Inside the Lives of the Fellowship CH:5
Hey everybody! Sorry for all the delay with all the Christmas stuff I've been inda lazy. I realize that Legolas is kinda out of character but I have a little trouble getting anyone into character when they're in such a uncharacteristic place so forgive me.
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR OK???
"What is there I should know about that tape Gandalf?" inquired Legolas in a very tightly strained voice betraying the restraint it took to keep control.
"Well you see.......I didn't exactly record that football game." Ganfdalfsaid in a very frightened tone.
" WHAT!??!!" screamed the rest of the fellowship.
"Well, I didn't exactly know how to do it and everyone was so busy and I didn't want to bother anyone so I just asumed that we would be able to watch the whole game so I just didn't do it." said Gandalf in a rush.
Legolas was now shaking with anger. Aragorn was now holding his head in his hands and muttering some choice words in elvish. Frodo and the rest of the hobbits were simply staring in shock. Gimli was fingerling his axe and saying who knows what in under his breath in Dwarvish. Boromir was frantically pushing buttons on the TV to see if any channel had replays or showed results of the game.
"Ummm......sorry?" gandalf said in a quavering voice.
"SORRY?!?!?!" screamed Legolas," THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY AFTER ROBBING US OF THE ONLY REASON WE HAVE FOR EXCITMENT!!?!?!"
"Legolas...it's okay, I'm sure that someone else will have recorded it and will let us watch it" Aragorn said in an attempt to calm the elf prince down. Unfortunatly, the words did not have the desired effect.
"WHERE?! WE HAVE NO NEIGHBORS NOR DO WE KNOW ANYONE THAT LIVES CLOSE ENOUGH TO LET US WATCH IT!!" Legolas screamed.
"You do have a point there, the closest person we know is Galadriel and Celeborn but they don't record nor do they watch it at all and that leaves only Lord Elrond to watch it and he lives waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay far away." said Frodo thoughtfully.
"I guess you're right." said Aragorn in a defeated tone.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!!" said Gandalf. "WHAT?" said the fellowship, turning to him with evil glares "Uhh........we could go and wait for a rerun on PPV." Gandalf said, slightly taken aback at the vil glares his outburst had been rewarded with.
"I suppose we could but Gandalf still has to be punished......" said Legolas with a thoughtful look.
Aragorn patted him on the back in a comforting manner, "It's been a bad day for you hasn't it, Legolas?"
"Do I usually scream myself out every day?" Legolas said.
"No you don't do you? In fact, you usually don't yell at all do you?" asked Aragorn.
"Of course not. I'm an elf." Legolas said in a slightly proud voice.
"yeah, so what did you have in mind for the punishment?" Aragorn said menacingly.
"oh it's good trust me." Legolas said with an evil glare towards Gandalf. Gandalf gave a little gulp and began to inch slowly towards the door.
There you go!!^^ If you have any ideas on anything funny you'd like to add to this just tell me! See ya in chapter 6!! Review please:)
Hey everybody! Sorry for all the delay with all the Christmas stuff I've been inda lazy. I realize that Legolas is kinda out of character but I have a little trouble getting anyone into character when they're in such a uncharacteristic place so forgive me.
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR OK???
"What is there I should know about that tape Gandalf?" inquired Legolas in a very tightly strained voice betraying the restraint it took to keep control.
"Well you see.......I didn't exactly record that football game." Ganfdalfsaid in a very frightened tone.
" WHAT!??!!" screamed the rest of the fellowship.
"Well, I didn't exactly know how to do it and everyone was so busy and I didn't want to bother anyone so I just asumed that we would be able to watch the whole game so I just didn't do it." said Gandalf in a rush.
Legolas was now shaking with anger. Aragorn was now holding his head in his hands and muttering some choice words in elvish. Frodo and the rest of the hobbits were simply staring in shock. Gimli was fingerling his axe and saying who knows what in under his breath in Dwarvish. Boromir was frantically pushing buttons on the TV to see if any channel had replays or showed results of the game.
"Ummm......sorry?" gandalf said in a quavering voice.
"SORRY?!?!?!" screamed Legolas," THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY AFTER ROBBING US OF THE ONLY REASON WE HAVE FOR EXCITMENT!!?!?!"
"Legolas...it's okay, I'm sure that someone else will have recorded it and will let us watch it" Aragorn said in an attempt to calm the elf prince down. Unfortunatly, the words did not have the desired effect.
"WHERE?! WE HAVE NO NEIGHBORS NOR DO WE KNOW ANYONE THAT LIVES CLOSE ENOUGH TO LET US WATCH IT!!" Legolas screamed.
"You do have a point there, the closest person we know is Galadriel and Celeborn but they don't record nor do they watch it at all and that leaves only Lord Elrond to watch it and he lives waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay far away." said Frodo thoughtfully.
"I guess you're right." said Aragorn in a defeated tone.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!!" said Gandalf. "WHAT?" said the fellowship, turning to him with evil glares "Uhh........we could go and wait for a rerun on PPV." Gandalf said, slightly taken aback at the vil glares his outburst had been rewarded with.
"I suppose we could but Gandalf still has to be punished......" said Legolas with a thoughtful look.
Aragorn patted him on the back in a comforting manner, "It's been a bad day for you hasn't it, Legolas?"
"Do I usually scream myself out every day?" Legolas said.
"No you don't do you? In fact, you usually don't yell at all do you?" asked Aragorn.
"Of course not. I'm an elf." Legolas said in a slightly proud voice.
"yeah, so what did you have in mind for the punishment?" Aragorn said menacingly.
"oh it's good trust me." Legolas said with an evil glare towards Gandalf. Gandalf gave a little gulp and began to inch slowly towards the door.
There you go!!^^ If you have any ideas on anything funny you'd like to add to this just tell me! See ya in chapter 6!! Review please:)