head as Hoga goes to the crowd asking for money. Bart locks in the crapshooter! Gold gives up! Hoga gets in the ring and steals Gold wallet and takes his 2.00! Hoga is rich now! Bart and hoga win! Hoga flexes his muscles as Silver gets on Hoga back! Hoga backs up and rams silver into the trampoline railing! Hoga runs back into the house as Silver helps Gold to the back.)
(suddenly A four wheeler is heard. IT'S THE NUDERTAKER! The nudertaker rides on his four wheeler around the trampoline and parks it and gets in the ring. "Shake your booty" blares from the stereo as Crisco inferno comes out with a bottle of crisco. Crisco Inferno dances to the ring and thrusts his pelvis. Crisco gets in the ring and does the Crisco dance. Crisco inferno turns around to a chokeslam by the nudertaker! Crisco holds his neck in pain. Nudertaker grabs Crisco and hits a standing clothsline on him. Crisco gets up and punches crisco wildly then he starts dancing again. Nudertaker clotheslines him again. Nudertaker puts him under his legs and hits the Last Strip!1.2.NO!HE KICKED! Crisco kickflips back up and disco dance then kicks Nudertake rin the face knocking him down! Crisco goes out side the ring and sets a ladder up and grabs some kerosene. Crisco climbs the ladder and sets himself a flame and hits the flame flip! Crisco puts out the flames then disco dances some more before finally pinning Nudertaker. 1.2.NO!!!! Nudertaker gets up and slams Crisco down. Oh no..STINK FACE!Crisco submits but nudertaker won't let go! Wrestlers come out from the back and pry him off. Yardtard throws himself out of the ring during this. Nudertaker psuehs them away and smirks at the damage he has done to Crisco. Wrestlers put crisco on a office chair (our version of a stretcher) and wheel him back to the house.)
(through this match "Iron man" hits as Kdogg runs out in Cargo pants and a Tommy Hilfiger shirt plus a pair of sunglasses. He gets in the ring and point to himself. D-O-G-G! Crowd goes wild. Suddenly GOLFBERG's theme hits as golfberg drives in on his golfcart! Golfberg takes his nine iron club and gets in the ring. Golfberg puts the nine iron in the corner and Kdogg and Golfberg circle eachother. They lock up. Headlock by Kdogg. Atomic drop by Golfberg!Kdogg falls intot he ropes. Golfberg chokes Kdogg with the ropes. Golfberg beats his chest wildly. Golfberg picks Kdogg up and puts him on his shoulders. DVD by goldberg! Kdogg crawls on the ground. Golfberg grabs him by his hair. Kdogg elbows golfberg in his face and runs into the ropes and hits a crossbody! Knee to the throat of Golfberg. Kdogg picks Golfberg up and runs off the ropes. Dropkick is caught by Golfberg and Golfberg pushes it back!Kdogg slips outside the ring. Baseball slide by Golfberg! Kdogg goes down outside the tramporing. Golfberg goes out and rams Kdogg into the trampoline railing rib first then throws him into the oak tree. Golfberg gets on the trampoline. Elbow drop to the head of Kdogg! Golfberg throws Kdogg back into the ring.Kdogg gets up and is clotheslined by Golfberg Golfberg gets set. Oh no. Spear! Golfberg grabs his golfclub and sticks it in between Kdoggs legs. Figure Fore leg lock!!!!!!!! The crowd is...watching.WILDLY! Kdogg cant help it. But wait!!! Omg! ITS.ITS...yardtard..He runs to the the ring with a chair and hits golfberg in the face with it, then hits himself with it sending him out of the ring landing head first. Yardtard flails his arms back to the back. Kdogg gets up. Doggy DDT! Here we go..he points to hisself.5 Star Dogg splash! 1.2.3!!!! Kdogg is the first GWF world champion! Kdogg's parents go wild!!Golfberg runs backstage after Yardtard as Old Man Roberts talks about "that darn rap hip hop music" and "those darn punk kids" Kdogg poses with the title then announces that the show is ove ras he walks backstage with the belt)
With the first show over everybody was starting to like what they see more and more, and Kdogg was happy because he made 30.00 and Hoga was happy because he made 2.00! The show was a big success.and they planned there next show for February 15th which would be called...THE MONEY MAKER!