Inside the Lives of the Fellowship
Hey everybody! It's the moment you've all been waiting for!! That's right!! IT'S THE BRAWL SCENE!!!!! *various audiance members scream and whistle* Thank you, now on with the fighting!!
Legolas continued to hop around spilling several buckets of chicken all over the place. Merry, finally fed up with all of Legolas' boasting, whacked him over the head with the empty beer mug he was holding, smashing the glass and getting glass everywhere thus causing Legolas to step on it cutting his delicate elf feet and therefore causing him to scream out a long sentence of cuss words.(phew) Aragorn began to say, " WOOHOO!! NICE JOB!!" but caught himself just in time to say, " LEGOLAS!! AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!??" Legolas stared at him for a moment and then yelled, " THE STUPID HOBBIT SMASHED A BEER MUG OVER MY HEAD!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? SAY OH THANK YOU MERRY THAT FELT GOOD PLEASE DO IT AGAIN!!?!?!?!" Aragorn muttered, " well....not exactly" Merry had long since left the room on account of being afraid of being hit or hurt by Legolas. As Legolas said the part about the 'stupid hobbit' all of the other hobbits took it as an insult to their race and began to rush towards Legolas in an attempt to hit him with their beer mugs but the only problem was that they also stepped on the broken glass, and though their feet were not as delicate as Legolas' were they also cut their feet and began to scream. Gandalf got up to help the hobbits but when he did, he hit his head on the lamp that was hung up over the TV causing him to step back in the glass just like everyone else before him also causing him to cut his feet. Finally everyone was out of the glass and calm again when Merry came back in. All of the ones who had stepped in the glass all glared at him evilly. Merry gave a little yelp and took of as all of the injured people took off after him wiht all the uninjured people chasing after them to keep them from seriously injuring the little hobbit. The injured people eventually tackled Merry to the ground and bruised him up a liitle bit. They finally all returned to the house only to find that the game was over and Auburn had won. " YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" screamed all of the Auburn fans. "WHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT????!!" yelled all of the Alabama fans. "How did we lose?" asked Gandalf. " Well we can always watch the recorded video." said Legolas. Gandalf looked a little pale and said, " Well there's something you should know about that video..."
What has happened to the beloved video? Did Gandalf screw up? Are you ready for the next chapter? OF COURSE YOU ARE!!! Well it's not up right now so you'll just have to wait. BUT DO NOT DESPAIR FOR IT WILL BE UP SOON!!!! And if you want to know another reason these chapters are so short is because they allow me to update quicker. SO we'll take a vote, in your review tell me if you want the chapters longer and the update time longer or do you want me to keep it the way it is with me updating nearly every day? It's your call!! See you next time!!
Hey everybody! It's the moment you've all been waiting for!! That's right!! IT'S THE BRAWL SCENE!!!!! *various audiance members scream and whistle* Thank you, now on with the fighting!!
Legolas continued to hop around spilling several buckets of chicken all over the place. Merry, finally fed up with all of Legolas' boasting, whacked him over the head with the empty beer mug he was holding, smashing the glass and getting glass everywhere thus causing Legolas to step on it cutting his delicate elf feet and therefore causing him to scream out a long sentence of cuss words.(phew) Aragorn began to say, " WOOHOO!! NICE JOB!!" but caught himself just in time to say, " LEGOLAS!! AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!??" Legolas stared at him for a moment and then yelled, " THE STUPID HOBBIT SMASHED A BEER MUG OVER MY HEAD!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? SAY OH THANK YOU MERRY THAT FELT GOOD PLEASE DO IT AGAIN!!?!?!?!" Aragorn muttered, " well....not exactly" Merry had long since left the room on account of being afraid of being hit or hurt by Legolas. As Legolas said the part about the 'stupid hobbit' all of the other hobbits took it as an insult to their race and began to rush towards Legolas in an attempt to hit him with their beer mugs but the only problem was that they also stepped on the broken glass, and though their feet were not as delicate as Legolas' were they also cut their feet and began to scream. Gandalf got up to help the hobbits but when he did, he hit his head on the lamp that was hung up over the TV causing him to step back in the glass just like everyone else before him also causing him to cut his feet. Finally everyone was out of the glass and calm again when Merry came back in. All of the ones who had stepped in the glass all glared at him evilly. Merry gave a little yelp and took of as all of the injured people took off after him wiht all the uninjured people chasing after them to keep them from seriously injuring the little hobbit. The injured people eventually tackled Merry to the ground and bruised him up a liitle bit. They finally all returned to the house only to find that the game was over and Auburn had won. " YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" screamed all of the Auburn fans. "WHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT????!!" yelled all of the Alabama fans. "How did we lose?" asked Gandalf. " Well we can always watch the recorded video." said Legolas. Gandalf looked a little pale and said, " Well there's something you should know about that video..."
What has happened to the beloved video? Did Gandalf screw up? Are you ready for the next chapter? OF COURSE YOU ARE!!! Well it's not up right now so you'll just have to wait. BUT DO NOT DESPAIR FOR IT WILL BE UP SOON!!!! And if you want to know another reason these chapters are so short is because they allow me to update quicker. SO we'll take a vote, in your review tell me if you want the chapters longer and the update time longer or do you want me to keep it the way it is with me updating nearly every day? It's your call!! See you next time!!